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California Aging video game curmudgeon Fond rememberer of Mac System 7.5.3 - MacOS 9.2.2 Lycra enjoyer 🚴‍♂️ EV aficionado Friend to Orcas (in case they […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.social/@lackattack, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
If we are being honest, I don't think I want to eat #stephenmiller. I'm sure he's sinewy and gristly and vinegary. Any ideas on how to deal him at the buffet? #eattherich #resist
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Take local judgeship elections seriously. Local elections are the feeders to the big league courts and we are letting too many shitty lawyers-cum-judges get a pass. (As evidenced by inhuman judges not putting a halt to immigration hearings where 5 year olds are defending themselves as well as […]
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
"Now I have to make a decision. They'll either sign a very fair deal, or they won't exist any longer," he said. Just casual war crime banter from the shitting #US #president #donaldtrump finance.yahoo.com/energy/articles/o…
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Oil jumps 4% on reports China halts fuel exports, US troops head to Middle East
By Siddharth Cavale NEW YORK, Oct 1 (Reuters) - Oil prices jumped on Thursday and settled up more than $4 a barrel, after a report said the US was sending more troops and carriers to the Middle East
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
They've already replaced the CEO with a stepford wife robot. #manchestercity #blinkgate #premierleague #soccer #football www.msn.com/en-us/sports/general/fa…
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
The New Testament 0.777 beta #TooEarlyBooks #HashtagGames
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
The Hurry Potter Series #TooEarlyBooks #HashtagGames
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
These Boots Are Made for Walken #ConfusedSongsOrPoems #HashTagGames
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Massimo :bot: @rainmaker1973.zpravobot.news.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive. [📹 emperorsofmischief]
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
I waited so long to see what the #premierleague would do about #manchestercity that i kind of forgot all about it. But things are moving now! The punishment has to be huge - Everton got a 6 point deduction for one charge. Like, how far down the pyramid will they have to demote man city to make […]
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
A #corvid story involving a peanut in three frames. #birds #scrubjay
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
I know it, and you know it, but the normies don't: learning and using (and supporting) #opensource #floss #linux #fediverse software is punk rock as fuck and as such you should embrace it. Benefits: 1. Permission to say 'actually I use linux' in forums 2. No social media algorithm 3. The […]
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Canada Cambot @canada-cambot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Horseshoe Falls Niagara Falls, ON, CA #Canada
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
I had more fun on this department store Schwinn Clear Creek hybrid cruiser/commuter #bike last night than I thought possible. Like grinning idiot fun. My brother needed to get rid of it, and I wanted a bike I felt OK with locking up outside. But holy cow, lounge chair geometry, huge padded seat […]
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Anna Haunthro @annaanthro.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Today the streets of #Montreal belong to the #UCI elite women’s road race. Seeing the very best #cyclists in the world passing through Atwater tunnel is a real treat! They have been riding since 9 am and now head up the hill to ride up and down Mont Royal 8 […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
A group of UCI women cyclists participates in elite level race on Montreal street, with a motorcycle and camera crew in the background. Spectators line the route, watching the event.
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Why yes, yes I am patting myself on the back for installing a DVD-RW drive on my teenage daughter's PC back in the year of our lord 2024, predicting that exactly two years later, when she'd randomly come home with a DVD she was dying to watch, I'd already have it covered. #pc #computers […]
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@top_news/117327905… lol forget the stealing ballots, its that mustache that is disqualifying
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
If you are a successful business person, know this: You didn't do it on your own. You worked your ass off and should be immensely proud, but your family, friends, employees, and community sacrificed/supported/helped you more than you think, whether you recognize us or not. I say this as the […]
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is Maeve. She may be the sweetest, most good natured, most trusting dog I have ever met. She was abandoned in DC last week, and since I’m not able to adopt a dog now, I had to turn her over to the Brandywine Animal Shelter. I want to make sure this absolute delight of a dog finds a good home.
