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Landon Noss

@landon.wtf
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Innovation and Engineering leadership @ SIEA/PlayStation (HERE UNOFFICIALLY, NOT MY EMPLOYERS POSTS), former Obama.org Eng director, 24 years in the industry and counting. Rooting for you. Make magic, make art. AMA.

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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 49m
put it on my gravestone
a screenshot of a video game that states "you died" in large type followed by what killed the player: Bad Decisions
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 05/10/2026
isn't this supposed to be kamala harris's whole media conglomerate? disappointing.
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 03/10/2026
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 30/09/2026
Gopherman
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 25/09/2026
ah
a solo character loading into destiny 2 iron banner with no teammates
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 18/09/2026
oh ho ho ho ho guess what i'm going to do mondayyyyyy (its bare knuckle pickups time, babyyeeeeeeeee)
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 18/09/2026
Returned some gear and drained store credit. I need a good name for it.
A music man kaizen in matte yellow on the workbench being restrung
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 18/09/2026
ABC7 what in the whole entire earth is this
a man composed of what i can only describe as "weathered" doing the weather
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 11/09/2026
Outta my mind, into my body; finally got the 5x3 string swing racked up. So many little projects left. Still trying to figure out how to hang the .strandbergs* since they ain’t got no heads, lieutenant Dan
Office wall adorned with a rack of five guitars all facing a uniform direction and in order from electric to acoustic
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 07/09/2026
basically these, but with chromed out pots and dirty nickel
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 02/09/2026
i miss her so much i just feel like shit
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 01/09/2026
once again zuckerberg prioritizes just ripping shit off because he cannot have an original thought in his brain, he is simply horny for anti-competitive tactics. [deep deep breath] NOT IN A MILLION YEARS, FOR A BILLION DOLLARS A MINUTE
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 22/08/2026
in the cooking and kitchen manager app i'm hacking on, i took the day to make sure you could pet the bird.
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 21/08/2026
[faint but progressively louder call of ”Odin by my side” as thousands of pagans storm the castle]
Zuckerberg bought an Irish castle
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 21/08/2026
FUCK
Spectrum just bought cox
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 19/08/2026
i have been slowly accumulating guitar center gift cards between buying and trying a bunch of axes and I finally think i have found the perfect compliment to the Abasi Stage 7 when it gets here in the next few weeks: It's been a pretty okay vacation tbh
A Strandberg Original NX 8 in natural matte. An 8 string electric guitar
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 18/08/2026
my regards to the banana bread
mcmahon meme: 
- feeling emotions
- giving yourself time and space to understand where those emotions are coming from
- understanding the role those negative emotions played in your history and giving them a name, and thanking them before having them walk the plank
- GIVING YOURSELF LOVE AND SPACE AND TIME AND UNDERSTANDING THAT YOU ARE NOT YOUR EMOTIONS ALONE AND COMPLEXITY AND DUALITY IS THE SPICE OF HUMANITY, DUDE?!
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 17/08/2026
i've been practicing for over 20 years and this just hit me like a brick
a chart describing the "CAGED" system for guitar, with a bonus ANGULAR DIRECTION for each of the different shapes depending on the keycereal spitting guy meme
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 16/08/2026
new 'hand on back of her neck' guy meme "LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE GUNPLAY"
a horrible, terrible, idiotic, stupid youtube headline from Aztecross taking notes from chris barrett on destiny 2 sequel, the most copium i've ever seen in one place
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 14/08/2026
Building a dataset by hand takes forever but dawgggg when your prediction on how the data might look matches your initial observations? not just in k=10 but k=11,000 THERE ARE NO BETTER HIGHS HNNGGG
a table showing a measurement over 11,200+ recipes, folded into a specific data structure that answer: "what can i cook right now, vs if I had a few more ingredients?" and the result showing that, in survey, kitchens that had the most commonly possessed -- russet potatoes takes a kitchen from 10 recipes ready to go to 20, adding buttermilk can add another 100+, amongst the data
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 13/08/2026
The games themselves are fine (I play 99.9% of the core Zelda game loop in a lot of games) but I find botw and the other recent one as just— people enjoy this? After harping on open worlds for a decade? THATS the beknighted hero?
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 12/08/2026
Rick McCallum saying how Star War Episode 1 was "So dense" and had "so many layers in every image" welllllll buddy, you've been outmatched by a shitpost
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 08/08/2026
did crime. bought a supercar EV. ama.
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 03/08/2026
Shareholders and the concept of fiduciary duty are cheap bullshit things used by the wealthy to remain wealthy and powerful. Look at the Chinese EV market. The infrastructure. The USA is pretty much only for those worth above a million dollars. I hate it here.
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 30/07/2026
the way stelle works is like this: - show someone or look at your 'house menu' and they make an order - that order shows up as a prep screen to get everything ready, and then - you have the cook area, which also gives you reminders to clean up after yourself you cretin. YOU GOT TIME TO LEAN!?
a mobile app screenshot showing a few meals ready to be orderda mobile app screenshot showing a mise en place for a given receipe, in this case banana bread. ingredients are organized into sections based on prep style (wet/dry, etc)a mobile screenshot showing a stelle being cooked and one of our helper birds keeps the timer going on your behalf and will chirp when its time to do the next step.
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 30/07/2026
The flip side of the stelle, showing prep steps and your pantry. Rust-based sync engine works for households, with offline capabilities and mobile apps, plus the web version running a bindgen-wasm version of the same core native code. Building stuff? The best.
A preparatory workspace for a recipe you want to cook
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 30/07/2026
Building things. Meet Stelle.
A recipe “stelle” - start top left, finish bottom left. Each step you just tap on and timers auto start and so on. Birds are used as bookmarks and timers as a bit of fun.
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 28/07/2026
tweet
birbs
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 28/07/2026
🥹
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 28/07/2026
album cover for the debut album from "Days of the New" showing a dead willow tree in front of a pond in piss yellow and black
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 15/07/2026
me looking at my mentions
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 14/07/2026
lol. Lmao.
Taco Bell under investigation over explosive diarrhea pathogen link
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 08/07/2026
[yelling] Motokoooooooooooooooo
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 06/07/2026
haha yes
a moderation panel in a website with a big red text showing "move to bad post storage" which is where your posts will go
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 06/07/2026
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 06/07/2026
You totally called me out though dang what a shnoz
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 06/07/2026
I was poking around with a concept for a “classifieds” for industry folks, for anything from moving sales or job openings to collaborators and stuff.
Screenshot of a black and orange website form a mobile device showing a user experience of a minimum viable classifieds feed
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 03/07/2026
Marge krumping
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 28/06/2026
It’s hard to imagine the communication in that relationship is warm and understanding. But also
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 21/06/2026
An image macro of a woman from Star Trek with the text “fuck you rick berman”
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 19/06/2026
Good evening.
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 13/06/2026
but also doin' a big nasty version with some stank on it
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 13/06/2026
testing some letterpress and embossing stuff for fun. "fancy" edition.
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 09/06/2026
the fit is always flawless
Destiny 2 warlock posted in front of a sparrow
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 09/06/2026
SO MUCH FEELINGS
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 09/06/2026
THIS GUY????????
A horrifying photograph of an audience all wearing headsets while mark Zuckerberg looks for his next meal
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 08/06/2026
credits on "last cat in the universe" was very touching.
in memory of the developers cats
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 05/06/2026
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 05/06/2026
i'm not sorry about this at all
the "because of the implication" meme format with the sims UI in place and little plumbobs above the characters heads
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 05/06/2026
I sure hope this works and isn't compressed to dogshit and back, but like, this could totally be a thing. @seantron.bsky.social
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