Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 4hHey there Easy Rider! It's my birthday! Ol' 38 over here! If you're going to celebrate with me, reply to this tweet with a "10/4 good buddy!" 010
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hey Lindsey Lohan! Today is the day you mentioned in that movie you were in! Well, I bet you'll be interested to know that today is also my thirty-eighth birthday! I know, right? 001
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's 10/2! You know what that means! It's my birthday! You're going to keep those hands at the proper spots on the steering wheel while you drive over to my party!!!! 010
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Girlfriend is having a bad day (not my fault) and I don't like it. Women should not be allowed to have bad days on Thursdays! 110
Reposted by AaronUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 872227386
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Trying to remember the last time I was scared. Certainly wasn't when I was watching a movie. Uh, guys? That's just a dude in a suit. You don't have to panic about it 🙄 010
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So we're basically done with horror movies right? Hard to imagine being scared of a spooky monster at this age. Maybe we could move on to a better genre? #MakeOctoberSillyAgain 120
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Thirty-seven has come and passed My birthday will never last Wake me up when my birthday ends (Thirty-eight today!) 010
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fuck!! I dropped some of my damn food on the floor! Like this tweet if you'll clean it up for me. Rt if you'll eat it too. 010
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If he wants to "cut" some dishonorable ne'er-do-wells, then I volunteer my services! I have just the tool! 010
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Awake very early this morning! Not a fan of it! Might need a firmware update in the form of birthday cake!!! Because today is my thirty-eighth birthday and that's how wuzzle-fuzzle heads like us talk! 000
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One day you will become the Communist of the Month. I believe in you😇 021
Reposted by AaronNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone. 045571
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My dad worked with a guy named Digger and he refused to wear his seatbelt at any time. 110
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sitting in a Microsoft Teams meeting at work right now (not paying attention as per usual) and they haven't even once stopped the proceedings to wish me a happy thirty-eighth birthday! Uh, hey Copilot! Why don't you put this 🖕in your pipe and smoke it???? 000
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Worst state in the union, Iowa Connection and #DeathToFootball all in one event! Wow! That's a bit triple decker!!! 000
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Looking forward to the day when I get to make AI jokes and punchline is "lol someone still talks about that stuff" instead of "I'm deeply fucked in the head" 000
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I got this one as well lol. Really don't think the geriatrics who vote in midterms would appreciate what I have to offer in that regard 120
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Folks, the only "steal plant" I'm interested in is when I take my neighbor's jack-o-lanterns and slam them down onto the ground so that they splatter everywhere!!! 020
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026@grok generate a prompt of me thanking my followers for wishing me a happy thirty-eighth birthday. Remind them casually that it is today. Tell them that I feel great but sneak a cutesy and pithy comment about getting up there in years. Hit send and post. 010
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Good afternoon! I've been busy all day answering all my well-wishes and congratulations for my birthday! If I would have known turning thirty-eight (which I'm doing today) would have been so good, I would have done it years ago!!!!! 000
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My dad is up visiting but he threw his back out so he's laying on my floor with an ice pack and he's watching steam engine videos on his phone. #DudesRock 010
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Here comes the rain again Coming down on my birthday I'm thirty-eight and sad about it I wanna party with my friends I wanna talk again like followers do 010
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Cool that you get to hang out with anime villains. 010
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Every morning I wake up and see myself in the mirror and I instantly understand why I am so beloved in my public, private and online lives! Truly beautiful and flawless! A gem! 000
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy happy birthday! From all of you to me! You wish it was your birthday so you can party too! Hey! (I'm thirty-eight by the way! Can you imagine? I've damn grown up on this website!!!) 000
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Went for a walk around my apartment complex. Breathed in outside air and was in proximity to grass and trees. Like this tweet if you agree with my decision 010
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026As a Libra/Cancer/Gemini/Capricorn/Aries/Sagittarius/Pisces/Taurus/Leo/Scorpio cusp I feel that😆 020
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Now more than ever!!!!!static.klipy.comI Know That's Right!ALT: I Know That's Right! 000
Reposted by AaronDaily Tokusatsu @dailytokusatsu.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Kamen Rider Agito Opening 3232132
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hmm. More discourse? Interesting. Not participating though. It would be too easy for me to solve so I don't wade into it. I'm glad some of you are getting enjoyment out of it. 010
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Brr! It's chilly! That's how I know it's my birthday! It gets cold and the leaves begin to change. But no worries my lovely followers! I have a way to keep you all warm! Come over to my hot, hot party!!!!! TO-NITE!!!!!! 000
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Participating in this. Unimpeachable list full of bangers. I would also like to say the Be Invoked is part of the Ideon experience and you can't skip it so tack it on there. 010
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comI Know That's Right!ALT: I Know That's Right! 000
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just yanked out a huge nose hair. For ten likes, I'll post a picture of it. 000
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Had a dream last night where this asshole I knew in high school showed up and gave me $250,000 for being "the funniest dude I knew back then" which was certainly true but still 030
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's the autumnal equinox! Wow! A shift of the seasons. You can feel the energy shifting outside right now. Something new is on the horizon. But who gives a fuck?! It's my mfing birthday!!!!! Thirty-eight!!!!! 000
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I agree. He's been the IDP golden boy for years. Also he is not as popular as they want to pretend. He almost lost his last auditor race! 030
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026He has no momentum! People aren't excited for him! It's going to go quite poorly! 130
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A video you make when your internal polling looks great 270
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Do you remember The twenty-first of September It was my birthday I was turning thirty-eightttttttttt 000
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Bed going up On a Sunday It's 9:00 CST And you snoozay 000
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Going to see if I can figure out what the back of my head looks like 100
Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Might fuck around and change my camera perspective from first person to third person 131
