John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 13/07/2026You may have your Jurassic Park Sam Neill, leave me my Restoration Sam Neill. 021
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Having been (kicked) off Facebook for a while now—and not really caring to return—I realized that I very much used it as what in earlier days would have been called a “commonplace book.” So, I give you: 110
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I couldn't recall "El Palacio de los Jugos" right off the top of my head, so I called it "El Rey de las Frutas." I'm so tired. #Miami 010
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 29/05/2026First real nighttime thunderstorm of the rainy season. 🥰 110
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I used to jokingly describe my job as “government drone.” I should probably stop doing that. 010
Reposted by John I. LahtiThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/04/2026The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Pope Leo XIV theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-i… 131480139
Reposted by John I. LahtiNathan Nun @nathannun.bsky.social · 15/04/2026"Looking at the earth from afar you realize it is too small for conflict and just big enough for cooperation." - Yuri Gagarin. "We See No Borders Here" (2021) also a pastiche of a great space program poster. #art #cat #space 0309
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 09/03/2026At this point, we deserve something like a car smash fundraiser, not a DVT. 000
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 06/03/2026So the hotel wouldn't let my delivery driver come up to leave the food at my door last night while I was on a Zoom call. Today I enter a public bathroom outside the conference center to see a handgun just lying on the floor, as if it had come off dude's belt... at least Florida is never dull. 110
Reposted by John I. LahtiNathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 02/03/2026OMFG they think we are the dumbest people who ever lived. 2716035908
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 03/03/2026For everything else, there’s Mastercard abovethelaw.com/2026/03/doj-...abovethelaw.comDOJ Drops Defense Of Biglaw Executive Orders, Leaving Capitulating Firms Holding $940 Million Bag - Above the LawTurns out the Executive Orders Biglaw feared aren’t worth defending after all. 010
Reposted by John I. Lahtiweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 28/02/2026There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things 7073591387
Reposted by John I. LahtiJordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/02/2026I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to 92131665309
Reposted by John I. LahtiThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’ttheonion.comThis War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’tGeorge W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more. 90103372823
Reposted by John I. LahtiMike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 22/02/2026The Mother of all Segues incoming 1146050
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 14/02/2026youtu.be/ugqniGO4IJc?...youtu.beTeen Girl Squad #12YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom 110
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 09/01/2026"Drug crimes are only illegal when the wrong people are committing them." youtu.be/Kf9DJM_GlAM?...youtu.beThe Narco-Trafficking Elite Set to Run Venezuela (w/ Maureen Tkacik) | The Chris Hedges ReportYouTube video by The Chris Hedges YouTube Channel 000
Reposted by John I. LahtiNathan Nun @nathannun.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Workers have the power to make a land of kibble and fish for all. Our sturdy tomcat constructs a bowl. Swirls of abundant milk, fish, kibble, and catnip arise and fill the background. #art 1456
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 28/09/2025A German fortified wine called Blotto von Bismarck. 110
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 23/09/2025This is right up there on the caucasity scale. Nat’l Airlines, Inc. v. Edwards, 336 So. 2d 545, 546. 020
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 14/09/20251914: Our shades shall tread Vienna's streets, roaming the courtyard, striking fear in noble hearts. 2025: if you read this you are gay lmao. 000
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Excited to read what in another life could have been my work, probably a PhD thesis. 020
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate — theonion.com/left-wing-gr...theonion.comLeft-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To InfiltrateNEW YORK—Admitting that they had been working for several years without any discernible success, FBI agents confirmed Wednesday that a local left-wing political group was too disorganized to infiltrat... 010
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Time to brush up on my silly walk.... gothamist.com/news/surveil...gothamist.comSurveillance tech could identify your walk. A NYC lawmaker wants that info protected.If passed, the city would join other states and the European Union in protecting data about the way people walk, the experts said. 110
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I know revenge is best served cold, but what’s the correct temp for vindication? 120
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Not cheap but the market's free No God but I'm still on my kneesyoutu.beThe Wombats – I Love America And She Hates Me (Official Video)YouTube video by The Wombats 000
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I’m deeply ashamed that I once voiced the notion of becoming a U.S. Senator. In my defense, I think I was in the 8th grade. 010
Reposted by John I. LahtiKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 26/06/2025David Hogg is cooking lately 207169942489
Reposted by John I. Lahtibarbararogan.bsky.social @barbararogan.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Beloit, WI revitalized its waterfront and chose this way to celebrate it: by bringing to life Georges Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte." 629283044213
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 26/06/2025"Fascist governments are condemned to lose wars because they are constitutionally incapable of objectively evaluating the force of the enemy." -Umberto Eco, "Ur Fascism." 110
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 24/06/2025"It was enough to make you suspect that there is a certain lack of sincerity in the centrist movement." What Is Centrism? www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/what-is-ce...hamiltonnolan.comWhat Is Centrism?The mystery at the heart of DC's centrist extravaganza. 010
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 19/06/2025From W.E.B. DuBois, Black Reconstruction (1935): But to most of the four million black folk emancipated by civil war, God was real. They knew Him. They had met Him personally in many a wild orgy of religious frenzy, or in the black stillness of the night.🧵 1/5 100
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 15/06/2025I received my 5-year recognition at work last week. Based on the presentation remarks, they know next to nothing about me. ASD success story?! 010
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Time for my biweekly spending too much time with earnest leftist youth dissociation shower. 010
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 29/05/2025The better half, in a conversation about bento ideas: “…the ham chrysanthemum…” Me: Is that like the Funk Phenomenon? 000
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Planning a weekend trip to NYC, looking at the map on the Googles and scrolled passed the Arthur Ross Pinetum in Central Park, which my horrible mind read as the "Arthur Ross Perineum." Sorry, Arthur. 010
Reposted by John I. LahtiRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/04/2025you know what would drop the number of assaults of ICE agents to zero? abolishing ICE. 903331529
Reposted by John I. LahtiBlueSpark|Commissions open @bluespark777.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Adobe situation was pretty funny 95183014983
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Much of my work frustration would be alleviated if I stopped thinking of those with JDs as "holding an advanced degree." 010
John I. Lahti @lahtiji.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Harper's Ferry would have worked if John Brown had thought to have a bouncy castle. 000