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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄

@lamusadelils.bsky.social
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AU lover, occasionally NSFW, chronic procrastinator, English/Spanish

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 2h
i would rather remove my eyeballs than witness an AI tingler cover
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 7h
Recordatorio a mi yo del futuro: Aguantas dos tamales normales pero no dos oaxaqueños 💀
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's so funny to watch recipe videos from around the world and often you see these looong lists of ingredients and spices and stuff with twenty steps, and then US folks are always like "let me get this peeled fruit from a bag and this cookie mix and add water!"
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hoy pasé unas horas con un grupo de personas con acento chilango súper marcado y mientras veía unos tenis colgados de un cable de luz me quedé pensando en la versión chilanga de MDZS: "¡A huevo! ¡El Wei Wuxian ya colgó los tenis!"
Foto de un par de tenis rojos atados entre sí con las agujetas y colgados de un cable de luz en la calle, con un cielo azul de fondo.
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The Untamed/ CQL Daily @theuntamedcqldaily.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#TheUntamed/ #CQL #WeiWuxian #JiangYanli #cdrama #mdzs #mxtx
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something something modern AU where WWX is a neurosurgeon and his 'necromancy' equivalent act is that he manages to bring back WN after he is declared brain dead.
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine WWX saving a nest of crows from a storm or something and raising the chicks until they're old enough to be on their own. But then they don't actually leave and often follow him around. He calls himself a murderer... because he's got a murder! (of crows) 😂
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K🅾️❗️ @pzxce.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
weirdo4weirdo #wangxian #mdzs #art
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the doggos have figured out how to turn on the heated blanket. It's on the couch and lately I've noticed that they step on the control and turn it on, and I thought it was an accident. But looking at them napping so comfortably on top of it I wonder if it's actually accidental?
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I guess I'm into this now @imintothisnow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Omg I've seen fan art of something like this on Tumblr! Otamatone is perfect for wwx 🤣🤣🤣 www.tumblr.com/dontiform/61...
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💬 5  🔁 1562  ❤️ 2580 · untamed au where everything is the same except wwx plays an otamatone
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I may have posted about this before but: Modern cultivator WWX playing the otamatone 🤣 He's so obnoxious and annoying but also his horrible music is too damn effective so everyone hates him and *particularly* hate that they need him
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
With the recently revised extras that mention LQR kinda warming a bit towards WWX, I was reminded of my Cat!Qiren fic. 'A change of Purrspective' (Teen, 3k) 😾 Cat!Qiren 😾 WWX missing his hubby 😾 LQR & WWX kinda friendship 😾 LQR is grumpy but then not so much archiveofourown.org/works/45078634
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A change in Purrspective - lamusadelils - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Lu🌝 | Comms open! @moonnogginn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Waist-up sketch of wangxian having sex. Lan Wangji is fucking into Wei Wuxian while holding his legs, the scars on his back are visible. WWX is facing forward hugging LWJ. His hands are tied with the lan ribbon and one of them is pulling LWJ's hair. He's panting with a smile on his face.
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lianzi 🌑🏞️ 负尽天下 不负你 @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i know the gusu carpenter guild is mad about the censored extra bc how are those guys supposed to buy a second house when lwj isn't going through a tub a day
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What if the modern Twin Jades were actual twins and WWX met LXC first and they flirted harmlessly all the time without ever meaning it, but one day WWX met LWJ (not knowing LXC had a twin) and greeted him as if he were LXC and LWJ was so flustered that he forgot to mention he's not LXC?
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage
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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past 'dresses are for women and pants are for men. i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we've made
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
*looking into the horizon* Have you ever thought about LWJ getting his 🕳️ ate while he's doing handstands?
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Neighbors Wangxian meeting because they have a chubby black and white cat they both think is only theirs, but the cat is actually two-timing them 😆 WWX named him Suibian. LWJ named him Bichen. But it's the same cat. The only solution must be to live together, then 🤷‍♀️
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A estas alturas ya no aguanto quedarme al final de las celebraciones patrias. Siempre he sido una anciana, pero antes era una anciana más fiestera. Cené rico (quesabirrias), eché chismecito, escuché musica bonita y es hora de dormir.
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Teenji:
Kat Stratford from the movie 10 things I hate about you (1999) throwing a fierce stare over her shoulder, her arms crossed

