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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Golf overtime is too sensible. Why aren’t they starting at the 25 yard line and only playing with putters
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
what if it just took one though
Screenshot of tweet from @realDonaldTrump, 6 Nov 2012, reading: "If the Dow drops 1,000 points in two days the President should be impeached immediately!"
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Summerfall Studios 🕯️Malys OUT NOW!🕯️ @summerfallstudios.com · 02/04/2025
Introducing: Malys. A hellish new roguelite deckbuilder from David Gaider and Summerfall Studios. As Noah, former priest turned exorcist and demon hunter, exorcise the infernal and exact vengeance. We're launching a Kickstarter later in April! Get updates via bit.ly/kickstartmalys
Alt Text: Floorboards are bathed in red light as if from a door, illuminating the front of a figure on their knees. The figure sits in the centre of a pentagram of candles, arms outstretched, mouth wide and face obscured. The flames from the candles billow in ribbons across the frame. The shadow cast by the figure is demonic with unholy limbs grasping painfully. Small singed cards float in the air around the figure. Text in the shadow reads ‘Malys’.
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His Skeletoncy, the Ghoul of Hell @timhodgson.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
for the millionth time freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.
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Sam Brody @samuelhayimbrody.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually
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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The #NFL removing the words "No racism" from the end zones of today's #SuperBowlLIX venue, New Orleans, because the president's attending the game, is so 1936 Berlin Olympics.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I care deeply about someone who recently told me “I’m just not that into music” which is like saying “air, not really my thing” to me
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
every loss is a team loss but goddamn Drew Allar had a shit night
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
If Texas somehow beats Ohio State, then Notre Dame/Texas is a really interesting game, and if Ohio State wins we'll clean up whatever's left on the field afterwards with a mop
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
good god Singleton that was belligerent
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
once about every five or six passes Drew Allar will throw a ball that looks like he's playing badminton
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Sorry to keep doing basic mom analogies but the way Baker tries to wriggle out of sacks is SO similar to how my toddler escapes my clutches when I change his pants it’s uncanny
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Dear heavenly power I don’t ask for much but PLEASE give me an Indiana playoff win at Notre Dame. I’m probably being outprayed on this one but hey worth a shot in case Catholicism is wrong
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Look at my boy
A beautiful apple pie
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Bears fan cope: you might be watching your future head coach cook?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Pumpkin pie and I couldn't eat another bite penei Sewell stiff arm
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