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Kurt Weldon

@kurtweldon.bsky.social
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Animation Producer, former stand-up, occasional game show champion, and all-around smartass. "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a post-it note reminding you to take a single step."

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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 25m
"Blessed are the stupid."
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 4h
People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 3h
He's putting that out there now so there's plenty of time to put in counter bids.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 5h
You can't heal the country if you don't cut out the cancer.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 5h
The thing is, he thinks this is a scare tactic...
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 5h
Never understood why, "I like what I'm doing, I'm doing it well, and we'll both benefit if I continue" is not sufficient for the corporate hive mind.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 8h
I'm flashing back to that time Bill O'Reilly gave al Qaeda permission to attack San Francisco.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 8h
"There is nothing wrong with your newstand..."
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 8h
Still say if the only point he was trying to make was he was heroically saving cities he would have used Omaha and Lincoln as his hypothetical targets.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 8h
If they feel that way about California, maybe we should just go. I bet the world's fourth largest economy could get by quite nicely.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 23h
I put the odds at 50-50 that Trump nukes a blue state.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 23h
There's, um, a naval base in San Diego.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This stuff woulda killed in third grade!
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm guessing he won't be invited back.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Done!
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Breakfast Club III
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"That ain't dancing, Sally."
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think that's what he had the cocaine for...
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nope.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Heh.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Translation: Bad things are fine if I make money Or as Shakespeare might have put it, "There is nothing good nor bad, but quarterly earnings make it so."
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
...deciding where to have dinner, we said, 'Let's go to that Chinese restaurant where we saw Bernard Fox.'" His wife seemed pleased that we knew his name. Said they usually hear, Are you who we think you are?
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We sat a couple tables away from him in a Chinese restaurant in Tarzana. Few weeks later, wife says, "Let's go have dinner at that Chinese restaurant where we saw Bernard Fox." He was there again, at the next table this time. My wife leaned over and said, "I just want you know when we were...
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Milos the tennis pro from Seinfeld.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's beyond extortion. It's explicit dissolution of the fundamental purpose of the Union itself.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
...and have since the '72 election.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So many to choose from, so I'm going with a fairly recent one: The World's End. The way it sucker punches you halfway through had me howling through the rest of it.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was 10 when it came out and the commercials scared the hell out of me. Even the radio spots.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Right there with ya. Every time I smell it, I have to remind myself that I actually favor it being legalized.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A fair assessment.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Awesome in "Lovecraft Country."
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yep. Empires rise, and empires fall. But we're the first empire to not really attempt to avoid that second thing.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Back in the days of the Cheney Administration, I speculated that our Republican friends might pull something like this after the 2006 midterms. Lot of folks said I was being paranoid. It's starting to look like I was being prescient.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How can it be anything but...?
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Wicked Witch of Oz: My Pretty!
ALT: Wicked Witch of Oz: My Pretty!
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Conservatives LOVE to pick on children.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As one should! For my money, it's the quintessential American film.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hell, goin' from Wendell Wilkie to this guy makes that point.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also gets my vote for "Most Agatha Christie name not actually ever used by Agatha Christie."
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
'nother one of those guys who in the early to mid 70s seemed to be in just about everything.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of
ALT: The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Darwinism in action!
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This tracks...
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mine is how Romney couldn't actually run on the one thing that might have gotten him elected - "Romneycare" - because it would have tanked him in the primaries.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Exactly. This is such a lie. Email had a purpose. The internet had a purpose. Search had a purpose. Everybody loved Silicon Valley in the 90s because they made shit that did what it promised. Now 3 guys who never made SHIT have ALL the money in SV. They're scam artists. Not engineers.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here's a kick-ass song about it, from The Men They Couldn't Hang. (Yet another great band more people should know about.) youtu.be/Vv9iZ6Aj8oM?...
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Ghosts of Cable street - The men they couldn't hang
YouTube video by Another Angry Voice
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Glenn A. Bruce @glennardenbruce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Easy Rider
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Featuring Ted Knight as the voice of Van Helsing
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yep. She is more consequential than... oh, I don't know... Hunter Biden.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
'Cause the H stands for Humpin'?
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