The image is captioned: How I look at my man who is the love of my life
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey friends! I'm preparing my October spooky reads list and I'd really appreciate it if you shared your favorite horror/gothic/suspense/spooky/morbid read from your country. I want to read spooky books from all over the world! All genres (including comedy, poetry, graphic novels, kid's books, etc)
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not naming any names but I can't believe I just saw, with my own two eyes, a fic where LWJ has blue eyes. Isn't it enough with the whole glorification of the golden/silver/purple eyes in this fandom? Now it has to be blue? Ugh.
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thoughts that plague my head at that stage where you're just falling asleep: Omega!NMJ learns that TeenJi presented as an Omega too, and takes him under his wing bc LWJ is surrounded by alphas and betas and he needs the Omega perspective no one else can give him.
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
WWX giving this to LQR at the end of the year
A white sheet cake decorated with blue icing flowers with green leaves. In the center there is a message written messily in the same blue icing: "sorry I was late to your class everyday"
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Rocket Punch! @rocketpunch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pounded By The Realization That The Real Chuck Tingle Was The Friends We Made Along The Way.
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Thinking of Farmer WWX actually growing a little boy amongst the radishes without even intending to.
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Shout-out to my discord friends for inspiring one of my fave headcanons: LWJ's dick is so big because he's trans and has enlarged his tdick with cultivation. He studied the diagrams and techniques, but has no reference for a normal size so he just keeps making it bigger.
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That moment when you open a fic that seemed entertaining after just abstent-mindedly reading the tags because it's a crack treated seriously plot but then when you're 5k in, you wonder how long it's gonna be and it's over 100k but you're already hooked in
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Random headcanon of the day: Office worker LWJ, outwardly a boring man. Always pristine, always a serious, efficient worker but not very social. What people don't know is that he likes to wear lingerie underneath his suits.
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When you see a post and it fits WWX...
a fake Twitter post with Wei Wuxian saying "My whole vibe is like if a mental patient was also right about everything ever'
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And if NMJ turned into a bunny because of a curse and LXC had to carry the chonkiest of buns around until they could turn him back? Picture for reference
A man holding a giant rabbit with both arms
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I just think that teenage Wangxian...
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CURSE BOWL (look it up) @excited.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Love it when the feed does a thing
Two skeets: on top, Xue Yang looking over his shoulder with a pissed-Off expression; in the bottom, a possum looks back at the camera with glowing eyes.
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I have a sudden desire to fly a kite! I think the last time I did was 20 years ago, maybe more, but today I woke up thinking that it would be so much fun. Is it even the appropriate season for it? It's been raining here. 🪁
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I did not know I would end up (due to curiosity) in the Grace/Rocky end of the Project Hail Mary fandom but I've been having so much fun exploring the tag. It's definitely not going to be a main otp for me but I'm always down for an alienfucker story so if you have recs, send them my way.
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
There is nothing that fills my heart with more joy than when my dog falls asleep with her head on my foot and starts to get the REM sleep twitches. It tickles and makes me laugh sometimes but mostly I'm happy she's comfortable enough to dream next to me 🐶💤
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm seriously telling y'all, getting involved in political action LOCALLY and OFFLINE is so much more effective than posting online, and really helpful for combating feelings of powerlessness in these terrible times. Change starts at home. Be that change. Use your power.
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Modern cultivation AU where WWX comes back to life after 16 years, only to find the juniors are incomprehensible to him. Humor, slang, etc He ends up accidentally winning an aura farming competition he didn't even mean to participate in, because he's just naturally Like That.
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Quel @quelmdn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
'I know exactly what it is to want to kill a man, and to wait' #captiveprince #caprisky #q
Fanart of Laurent from csptive prince based on cabanel's painting fallen angel. Laurent is on a dark background, hold tighly a whip on his right hand, it's raised and covering half of his face, from which we can only see a furious, focused gazed and one tears rolling. He's in princely jacket with golden embroidery and a raised leg in tight pants and high boots. Motif of chains surround him. The colors are disaturated and greyish except for a piece of red fabric.
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quelmdn-twtfiles.bsky.social @quelmdn-twtfiles.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
Capri scene without context
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Tattoo artist WWX inks WN with a design like these, that they jokingly call "resentful energy" and suddenly there's a lot of people at his door asking for the same concept.
A hand tattooed with wisps of black ink on an abstract but delicate pattern that looks like dark hair moving in water but also ink slowly spreadingSide view of a shirtless person's torso, where the right arm is seen with a big tattoo consisting of wisps of black ink from the wrist to the bicepBlack and white picture of a shirtless person with long hair photographed from the back, showing off a tattoo consisting of abstract marble-like black lines covering half the back and part of one shoulder Side view of a person's neck tattoo: a realistic lightning-like or vein-like pattern of black ink starting at the neck right behind the ears and expanding down to the base of the neck
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S @10sgan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Thinking of 7yo Witchji, still a young mountain witch-in-training, only permitted to do simple spells and potions, but one day feeling so lonely that he desperately tries a love spell he saw in a random pamphlet. He doesn't realize that it's just a sham and that true love spells don't exist.
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
❌data modelling ✅ Data, modelling
Data, modelling
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Today I went to a museum with a friend and her kids, and it was so much fun. Being the cool aunty that can explain the sciencey stuff and indulge the children at the restaurant/gift shop is quite a new experience and somehow healed something inside.
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I just think that NMJ should have a baby daughter. I think those big arms should hold a tiny bundle, and he needs to sing to her softly. I think that would prevent his qi deviation, actually.
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
20 year old LWJ does that thing where he pays a monthly fee to sponsor a baby in need and receives letters and photos in exchange. Those letters bring him joy and eventually they turn into a big comfort for him. Over the years, seeing A-Yuan's growth makes him proud and happy.
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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
Teenxian: Hey, Lan Zhan, would you like to plant a tree with me? Teenji: What kind of tree? Teenxian: A family tree 😏 Teenji: 😳
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