An adorable female Rottweiler named Maeve
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Reading #nasa administrator #JaredIsaacman, with his gigantic, high-gain ears completely unfurled, completes his #Trump fellation right on schedule. All of his supporters in the space community assured us he was such a good pick for nasa chief, and i laughed at their faces then too […]
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
Rug Lola Rug #FurnitureMovies #HashtagGames
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
FuTron #FurnitureMovies #HashtagGames
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
Ottman of Steel #FurnitureMovies #HashtagGames
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
This #premierleague season is starting off bizzaro-style. Liverpool in 10th, #manchesterunited in 13th, and #tottenham in 18th. #Brentford and #everton 4th and 5th respectively. If things dont change much, #nufc goes into the break in top 10. (yay!) I need the international break to soak it […]
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Good first half for #nufc especially after last week 😬 #NEWHUL #premierleague #mastodonfc
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Reading through the #arstechnica #macos Golden Gate review, and am really disheartened that (in the US anyway) it looks like you cant turn AI off completely. And the AI bits cost you an additional 17GB on top of the system install. I stopped using Macs as my daily drivers around 2006, but I […]
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
@lackattack Once you start cooking #metric you’ll never go back. Need 6g of salt? Throw the bowl on your kitchen scale add salt. Now you need 100ml of water? Tare the balance and add water until it reads 100g. Making things like cakes and breads and stuff with mass units instead of volume is so […]
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
I'm working on getting more comfortable with the #metricsystem because c'mon, the metric system is the shit. And what is more punk rock than flipping off the #US establishment by learning the metric system??? Pro TIp: hex/allen wrenches make excellent visual references for small things. The #4 […]
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@glynmoody/11727526… It's unreal the lengths the US mainstream media goes to make this administration not look like the corrupt family grifting business it is. Shitbird #uspresident, shitbird #media #trump #politics #uspol #nyt
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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Windows 12 will use the GNOME desktop environment and suite of software by default
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
But Did You Die Hard #HyberbolicMovies #HashTagGames
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
I am pretty sure I cracked the code for my #cats to understand time. For the last month, when its 10 mins to feeding time, I put both hands up in front of me and declare '10 minutes'. At 5 minutes, I put one hand up and say '5 minutes'. Then at feeding time I fill their bowls. I've noticed […]
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
The planet now knows what it feels like to be a #Trump Casino employee. In a cynical dark way, it's kind of impressive, actually - causing literally everything to spike in price all across the planet all at once. Needlessly. You can only achieve that level of fuck-uppery with a Trump at the wheel.
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
"*Musk has previously acknowledged that even after the big reveal, the Roadster won’t actually go into production for another 12 or 18 months."* So it's NOT go for launch then #tesla #ev […]
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
These #trump #gasprices directly due to #TrumpsWar in #iran must be all part of stable genius’ plan for the war to end right after the midterms. Seriously though, $6.50/gal at my neighborhood gas station, which is known as one of the cheapest in town. Dumbass #donaldtrump stepped in it good […]
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 10/09/2026
Just an ordinary hand
Photo of Apple's keynote where they show the iPhone Duo held in one hand in its folded and its unfolded form. The right hand would never be able to hold it as shown, so below is an edit of what the hand would have to look like.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
The anniversary of incredible irony has arrived. It’s rare that the universe intervenes and smites down a wart on humanity’s crotch in such a direct fashion. #guns #gunviolence #charliekirk
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Highway to the Danger Calzone #InternationalSandwichASong #HashTagGames
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Five Guys Just Want to Have Fun #InternationalSandwichASong #HashTagGames
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Sliders on the Storm #InternationalSandwichASong #HashTagGames
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
I'd love an #iPhoneDuo but lol @ $2400
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Jon Henshaw @henshaw.social · 09/09/2026
Mosaic cat #Catstodon #Caturday
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
Your #Trump #Diesel price per gallon is $7.79 in my southern #california hometown. Gas prices range from $6.00 - $6.50. We are so winning you guys, the terrorists don't even know what to do #trumpeconomy #iranwar #TrumpsWar #gasoline
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
Change the Lock Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels #HouseGuestsLeaveAMovie #HashTagGames
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A two-panel meme contrasting theoretical ethics with systemic reality using the classic "trolley problem" setup.

    Top Panel: Titled "How you imagine the trolley problem." An individual stands at a track lever labeled "YOU." A trolley approaches a split in the track: one path leads to a single person tied to the rails, while the other path leads to five people tied to the rails.

    Bottom Panel: Titled "How it's actually going to be." A wealthy figure wearing a top hat stands at the lever with bags of money next to him. The top track leads to another wealthy figure with money bags laying safely on the rails. The bottom track leads to five tied-up people, with an arrow pointing to them labeled "YOU."
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
Looks like we got some Bacon #avocados coming along nicely. This tree has gone through a lot and nearly died, but she’s making a pretty good comeback. #avocado #plants
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chris actual @lackattack.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
Just got done watching Rad and wondered what ever happened to Rod and Rex Reynolds, the twin pro bmx racers Bart famously turned on during the Helltrack race. I learned today the actors turned into accomplished horror writers/producers. Chad & Carey Hayes […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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