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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯

@lamaryanne.bsky.social
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(Art) historian, museum professional, educator, romance novel enthusiast, feminist, Francophile, baseball aficionado, 30 Rock quoter. All views are my own. She/her.

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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time the Braves fans do the chop, I want the Phillies to win a little more.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have heard it - they are playing it on the pop station in Cleveland. But when I heard it, my first thought was: this is like Lainey Wilson, but shitty.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I should not be forced to watch Aroldis Chapman pitch. Ever.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I should not be forced to listen to David Ross speak during a Cleveland baseball game.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What better way to spend a Monday morning than throwing down in an internet debate about television
NYTimes graphic - My Top Shows

Friday Night Lights, Veronica Mars, 30 Rock, The Pitt, The Wire, Girls, Downton Abbey, Derry Girls, Broadchurch, Homeland
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I am so perilously close to being able to do that "10 acts you've seen live" meme going around this morning with only people who were at Daisy Chain Fields, and I so desperately hope all the younger people who were there take this energy forward.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have no Olivia Rodrigo music takes (old) but she introduced a generation of girls to the Breeders and for that she has my sword
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The third thing you'd probably need to know about me is that I have seen the Tim Curry version of It a truly embarrassing number of times.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The two things that popped into my head right away were The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett and Beyond the Burning Time by Kathryn Lasky, which is actually probably all you need to know about me.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
An accurate description of what happened would be that this ignorant, belligerent man interrupted a dignified professional woman trying to do her damn job, not whatever this bullshit is.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Another important Texas Monthly investigation. My family watched Early Edition together every week, and since it was on when I was like 10-14 years old, Kyle Chandler is hardwired into my brain.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is it for me, too, as a Guardians fan doomed to suffer the yearly war of attrition that is the AL Central. Why sell? You could still be in it for the rest of the season, and he has always seemed like a central part of the Tigers' team for morale reasons.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
there’s, like, a lot of yall who think I’m talking about one specific guy here and it’s like no. this is a general problem. the guy you’re thinking of, that is just one guy among many guys
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If you live in Northeast Ohio, the problem with carrying World Cup enthusiasm toward getting into Major League Soccer... is that the same people who have run the Browns into the ground also own the nearest soccer franchise. And I am just not doing that.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Making Count von Count watch a 0-0 half is rude.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
There is too much 2016 World Series in this Home Run Derby.
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JuliJess @julianajess.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Jayson Conner, 48, and Jeffrey Newman, 58, Die; Gave Thousands of Backpacks to Those in Need www.nytimes.com/2026/07/11/n...
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Jayson Conner, 48, and Jeffrey Newman, 58, Die; Gave Thousands of Backpacks to Those in Need (Gift Article)
The couple, who died within a few days of each other, provided needed supplies, like socks and wet wipes, to people living on New York City’s streets.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I've been watching the antenna Fox games, and doing Telemundo for games not on antenna Fox. Not even on principle, or because I already pay for Peacock, but because paying for the Fox streamer would mean a neverending supply of obnoxious prepper commercials.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Anyway, I've said before that I only got into this in the first place because I was in France in 2014 during the WC. It's all France, all the way over here.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The fact that the commentators are pitching the American audience on why they should keep watching is embarrassing. Like the best players in the world aren't still in the tournament.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You really expect me to cheer against the Magritte jerseys...?
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
One of our cats slept through the fireworks, and the other watched them out the window. It's possible they're.... strange.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
one good use of VAR would be to hand out match bans to several players and coaching staff in what we just watched, especially the player who got Olise carded at the end for a simulated violent attack (along with rescinding that card)
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
If I wanted to see this more poor refereeing, I would watch more basketball.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I only want to hear "Take Me Home, Country Roads" if Chase DeLauter is about to step up to the plate.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Mbappé things
