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350 Foot Slit

@lahills.bsky.social
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Sarcasm is my coping mechanism during these unprecedented times. I don't find any of this funny.

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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 12h
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Jack Black's Cuckoo Expression
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 15h
My bad. I watched last night’s game in the family room. I usually watch in my office. I learned my lesson. Back to the office this afternoon. 💙Go Dodgers💙
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Stick to political commentary and we will get along just fine. 💙Go Dodgers💙
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Where are AM talk radio hosts going to get their material now that they have lost their “confirmed sources?”
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
But can he promise to do it on DAY ONE?
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Who’s this guy?
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
DAY ONE!!
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I suppose it was time to cancel Amazon anyway.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Coming November 5th!!!!
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Sunshine Lollipops
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No more land deals no more construction projects. No.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let’s go Dodgers!
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t approve of the tomahawk chop. These Atlanta fans need to sit on their hands and shut up.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Remember when the republicans had "Defense teams" to explain how what trump said was completely sane and we were the enemy for questioning what he said? Ya, those were the good old days. Now they just shrug. 🤷‍♂️
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unfit for office.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
California, New York, India, South Korea and Somalia would benefit from his pep rallies too before the mid terms too. Go Don Go. Run Don Run.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The wounds run deep from 2024. And don't want to believe until the end. 🙏
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When Idaho falls...
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Patriotic Crowd Waving American Flags
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks for the details. Our president doesn’t care much about the details nor facts.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Simpsons Laugh: Homer, Bart, and Lisa
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Build the wall. Lock her up. Repeal and replace Obamacare. Mass deportation now. No never ending foreign wars. Make America Great Again Lower energy prices, day one. Ukraine Russia resolved day one. Payoff the Nation Debt. How’s that all working out?
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you witnessed this or heard about this and still voted for trump, you will not be invited to thanksgiving dinner next month.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Many people are saying Paxton want to model Texas after California.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This all tracks as Paxton received his education in his formative years from Union Teachers in California.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Many people are saying Paxton is anti-queso too.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did I hear the DOJ is going back to reinvestigate watergate???
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Ali G: BOR Kiss
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To be fair, if I had to spend a couple of days with trump, I would need to schedule breaks to get away from the smell and the constant bloviating.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just the ones who disavow communism.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’d like this twice if I could.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am down to just Bluesky. I wish there were a place where I could keep track of old friends without an algorithm getting involved. Seems like it should be simple??
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I checked my music budget for the rest of the year, I'm tapped out.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
other cretins in texas?
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I checked my schedule, I couldn't be there either...
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trump(s)
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In fact, I have inflation in a box on my desk, I would show it to you but it's under control and I don't want to let it out and get out of control.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Frosty The Snowman Counts to Five
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Princess Bride: You Keep Using That Word
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I closed my Instagram account today. My facebook has been closed for over a year. When something is free, you are the product.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Markwayne is so busy governmenting that he doesn't have time for you woke grammar games...
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He says so many words to convey so little information.
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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350 Foot Slit @lahills.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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You Can't Handle the Truth!
ALT: You Can't Handle the Truth!
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