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Looking through the wrong end of the telescope.

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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 2h
Is the video finished or am I just finished with it? We'll find out tomorrow. Some might say editing your favourite film to accompany one of your favourite cover versions is an exercise in guaranteed disappointment, I don't believe that but you can decide for yourselves... Tomorrow.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 4h
Pain Lethargy Abscesses Gland swelling Unconsciousness Expiration Mnemonic plague
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 4h
You will know someone like Manchester City’s owners in your professional and personal lives and they’re never redeemable.
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 5h
This man has to watch Trump rallies and news conferences non-stop for his job and it turns out the thing that will break him is Kyler Murray.
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 6h
Look, being able to ride a motorcycle is very liberating but it’s no substitute for rooted mental wellbeing. (Sorry, I have to do my CBT joke every time, it’s the law)
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 6h
The Patriots use Chism to make a mess on the Bills.
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 6h
That was a dime though. Kudos.
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 6h
I can see why Channel 5 would have Christian Wade and Asmir Begovic on as pundits but they’ve got the charisma of a pair of teabags.
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 7h
My 9 Albums but one per country of origin.
Scott Walker (USA), Wonder Stuff (England), Divine Comedy (Northern Ireland), Paradise Motel (Australia), Yann Tiersen (France), Badmarsh & Shri (Yemen & India), Rufus Wainwright (Canada), Belle & Sebastian (Scotland), Junna (Japan)
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 7h
How are you supposed to only do nine albums?
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Tube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Travel Without Moving with the new 2027 Tube Mapper Calendar! Enjoy breathtaking views from above and go Deeper Underground, all from the comfort of your own home. It’s Virtually Insanity to miss out on this opportunity! Er... I think I’ve officially run out of Jamiroquai puns. 😅
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 8h
Jesus H Christ, Drake Maye SUCKS now.
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 10h
Started watching ‘Big Bang Theory’ spin-off, ‘Stuart Fails To Save The World’ and he says this line: ‘I saw Penn & Teller in Vegas but y’know who was surprisingly enjoyable? Celine Dion’ Y’know who else once said that, word for word? Me. Don’t make me Stuart, world.
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 11h
Just remembered this and started laughing to myself. Good work, brain
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 11h
Kaliakmanis playing like it's Retro Bowl on easy mode.
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 12h
Danny Dimes, spilling the coins out his pocket for Washington to pick up.
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Darren Hayman @darrenhayman.bandcamp.com · 12h
A puffin painted onto a 1957 Turner brothers Asbestos Co. Beer mat from Rochdale. Beer mat painting. watercolour and acrylic on card. Available now darrenhaymanart.com
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 12h
I’ve never listened to this album all the way through, am I missing out?
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 12h
I like how the commentary team have been briefed on how to pronounce ‘Tottenham’
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 13h
And l’ll say this for the fixtures, in the UK at least, it’s gone from a novelty, an ‘Ooh, let’s go for a bit of fun’ to the nominal ‘home’ team attracting their own people.
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 14h
In other news: I really don’t agree with NFL international fixtures taking home fixtures away from the teams. But I do like having a whole ass NFL game on television at a time I can appreciate.
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 14h
If the Greens want to say ‘A large proportion of this religious group is bad’, how do they rebut Tories, Reform and Restore saying the same?
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The first one is finished. It won’t be going on YouTube for public consumption. If and when it does go on YouTube it will be by invitation only.
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This isn’t correct apparently. So I’m guessing the hundreds of millions Renaker helped themselves to and the tens of millions Salboy took out of Warrington (along with £50m from GMCA three months ago) are illusions like City’s sponsorship money.
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Burnham’s Manchester is built exclusively on investor friendly loans & his support of City’s investor-owners is entirely on brand. Football is an irrelevance to Burnham except for photo ops. The gravy train will roll on under Bev and investors never need risk any of their own money, City or no City.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that.
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
STORY TIME! (The one I said I wasn't going to tell, literally yesterday!). July, 1994: I had the poops and spent the evening in bed listening to the Wonder Stuff's 'farewell show' at Phoenix Festival.
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Dr Phoenix CS Andrews @thatdocphoenix.com · 03/10/2026
Found your boyfriends again
Creepy cream pies
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My friends just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There's no menu, they just give you what you deserve.
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Y’know what I need, by the way? Deadlines. I’m making a video for someone and they really won’t mind (or notice) if I don’t make it, so I’ve been sat on it. Someone tell me to get it done!
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had an urge to listen to Mika. So I did. youtu.be/0CGVgAYJyjk?...
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MIKA - Grace Kelly
YouTube video by MIKAVEVO
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So here’s a random thing I just discovered. If you take a ‘live’ photo on iPhone, it appears on the phone like a GIF. But if you export it, it exports the whole thing like a video, sound and all.
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If @aprilciate.bsky.social didn’t love Gelli Haha already… youtube.com/shorts/wWZNu...
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Gelli Haha plays “Would You Rather” with iconic albums from our record store!
YouTube video by 3hive
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DAMMIT. Twickets popped up Crash Test Dummies under ‘near Manchester’. So where in Manchester is it? Fucking MORECAMBE.
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I guess Russell T Davies might hire him given they’re both experts in fantasy stories.
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Message to all bands, promoters and venues: Have your artiste play a venue that is slightly too big for them. People can move, breathe, avoid accidental fondlage, generally have a better time.
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I also walked there and back which meant I could try and recreate the best photograph I’ve ever taken. Not as good but not bad.
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Here's the original from November 2020.
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As an example: I have (situation) If (circumstance 1) Else if (circumstance 2) Else if (circumstance 3) Else “Don’t worry about it” And yes, I’m aware that’s a M statement not an Excel formula but shush, we’re saving lives here.
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 03/10/2026
Smiths Salt 'n' NON-BREWED CONDIMENT (SPICE FLAVOUR) chipsticks
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Being a natural contrarian is the best. ‘I’m not saying this to be a dick, I’m saying it because you’re wrong’
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Incidentally, do you ever think about how many people you see once and never again? Must be a percentage in the high nineties.
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Either rugby shirts are exceptionally hard wearing or rugby fans are exceptionally cheap but I’ve been walking round Old Trafford and been treated to twenty years, at least, of different Warrington Wolves tops.
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gonna start an online course called ‘Better mental health through Excel formulae’
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Speaking of songs on repeat. When I was unwell this was a diary, now it’s a warning. youtu.be/HIRiduzNLzQ?...
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美波「ホロネス」MV
YouTube video by 美波
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Niche post: Kinaxia finally phased out the AK Worthington branding. Do not like.
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Tomato Girl Throwing Tomatoes Meme
Alt: Tomato Girl Throwing Tomatoes Meme
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wouldn’t know this, it must go to a different school. A school that isn’t Flyday Chinatown
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This time last month I was considering whether I wanted to continue existing at all. Today? I’m annoyed because I haven’t got enough coat hangers. Progress, my friends!
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Ant-o’-lantern 🏳️‍⚧️ @lalonip81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Playing a fun game on Instagram. Photo of an individual with part of the caption visible and show an announcement. Are they: 1, Leaving a job 2, Starting a new job 3, Dead
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