Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Just like a Nu, you'll find me outside when it rains. 000 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I'm so excited! My first wave of literary agent queries have been released to the wild. 020 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Cloud Atlas was voted Book of The Century by Goodreads. I can vouch for Cloud Atlas being an absolute standout masterpiece. "No matter what you do it will never amount to anything but a single drop in a limitless ocean." "What is an ocean but a multitude of drops?" David Mitchell, fantastic. 000 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 17/03/2026My chess.com ELO is finally over 400. According to Magnus Carlson I don't have to be embarrassed anymore. The key was to stop making stupid mistakes and start making intelligent mistakes. 010 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 15/03/2026My Minecraft loving six year old referred to the stone table in The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe as Aslan's Totem of Undying. It's amazing how old and modern classics can blend. 010 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 20/02/2026No one told me that being an author would involve so much waiting. 000 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 20/02/2026The Dark Forest and Project Hail Mary are on opposite poles of extraterrestrial optimism. 000 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I achieved full crab supremacy in Luck Be A Landlord. 010 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2025An unexpected singing Divorce-o-Gram. #shortstory #shortfiction #fiction #funny medium.com/whisper-publ...medium.comThe Divorce-o-GramBreaking up with Pinache 010 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Who wouldn't love a singing Divorce-o-Gram? #shortstory #funny #fiction medium.com/whisper-publ...medium.comThe Divorce-o-GramBreaking up with Pinache 010 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2025The roommate from Hell. #shortstory #shortfiction #fictionwriting medium.com/no-time/nake...medium.comNaked by AnonymousThe art of deception 010 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Sometimes the best revenge is revenge. #shortstory #shortfiction medium.com/no-time/nake...medium.comNaked by AnonymousThe art of deception 011 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2025medium.com/@kylelsmith/...medium.comHow I Cured My 20-Year Writer’s Block by AccidentAn unexpected humor competition gave me the tools to write my first novel 000 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2025The cure for writer's block: the right process. medium.com/@kylelsm/how...medium.comHow I Cured My 20-Year Writer’s Block by AccidentAn unexpected humor competition gave me the tools to write my first novel 000 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I am one chapter away from finishing the rough draft of my first novel and crushing 20 years of writer's block! #writer 070 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 10/04/2025I've decided not to get the Neuralink brain implant. I already have self-driving thoughts that crash, dreams that explode on the launchpad, and a personality that makes for boring company. 020 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Since Sting was the head of The Police, can we call him Commissioner Gordon? 000 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Are you hideously codependent or Hideo Kojima dependant? 000 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 09/04/2025No matter what they tell you, my hips definitely lie. 010 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Gaslighting is revisionist historical fiction. 000 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Ice cream sandwiches are neither ice cream nor a sandwich. Discuss. 000 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 08/04/2025My worst day working remote is better than my best day working in person. 020 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 07/04/2025My pee is so clear they call me Crystal. My skin is so dewey they call me Mountain. I'm so hydrated that Nestle claimed the water rights on my body. 000 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 06/04/2025*Car pulls into the left lane of the highway* Tractor Trailer Driver:media.tenor.coma man with a beard and the words " you shall not pass " on the bottomAlt: a man with a beard and the words " you shall not pass " on the bottom 010 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I wrote so much over the past two weeks that my wrists hurt. That's a first from me, Captain Writer's Block. I wrote 1 speculative fiction short story, 1 prose humor piece, and 7 chapters of my first novel. Only 14 chapters to go and that sucker will be ready for revisions! 🥳 #indieauthors 010 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I want to live in a town that's so chill a dog is the mayor. 000 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Happy 50th birthday to Microsoft! I was going to show you all a retrospective on this HD DVD, but my XBOX 360 just got the red ring of death. Sent from my Windows Phone. 000 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Just finished tip to tip with Ludwig and Michael Reeves. It may be the best travel vlog of all time. youtu.be/SHIkv0XH20A?...youtu.beGoing Tip to Tip with Michael ReevesYouTube video by Ludwig 000 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 05/04/2025LucasArts was a force to be reckoned with in the DOS game era. 110 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 04/04/2025The worst part about Pokemon is fear of the unown. 010 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Mordor Corp., Where there’s a whip there’s a way! Due to an unforeseen and sudden staffing shortage, we are urgently hiring for Nazgul Team Lead. Must be able to keep their heads while working with members of the opposite sex. muddyum.net/job-posting-... #lordoftheringsmuddyum.netJob Posting: Nazgul Team LeadNo undisclosed death prophecies 130 0
Reposted by Kyle L SmithUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/04/2025gonna be sporting and give tim a five minute head start 1884207551 0
Reposted by Kyle L SmithRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 03/04/2025People who sell drugs from their cars used to be more subtle. Just passed a car that said dealer right on his license plate. 310218 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Why aren't any marketing firms run by Hobbits? No one was willing to start an ad venture. 000 0
Reposted by Kyle L SmithPost-Convention Nuvie @nuvie.tv · 02/04/2025it is now bsky.app/profile/sega... 111 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 02/04/2025After countless years of trying and failing I am proud to announce that I have all 23 of the main game masks from Majora's Mask. 000 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 02/04/2025youtube.com/watch?v=niKH... Praise the sun!youtube.comThe Duskbloods – Nintendo Direct | Nintendo Switch 2YouTube video by Nintendo of America 000 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Me: There's a Nintendo Switch exclusive FromSoft title releasing in 2026. Nurse: Sure there is, honey. Let's get you your medicine. 010 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 02/04/2025It's sad to hear of Val Kilmer's passing. I first saw him in Willow, but loved his performances and many more movies thereafter. 000 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Guys, I think I just got kissed by a rose on the grey. 000 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 29/03/2025If you don't know if a straw has one hole or two then ask yourself how many holes a donut has. A straw is just a long donut. 000 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I'm blessed with optimistic visions of the future. You can call me Yestradamus. 000 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Star Wars audiobooks are the best on the music and sound effects alone. 010 0
Kyle L Smith @kylelsmith.bsky.social · 28/03/2025In Interstellar, since all three planets orbited a black hole where did they get enough sunlight from for day/night cycles? 000 0
