Reposted by hopebog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i had a blast but can you please not invite basho next time? his vivid depictions of the change of seasons make me painfully aware of my own transience 120962
Reposted by hopeVillein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026few are doing it like me. and for good reason 09620
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026youtu.be/nwzMkPfQjRQ?...youtu.beWaltz #1YouTube video by Elliott Smith - Topic 020
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026young women struggling with their situationships should consider making them sign an oath of fidelity 070
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Gothic law in book 5, title 2, chapter 6, instructs that things given, if they are handed over in person, can in no way be demanded back by the donator. Doesn't really mean much to a guy like me though 😂 I'm not bestowing shit on your wretched little bishopric. With your broke ass! 040
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My mother always used to make those as a child. Something about them deeply unsettled me 010
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 24/08/2026last night's PTA meeting was thrown into chaos when, baring her teeth in a war-like grimace, McKeyinleigh Smith's mother's new veneers temporarily blinded a broad swathe of the gathered parents 050
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The souverainiste bag is calling. Are you picking up the phone? ⚜️ 040
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Delillo wrote Mao II because he knew one day I would become too delighted by his charming systems novels and that the only way I could soberly stay my course was by being reminded that life is full of misery and disappointment 040
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The moment of most profound sadness and despair ever recorded was just experienced in a Loaf n' Jug in Gering, Nebraska, as a man’s eyes listlessly drifted between jugs of 2% milk and Kroger American pasteurized single sliced cheese product 030
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026we should invest $1 trillion USD into the development of crumb-less bread 050
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 09/08/2026just reaching out to see if you'd have any interest in submitting to our journal! we're doing a special issue on obscure morons 1222
Reposted by hopeFungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026People talk a lot about the causes of declining birth rates, but it's really simple. People used to need enough kids to put on a touring Shakespeare production - maybe six, even eight. But with the rising popularity of Samuel Beckett? Two is sufficient. 325155
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 09/06/2026if I see a single little white dog on a cream capri-clad knee this summer, her destitution is on you 060
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 09/06/2026don’t ever post your rich grandmother to your Instagram stories or me and the boys are triangulating her location and robbing her blind 1112
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 19/12/2025in a past life Adrianne Lenker was a lithe gazelle leaping in a perfect arc in the savanna, and I was an early human relative piercing her with a crude spear-like weapon 070
Reposted by hopeVillein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 10/10/2025therapist wrote "mark and recapture" next to my name in his session notes 013820
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Under a communist regime I would more or less continue with my daily routine of abject alcoholism and womanizing, though perhaps with a more civic-minded slant. 0222
Reposted by hopeFungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Small minds discuss ants. Great minds discuss giant ants. 1619
Reposted by hopeFungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Explaining to my son: birds sing because they're happy; they're happy because they get to eat bugs. We don't get to eat bugs, so we're not happy. This is the Human Condition. 214621
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Watching some Tumblr-reject highbie attempt to make a post is like watching a semi-crushed ant describe a desperate circle on your kitchen floor as their remaining limbs fail them 050
Reposted by hopeVintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 18/07/2025Sanity Plexus - A Boy Can Get Scared (U.K. New Wave/Post-Punk) [1989] redd.it/6mekwh youtu.be/mwPgSaX8Zj8youtu.beSanity Plexus - A Boy Can Get Scared (U.K. New Wave/Post-Punk) [1989] 021
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 18/07/2025ha, don’t worry too much about it, but maybe try not to bring up the all-powerful amulet at dinner - bit of a sensitive topic between the missus and I still 0201
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 02/06/2025(unprompted) it hasn’t yet reached levels that concern us 0212
Reposted by hopebalb @balb.bsky.social · 04/11/2024the teenage mutant ninja turtles reboot I'm watching has a much more leisurely feel. you sense that Manet, Degas, Renoir and Pissarro are up to their usual hijinx but we've long since lost any sense of them as subjects in the sprawling crowd scenes with intermingled colours 18816
Reposted by hopebalb @balb.bsky.social · 06/08/2024scenting thom yorke on the grounds, my hounds have pursued him into a thicket. he's yowling sorrowfully in his usual falsetto there. hurry, groundskeeper, my rifle 515124
Reposted by hopeFungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Memorandum returned for revision. Note from reviewer: "The lead author's heart is a mudded stream; there is no clarity of purpose." 0312
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Me and my crew? We know the shape of heaven. We've explored the contours of bliss 0274
Reposted by hopeFungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Just got an email from HR. My pay grade has been reclassified as "Beast, Rank 1". Technically there's a raise but all the additional pay is in the form of raw meat. 3656
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 27/05/2025the most reliable predictor of healthy development in childhood is the early introduction of your infant to Jungle Law. 1152
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I don't even trip when my serfs can't tithe. They can get me back some other time 0111
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I'm "banned from the bar area" just because I may have gently prescribed some life-ending attitude-enhancements to one or two of the other PTA moms at the end of year party 🙄 God forbid a woman get her shiraz on! 080
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I was just conferred a sainthood for my convincing and stirring performance of mild interest at my wretched son's school play 0100
Reposted by hopedissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 10/05/2025i piss every time i’m in the bathroom because i’m an empath 315918
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I would’ve liked to give someone my favour at a hastilude, of course. But some of us are meant to die of neurosyphilis in every timeline 040
Reposted by hopeFungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 04/06/2023I think you should view the remarkable similarities between your stolen bike and the one I'm riding as convergent evolution, or perhaps an artefact of some ancient cataclysm, rather than seeking a shallow ahistorical explanation. 1348
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 08/05/2025would you like to come to my desperate little garden party? It's likely I'll dissolve into tears at some point 030
hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Right, it mentions in my contract here that I'm allowed to request workplace accommodations, is that correct? Would it be alright if I brought my wretched creature? He spreads untold woe and has a rather foul odour 1319
