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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Well. You can tell who never paid attention in geography class. And civics. And grammar. And social studies.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

They are conspiring against me, I tell you.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

I must be doing something wrong because my shampoo and body wash do not make me nearly as happy in the shower as these models in the commercials seem to be.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

I am convinced there’s a mass conspiracy amongst local stores to always put the things my short 5’2” self needs on the highest shelves. I’m gonna start carrying a step stool.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Every time I make muffins or cookies or pie, I like to tell myself I’m the goddess of baked goods as I take them out of the oven. 🎶 Sometimes, I even sing it. 🎶 I may need a T-shirt.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Nobody talks about his hard it is to be both a people pleaser and a committed curmudgeon

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I’ll just be here dunking my chocolate Oreo in my whiskey in a teacup. Carry on

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I find myself needing a stronger word than “vile”

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I sometimes think my toxic trait - and what drove me to be a reporter - is wanting to understand why. The motivations and the reasoning. But as I’ve gotten older, I’ve realized sometimes there isn’t a “why” that I can really understand.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

When are certain people going to learn that “negging” doesn’t work?

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

‘Tis the season for ordering things and hoping they don’t melt on my front porch before I can get home ☀️🥵

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Every now and then, I have an intense craving for Waffle House. I’m not sure if this is a southern thing (thang) or not, y’all.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

I couldn’t take the news anymore, so I threw myself into dress shopping and entered a whole new realm of anxiety and too many choices… So…yay, me?!

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Ok. I guess I see how a burn it all down approach would appeal.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Just saw the headline “Mysterious pyramid, ancient bronze coins discovered by archaeologists” Y’all need to leave that stuff alone. We are in enough trouble already. Don’t risk awakening an ancient curse

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

I not only have too much bounce in my walk to carry a tall stack of plates, I’m beginning to be concerned about too-full mugs of coffee too

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? Well, hell yes.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

As I was walking out of the bookstore, this man decided to stop his car and let me cross in front of him and I did the “cheers!” gesture to him with my coffee cup What? It’s friendly! 🤷🏻‍♀️ It’s a good vanilla latte with an extra shot of espresso! That’s primo, baby.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Oh look, a book where a bubbly city girl moves to a small town and a grumpy but gorgeous local guy comes out of his shell and falls for her. What an unlikely pairing! Will it work? I’ve read 100 of these, but it’s about to be 101. I’m disconnecting from reality. Leave me alone.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

It’s time to watch 30 Rock and eat tacos and not think about all this *gestures around vaguely* for a bit.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

My ex man brought his new girlfriend…

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I make the best coffee in the office, so y’all can just put up with me dancing and singing Shake It Off (sorta quietly) as I make it.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Some people never had their mawmaw say “God don’t like ugly, baby girl” to them as she raised an eyebrow and put her hands on her hips (aka the you’re about to get in trouble with a capital T position) And it shows

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

In my defense, it wasn’t exactly screaming “message from a higher power”

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Driving to work, I happened to get stuck in traffic by a minivan from New Jersey blasting the pina colada song at top volume. This gentleman has obviously been sent here to destroy me.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Ah, sleep…why hast thou forsaken me?

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

If loving you is wrong, then I don’t want to be right — Me to a plate of chili cheese fries

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Is it wrong that I’d love it if they played a little number from West Side Story during this game? No, neither team is my team, but I’d totally watch. 🤷🏻‍♀️🏒🥅⛸️

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

I make the shopping list, I need to stick to it, I don’t need…oh look! Cadbury Creme Eggs!

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

When I leave my house in the morning I always say, “Y’all be good babies,” to my cats, knowing damn well they will do whatever they want to do and I should just be grateful they don’t knock everything on the floor in protest of me not being there to be ignored by them

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Let’s give this a go - why not?

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

🎶She loves to laugh She loves to sing She does everything She loves to move She loves to groove She loves the lovin' things🎶 I’m pretty convinced that Journey wrote this about me. Spot on.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

I believe this is called b-fucking-r-r-r-r weather. It’s an official term. I looked it up.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Y’all, I just got teased because the south holds food-specific festivals. Baby, if y’all don’t have any peanuts or peaches or pickles or bacon or barbecue worth celebrating, that’s not my fault.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Since this accurately describes my morning, I fully expect the Cat in the Hat to show up soon. It shall be anarchy.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

At this point in the current news cycle, I don’t even care which wine goes best with what. All wine goes with (gestures around) whatever TF is happening

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I’ve been torn asunder by better.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I got an email about Duolingo and my brain decided it wants to start singing all the SNL Domingo sketches. There is no rhyme or reason, just go with it…

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

The great thing about playing Shania in the morning is she brings out the sass in me

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Does anyone else have a song they just randomly start singing for no real reason? Mine is I’m So Excited by the Pointer Sisters. I don’t know why, but I AM so excited and I just can’t hide it.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

There’s only so much ridiculousness a person should have to put up with in one day.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

867-5309 is a good 80s one hit wonder, but is pretty creeptastic to be honest, guys.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I read the news, sing a line or two of “What the World Needs Now Is Love, Sweet Love” then I keep reading, maybe eat a truffle. Not sure if this method helps yet…

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Yes, I’m at work. Yes, I just watched a video all about Taco Bell’s new spring menu items. Live más, baby

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

I need a sign for my office door: If y’all are about to make my day crazier and you don’t come bearing coffee or candy, just walk away

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Don't tell me you want sexy talk in the bedroom and then get mad when I start the PowerPoint presentation.

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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

🎶 It’s the most mispronounced time of the year… With candy hearts showing, And poetry flowing, (Let’s have no tears…) It’s the most mispronounced time of the yeeeear…🎶 (Brought to you by TINES not TIMES dammit, Inc.)

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