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Aaron

@lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 10m
Fuck!! I dropped some of my damn food on the floor! Like this tweet if you'll clean it up for me. Rt if you'll eat it too.
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 22m
If he wants to "cut" some dishonorable ne'er-do-wells, then I volunteer my services! I have just the tool!
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 12h
Awake very early this morning! Not a fan of it! Might need a firmware update in the form of birthday cake!!! Because today is my thirty-eighth birthday and that's how wuzzle-fuzzle heads like us talk!
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sitting in a Microsoft Teams meeting at work right now (not paying attention as per usual) and they haven't even once stopped the proceedings to wish me a happy thirty-eighth birthday! Uh, hey Copilot! Why don't you put this 🖕in your pipe and smoke it????
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Worst state in the union, Iowa Connection and #DeathToFootball all in one event! Wow! That's a bit triple decker!!!
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looking forward to the day when I get to make AI jokes and punchline is "lol someone still talks about that stuff" instead of "I'm deeply fucked in the head"
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Folks, the only "steal plant" I'm interested in is when I take my neighbor's jack-o-lanterns and slam them down onto the ground so that they splatter everywhere!!!
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@grok generate a prompt of me thanking my followers for wishing me a happy thirty-eighth birthday. Remind them casually that it is today. Tell them that I feel great but sneak a cutesy and pithy comment about getting up there in years. Hit send and post.
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good afternoon! I've been busy all day answering all my well-wishes and congratulations for my birthday! If I would have known turning thirty-eight (which I'm doing today) would have been so good, I would have done it years ago!!!!!
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My dad is up visiting but he threw his back out so he's laying on my floor with an ice pack and he's watching steam engine videos on his phone. #DudesRock
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here comes the rain again Coming down on my birthday I'm thirty-eight and sad about it I wanna party with my friends I wanna talk again like followers do
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every morning I wake up and see myself in the mirror and I instantly understand why I am so beloved in my public, private and online lives! Truly beautiful and flawless! A gem!
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy happy birthday! From all of you to me! You wish it was your birthday so you can party too! Hey! (I'm thirty-eight by the way! Can you imagine? I've damn grown up on this website!!!)
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Went for a walk around my apartment complex. Breathed in outside air and was in proximity to grass and trees. Like this tweet if you agree with my decision
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
大家好!今天是我的生日!我38歲了!我想感謝所有今天祝我生日快樂的朋友們! ! !
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Daily Tokusatsu @dailytokusatsu.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Kamen Rider Agito Opening
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hmm. More discourse? Interesting. Not participating though. It would be too easy for me to solve so I don't wade into it. I'm glad some of you are getting enjoyment out of it.
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Brr! It's chilly! That's how I know it's my birthday! It gets cold and the leaves begin to change. But no worries my lovely followers! I have a way to keep you all warm! Come over to my hot, hot party!!!!! TO-NITE!!!!!!
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Participating in this. Unimpeachable list full of bangers. I would also like to say the Be Invoked is part of the Ideon experience and you can't skip it so tack it on there.
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just yanked out a huge nose hair. For ten likes, I'll post a picture of it.
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Had a dream last night where this asshole I knew in high school showed up and gave me $250,000 for being "the funniest dude I knew back then" which was certainly true but still
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's the autumnal equinox! Wow! A shift of the seasons. You can feel the energy shifting outside right now. Something new is on the horizon. But who gives a fuck?! It's my mfing birthday!!!!! Thirty-eight!!!!!
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A video you make when your internal polling looks great
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you remember The twenty-first of September It was my birthday I was turning thirty-eightttttttttt
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bed going up On a Sunday It's 9:00 CST And you snoozay
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Might fuck around and change my camera perspective from first person to third person
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Andor Season 3 is going to take a crazy swing
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good morning everyone! I'm not sure if you were aware of this but today is my thirty-eighth birthday!! That's right! I'm an old fogey for sure! Woke up with an ache in my knee lmao could I be anymore generic😆😆😆? But seriously though it's a blessing from God to reach this age #praisehim
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And today is now my birthday! Love turning thirty-eight! Makes me feel like I've had a long life worth living! Beauty, truth, honor....all these I've come to know in my long years of living
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yesterday was my birthday but I was so busy that I forgot to post! That's an epic fail and a blooper by me!!! When you turn thirty-eight you are basically senile
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My son is now three episodes away from the end of My Hero Academia and he is refusing to watch any more because he says all the cool stuff is done and the rest will be boring 😑.
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can't help but view this push across all Iowa Dems as the brainchild of a certain waifish, whispy ex-model. After all, who talked about it first?
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ridiculous assertion. She clearly would use the Ideon instead.
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you want some tokusatsu, just sub some Kamen Rider and save us all the trouble. It's a better show anyway.
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everything is going to be ok.
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@robsandia.bsky.social Trump and Maga shit is extremely unpopular. Maybe you should think about that some more before you keep flapping your thin little lips about working with them and copying their talking points
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy Constitution Day! I know we all love that historic document! Do you happen to know what else today is? I'll give you a hint: It's my thirty-eighth birthday! That should be in the Bill of Rights if you ask me!!!!
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have no idea what this doofus is talking about but everyone check out my cool katana!
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do it. I will have the highest Honor Score any website has ever seen.
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am beloved both on this website and in real life. All are amazed by my presence and my joie de vivre
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They are building the RX-78
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Another year...Another birthday...being thirty-eight doesn't matter to some people on here...maybe it does...to some...
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It was pouring today! Not a great way to spend my thirty-eighth birthday (today) but hey when you get to be my age, you gotta take the "W" of waking up in the morning when it happens!
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Probably should have gotten gas last week huh
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This pleases no one and is causing him to bleed voters! He cannot and will not win because he cannot and will not take concrete stands on anything! Ask a normal voter what this guy wants to do in office and watch them struggle to think of one thing!
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fun Committee at work is trying to make a team spotify playlist. What is the most upsetting song I could try and put on there?
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My GIRLFRIEND wished me a happy thirty-eighth birthday today because she truly cares for me and wishes me well unlike SOME people on here I might know
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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Aaron @lakdifflanchzed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's finally my thirty-eighth birthday...this week has taken a toll on me personally as a true patriot...but now I get to celebrate finally!
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