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kylie ⭕ 28 ♀️ NC (get me out of here)

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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 13h
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Oatmeal @ds.gay · 29/09/2026
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𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚘 @viifox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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kylie @kylie.land · 28/09/2026
kylie equip screen
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kylie @kylie.land · 28/09/2026
genuinely making me feel autistic levels of sympathy for this drawn pokemon. he doesn't deserve this
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kylie @kylie.land · 26/09/2026
genuinely how does one physically withstand playing a video at a loud volume from their phone. my stepdad is sitting next to my mom on the couch playing instagram reels so loud (while she listens to them quietly) and i can hear them on the opposite side of the house with my door shut.
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kylie @kylie.land · 26/09/2026
hell yes
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kylie @kylie.land · 25/09/2026
things to say to a phish fan: - is this 𝗽𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝗺𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 music? - Do they have anything on 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴? - I actually prefer 𝗔𝗨𝗗𝘀 - this set is 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗴𝘆 - Trey 𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗯𝗯𝗲𝗱 that intro completely - Sell me a $𝟮𝟬 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗿 - can we 𝘀𝗸𝗶𝗽 this song
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
puppy browsing occult sites that haven't been updated since the last decade
painting of a furry puppy on the bed and behind him is a notebook with a website showing a skull
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kylie @kylie.land · 24/09/2026
you should listen to this EP that my brother and his band put out. caveshine.bandcamp.com/album/memory...
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Memory Serves, by Cave Shine
5 track album
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
chicago manual of style pizza
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kylie @kylie.land · 24/09/2026
when you're driving to work and the car in front of you has a license plate with your initials and complete social security number on it
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kylie @kylie.land · 24/09/2026
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kylie @kylie.land · 24/09/2026
that point in rearranging your room where you feel like nothing will ever be made right ever again
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max graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
as a transgender person i have to admit i hold journalists in a very low level of esteem bc as a class they kind of did all hop on board with manufacturing consent for the project of exterminating the minority group im a part of
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kylie @kylie.land · 24/09/2026
rearranging the room
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nolen @itseieio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I made multiplayer Windows 98 Solitaire. It's called Solitaire Alone Together. You can play together, with the whole internet, but you can't chat or talk. solitairealonetogether.com
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kylie @kylie.land · 22/09/2026
we have now entered the 45 minutes of passionate lovemaking section of the sense8 episode
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kylie @kylie.land · 21/09/2026
great phish show review
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kylie @kylie.land · 21/09/2026
i'm lowkey therian but i live with my parents right now so don't worry about that
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kylie @kylie.land · 20/09/2026
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alyson “end journalism” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
cis people if they had souls: “Maybe trans people are *already* denied full participation in society, and in participating in this needless, cruel circus we have done nothing but make conditions worse for vulnerable children?”
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
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kylie @kylie.land · 19/09/2026
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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kylie @kylie.land · 18/09/2026
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kylie @kylie.land · 15/09/2026
do NOT start your morning commute by listening to Neil Young - Harvest Moon (1992)‼️ you will spend the entire rest of your day thinking of where it went wrong and you lost it all‼️💢‼️💢
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ɡwɛnəvɾ (cat) (mads) @wheneverends.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
chainsmoker cat sitting on her filthy balcony smoking of course
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 14/09/2026
poorly
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alyson “end journalism” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A clip from a magazine cover: TRANSSEXUALS — HOW ARE THEY COPING AT WORK?
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neutral @neutral.zone · 12/09/2026
Frontier Psychiatrist sounds like an Anthropic job posting
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kylie @kylie.land · 11/09/2026
on September 11th 2001 I was probably over at my mamaw's house sleeping tbh
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mcc @dryad.technology · 10/09/2026
What I'm listening today: "7:10" Luke Vibert, aka Wagon Christ, aka Plug; from Plug EP 1, aka "Visible Crater Funk", AKA "Drum & Bass for Papa" CD 2 part 1. Created just as D&B was evolving out of Jungle; following the rules of neither. Amen break in a blender. Please use speakers with audible bass
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Plug (Luke Vibert) - 7:10
YouTube video by Andy Moore
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kylie @kylie.land · 10/09/2026
YES!!!! FOOTBALL SEASON FINALLY STARTS!!! Seven months of my stepdad loudly cursing at the fantasy football phone app he gambles on!!!
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 09/09/2026
sharp eye!
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
when are they going to let Link wear his little "CUNT." top again
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kylie @kylie.land · 08/09/2026
congrats Trey, you finally got the lyrics "I can see the light between me and my mind, I can feel memories fall behind, and the light is growing brighter now" stuck in my head now
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Good Faces Bot @goodfacesbot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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kylie @kylie.land · 06/09/2026
imagine peace and love on planet earth
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djoyce @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
we don’t spatialize like we used to
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Tess Scilipoti @scilipoti.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this love (2019) nsfw
jean jacketed woman walks into a diner. meets a woman in a polka dot top who says "I'm only around for tonight."they sit silently. jean jacket says "How's providence?" polka dot says "really good. I'm glad i ran into you. I love what you've been posting." Jean jacket says "thank you. I always look to see if you've liked it." polka dot says "Haha". they hold hands. Jean jacket says "I--" polka dot says "can we just"they kiss. they're in bed. they have sex. jean jacket, her hair down now, says "cum for me." they lay in bed with their jacket/shirt off.in bed. jean jacket says "gimme a minute I'll drive you." polka dot sits in the car. jean jacket says "is there anything I can do to convince you to stay?" polka dot, head out the window of the car, says "no." at the airport polka dot says "bye!". jean jacket drives home alone.
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's NOT safe to turn off your computer.
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kylie @kylie.land · 06/09/2026
youtu.be/dq6Q5exjsSA
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"Bittersweet Motel" - Star Lake 98 DVD
YouTube video by Phish
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bel @steelybel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
when u see claude on the github repo
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kylie @kylie.land · 05/09/2026
Boobs have started to get a little sensitive ever since starting shots. how about that
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mcc @dryad.technology · 05/09/2026
This rules
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kylie @kylie.land · 05/09/2026
genuinely how it feels
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