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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯

@lamaryanne.bsky.social
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(Art) historian, museum professional, educator, romance novel enthusiast, feminist, Francophile, baseball aficionado, 30 Rock quoter. All views are my own. She/her.

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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Is now the time to confess publicly that I've been wearing the same 20-year-old Bob Wickman tshirt for every game we've won... and now I am too scared not to do that?
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Like I will be cheering for my team but I am not ever actually cheering against Yandy Diaz.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The thing about the Guardians now facing the Rays is that a few of them debuted with Cleveland and this article just lives in my head: www.mlb.com/news/yandy-d...
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Diaz living one dream, but hoping for another
CLEVELAND -- Yandy Diaz would have loved nothing more than to have his mom in the stands for his Major League debut. After all the sacrifices made in order for him to pursue his dream, the person who ...
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
YOU MAY HAVE THE POPE BUT WE HAVE HOSEY
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The question is: how hard will the baseball PTSD rage if this game goes into a rain delay with Cleveland against a Chicago team?
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You know what, if Pedro Martinez is fine with Gavin Williams coming in for 18 pitches, then I am going to be FINE WITH IT. 🫪
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Saint Jerome:
Etching depicting Saint Jerome in the wilderness by Albrecht Durer
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A real "my uncle thought he was Saint Jerome" situation.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In case you're wondering how to make a relationship work, Matt is upstairs watching the Yankees-Rays game, and I am downstairs watching the Brewers-Padres game. We are shouting updates back and forth.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 07/10/2026
This is sexual violence as a form of terrorism. It is political violence and it is chilling and horrific, and AOC was absolutely right to be terrified that the goons (now pardoned) laying siege to the capital would rape her if they found her. Small changes won't fix this. FLIP THE TABLE NOW
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cannot possibly explain to you all not in Ohio how I am almost happy to see that dumb little ball of Liberty Biberty because at least it is not defaming Sherrod Brown or Amy Acton
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I haven't seen the last part of Fantasia since -checks Wikipedia- approximately 1992.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time the Braves fans do the chop, I want the Phillies to win a little more.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have heard it - they are playing it on the pop station in Cleveland. But when I heard it, my first thought was: this is like Lainey Wilson, but shitty.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For grievances that rate far beyond those against Cleveland.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I should not be forced to watch Aroldis Chapman pitch. Ever.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I should not be forced to listen to David Ross speak during a Cleveland baseball game.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We watched Mad Men recently when it came onto HBO Max, and I never did The Americans or Breaking Bad in any meaningful way. I thought hard about Six Feet Under, too, but it's been awhile since I've seen it and the memories aren't as strong.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I might have put The Office on, but there was one season that I never watched because it was so terrible. I dropped back in when Catherine Tate showed up and never went back to what I missed.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If we're being honest? #10 should probably be Game of Thrones, but I'm still mad about it.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Turns out most of my favorite shows premiered in 1998 or 1999. Still, all but one of these shows are shows I have seen multiple times, and to me, the rewatching is important. The one I haven't rewatched (Homeland) lives rent -free in my head, for better or worse.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What better way to spend a Monday morning than throwing down in an internet debate about television
NYTimes graphic - My Top Shows

Friday Night Lights, Veronica Mars, 30 Rock, The Pitt, The Wire, Girls, Downton Abbey, Derry Girls, Broadchurch, Homeland
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Like Surfacing, Fever to Tell, and Jagged Little Pull are the albums that made me.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I saw Die Spitz because they were opening for Sleater-Kinney who are spiritually adjacent to this list. And the only reasons I haven't seen Sarah McLachlan are that I was too young to drive myself to Lilith Fair and it is unbecoming to cry in public.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ok, seriously, I made it to 8: 1) Alanis Morrissette 2) Stevie Nicks solo 3) Fleetwood Mac, obviously with Stevie 4) The Yeah Yeah Yeahs (Karen O) 5) Garbage 6) The Breeders 7) Bikini Kill 8) Die Spitz
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I say, two weeks out from my 40th birthday, as I rest in this millennial retirement home.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I am so perilously close to being able to do that "10 acts you've seen live" meme going around this morning with only people who were at Daisy Chain Fields, and I so desperately hope all the younger people who were there take this energy forward.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have no Olivia Rodrigo music takes (old) but she introduced a generation of girls to the Breeders and for that she has my sword
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
RIP to the sexiest pollution monster ever to do it
Animated cartoon smog monster on a pink background
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The third thing you'd probably need to know about me is that I have seen the Tim Curry version of It a truly embarrassing number of times.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Besides this Salem Witch Trials book, which I was trash for at 10 or so, Kathryn Lasky is part of the Dear America hive (yes, she also wrote my favorite Dear America book and my favorite of the Princess books)... hard to miss the implications of that kind of historical fiction in my life.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I went back and read The Secret Garden as a adult, and it is still just so beautiful (and weird and Edwardian).
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The two things that popped into my head right away were The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett and Beyond the Burning Time by Kathryn Lasky, which is actually probably all you need to know about me.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
An accurate description of what happened would be that this ignorant, belligerent man interrupted a dignified professional woman trying to do her damn job, not whatever this bullshit is.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
All these people cheering for him to be MVP now in the same season where he shouted at that fan feels super gross to me.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Let's never talk about how many times I have watched that Godzilla movie he's in.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Anyway: clear eyes, full hearts...
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And we watched it because my mom was one of the five people watching Homefront, and she was excited to see him in something new.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Another important Texas Monthly investigation. My family watched Early Edition together every week, and since it was on when I was like 10-14 years old, Kyle Chandler is hardwired into my brain.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is it for me, too, as a Guardians fan doomed to suffer the yearly war of attrition that is the AL Central. Why sell? You could still be in it for the rest of the season, and he has always seemed like a central part of the Tigers' team for morale reasons.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
there’s, like, a lot of yall who think I’m talking about one specific guy here and it’s like no. this is a general problem. the guy you’re thinking of, that is just one guy among many guys
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If you live in Northeast Ohio, the problem with carrying World Cup enthusiasm toward getting into Major League Soccer... is that the same people who have run the Browns into the ground also own the nearest soccer franchise. And I am just not doing that.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Making Count von Count watch a 0-0 half is rude.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
There is too much 2016 World Series in this Home Run Derby.
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JuliJess @julianajess.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Jayson Conner, 48, and Jeffrey Newman, 58, Die; Gave Thousands of Backpacks to Those in Need www.nytimes.com/2026/07/11/n...
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Jayson Conner, 48, and Jeffrey Newman, 58, Die; Gave Thousands of Backpacks to Those in Need (Gift Article)
The couple, who died within a few days of each other, provided needed supplies, like socks and wet wipes, to people living on New York City’s streets.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Born in '86, but my parents were a little older. So I had a set of books that had been my mom's classroom set when she was a teacher before she had me. And I watched the show sometimes! But mostly my Michael Landon fondness comes from watching too much Bonanza...
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I've been watching the antenna Fox games, and doing Telemundo for games not on antenna Fox. Not even on principle, or because I already pay for Peacock, but because paying for the Fox streamer would mean a neverending supply of obnoxious prepper commercials.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Anyway, I've said before that I only got into this in the first place because I was in France in 2014 during the WC. It's all France, all the way over here.
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I watched a bunch of videos in him in Instagram, and he is actually like a sweet little baby off the field 😂
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Bloody Mary 🕯🪞🕯 @lamaryanne.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The fact that the commentators are pitching the American audience on why they should keep watching is embarrassing. Like the best players in the world aren't still in the tournament.
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