Kylian Mbappé seated with his arms held almost straight out facing us looking like a child wanting to be picked upKylian Mbappé with his eyes closed and a cheesy grin
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
These little 8-episode seasons are good and all, but I was trained on 21- to 24-episode seasons. I once watched a 21-episode season of The X-Files in three days. Gimme a bigger challenge, streamers.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Get 'em, Rickie.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 12/06/2026
the ruling regime knows they are losing in ohio, so this is how they are lashing out. you can learn more about what happened and why it matters at handsoffohio.org
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HANDS OFF OHIO!
Federal agents raided offices connected to the Ohio Organizing Collaborative, a leading Ohio voting rights organization. Learn what happened, why it matters, and how you can stand up for democracy and...
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Here are the Chicks performing “Not Ready to Make Nice” on Kimmel last night on the 23rd anniversary of them being right about the Iraq War and getting actually canceled for it: youtu.be/Gc84Qk7f-pg
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The Chicks - Not Ready to Make Nice
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I still twitch a little every time I hear Volare because I spent a four-day weekend working at the Feast of the Assumption in Little Italy when I was in college.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I'm hovering around 20, I think, and part of that is that I genuinely can't remember if I've read, say, the Flauberts. I probably read about 100 pages of them (maybe even in French) and then bluffed my way through an A paper well enough that it... feels like I read them.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
No, I am not at the 2016 reunion game because I did not feel like crying in public today.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I would have said that Imogen Heap song. Like, other people like it, but I still see that scene from The OC in my head which I watched the first time it aired on TV... like a true millennial.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
She looks like Theda Bara as Cleopatra. 🖤
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Jes Battis @jesbattis.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Once again: there is no *ethical* use of AI. Universities "exploring ethical uses" are cashing in and trying to grab money to survive in the face of government shortfalls. You cannot "ethically" use a machine that steals art, energy, water, and land. Using AI to "make art" is exploitation and theft.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I don't know what's worse: this guy, or the fact that I recognize this guy from when they've interviewed him on the broadcast before.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I loved Jessica Williams on the Daily Show, but I also love her on Shrinking as a truly unrepresented demographic on television: Millennial women who have seen Billy Madison too many times.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Mine was about how Manet and Degas dialogued about art and the city of Paris through their cafe paintings.
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Laura Ansley @lmansley.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
If you are in Cleveland or have an internet connection for Zoom, join some of us from @nursingclio.bsky.social at events today and tomorrow! artsci.case.edu/dittrick/upc...
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Upcoming Events - Dittrick Medical History Center
Skuy History of Contraception Lecture Series, 2026 Editing & Publishing the History of Contraception Wednesday, April 22nd, 2026, 4:00pm – 5:30pm  In part one of this year’s Skuy History of Contracept...
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The Arc de Triomphe was commissioned to honor Napoleon in 1806. By the time construction had really begun in earnest, Napoleon had suffered a disastrous military defeat and had been forced into exile.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I realized the other day that my Felicity doll is older than my entire museum education staff, so if you're saying "who's the target audience for this book?" Well, it's me. Felicity girl since ca. 1993.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Sorry to Andruw Jones, but the third person who should be in this booth right now is Cliff Lee so it can be the trio of Cleveland pitchers, two stoic and one charmingly chatty, of my 2000s heart.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Do the Bucks put their visiting teams up at the same hotel that Mookie Betts is afraid of? Because that was the first thing I thought of when he said he didn't like playing in Milwaukee.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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a man with a beard is asking why have you forsaken me ..
Alt: a man with a beard is asking why have you forsaken me ..
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The chances that Tanner Scott was born in the same hospital as I was are pretty high.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I know CC is in the booth in his capacity as a Yankee** but I could listen to him talk forever. **he will always be for Cleveland in my heart.
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Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 22/03/2026
everything being done now was test run by Republicans on the Humanities for decades and many of our STEM colleagues were silent
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
😭😭😭😭😭
Photo of Victor Martinez singing the Venezuelan national anthem and crying
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
FINALLY, A WORLD TITLE FOR VICTOR MARTINEZ 😍
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