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Jeff Stevens

@kuratowa.bsky.social
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80% water. 20% karaoke, theatre, pop culture, board gaming, hiking, travel, reading. Natural state: happy and confused.

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James O’Loughlin @jamesoloughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸
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Jeff Stevens @kuratowa.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“I can’t wait to see what this society-sized monkey paw will do.” says man who never read the Monkey’s Paw.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 29/07/2026
The Trump administration's view of paperwork and conditions is the more, the better, real-life consequences be damned. They're neither shrinking government nor making it more efficient; they're making it *worse.* ICYMI @jilldlawrence.bsky.social:
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Trump Is Making Government Worse on Purpose
Instead of seeking to simplify and improve citizens’ lives, this administration keeps creating new obstacles and burdens.
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Jeff Stevens @kuratowa.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Carpenter, starring Jason Statham, in theaters this fall.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/05/2026
In chemistry, a supersaturated solution is one where you've kept adding a solute to a liquid beyond where the liquid can dissolve everything. All it takes is a nucleation site / seed crystal for the solution to rapidly (sometimes violently) crystalize. Unrelatedly, the US has more guns than people.
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Jeff Stevens @kuratowa.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
They didn’t levy a fine for an undisclosed, unregistered water feed because they’re “your largest customer. That’s customer service.”
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Jeff Stevens @kuratowa.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I mean, not wanting Gremlins in your code makes perfect sense.
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a gremlin is eating a piece of cheese in front of a refrigerator
Alt: a gremlin is eating a piece of cheese in front of a refrigerator
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Jeff Stevens @kuratowa.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
That awkward moment at a sports game where the hype song isn’t turned off before the explicit lyrics begin. And yet, dear readers, I seem to be the only person that reacted at all when the bridge of Boom Boom Boom by the Outhere Brothers blasted across the field.
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Jon @jonmbauer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Someone mentioned that Napoleon Dynamite was a representation of poor people in the West Anderson universe and I think it broke my brain.
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/03/2026
I heard there was a secret cord that David kept in his cable hoard but he can never find it when he needs it
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Jeff Stevens @kuratowa.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Bless what should be the prevailing spirit of this country, from the heart of Minnesota.
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Dr. Bronner’s going large type on this one
Beware the signs of fascism an instagram ad from dr bronners
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Conservatives: We need to bring back civics education Minneapolis Guy: I'm speaking as an american this is about the 2nd amendment, the fourth amendment, the sixth amendment Conservatives: Not like that [but seriously this guy is on it]
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Jeff Stevens @kuratowa.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Palpatine will return (somehow) in Avengers: Doomsday
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a close up of a man in a hood with the words `` it is unavoidable '' .
Alt: a close up of Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars saying ``it is unavoidable '' .
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Jeff Stevens @kuratowa.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The number 1 film when you were 10 years old will be how 2026 goes. 2026: 40 years of darkness, rivers and seas boiling, the dead rising from the grave, dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria. That tracks.
Poster for the movie, Ghostbusters
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Jeff Stevens @kuratowa.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Eviscerating the local economies of tourist-dependent towns while virtue signaling xenophobia. Completely on brand for this toxic administration.
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Jeff Stevens @kuratowa.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Remember how in Schwarzenegger’s version of the Running Man, the story begins when the military is deployed to California? And Ben is ordered to open fire on starving people in the Bakersfield food riots? What a crazy, unrealistic dystopia, right? Anyway, the Running Man remake is coming out soon.
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Jeff Stevens @kuratowa.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
“I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.”
Ace Hunter, played by Barry Bostwick, wears a beige spandex jumpsuit and stands in front of a brown and orange dune buggy covered in guns and missiles.
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Jeff Stevens @kuratowa.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Billy Joel could take the last two weeks of news and turn We Didn’t Start the Fire into an operetta.
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Patrick Vallely @pjvphotography.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
A pika sits on a mossy rock.Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
“Someday, I hope, we’re going to have a reckoning over the horrors of this moment, but I don’t think we can do it without a clearer understanding of how this fits into U.S. history. There’s a tendency to say, “This isn’t who we are,” and I get the impulse, but history is never that simple.”
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Opinion | Concentration camps are not just part of our past, but our present and future
From David M. Perry: From Minnesota’s Fort Snelling to Japanese internment camps to Florida's Alligator Alcatraz, these camps have become an American tradition.
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Matthew Hoppock @hoppock.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
We finally have the State Department Human Rights reports 6 months late, and it's hard to overstate how bad they are. These will get people killed. Specifically, women and LGBTQ folks have just been written out of these reports. Good luck applying for asylum... www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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Rubio recasts long-held beliefs with cuts to U.S. human rights reports
The State Department’s annual human rights reports arrive a half-year late with significant cuts and little fanfare from America’s top diplomat.
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Jeff Stevens @kuratowa.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Every day I hope to wake up to see John Quinones walk up to the White House podium and say “Hello America, for the last six months you’ve been on ‘What Would You Do?’”
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 24/07/2025
One man cannot, overnight, change a fact as written in thousands of copies of hundreds of different books across the world's libraries. But under pressure from the politicians or guided by his own depravity, he can rewrite history overnight by altering the output of the LLM he owns.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
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Bernard Taylor @bernardtaylorforfl.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
People will simply go without insurance if they have to choose between paying their rent or increased health insurance cost. #Medicaid
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 03/07/2025
it is going to take so much love and kindness to deal with the amount of hate and violence we are going to experience. we need to be as sweet with each other as we are brutal with them. we need to have as much love for each other as we have hate for the fascists. together is the only way.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 03/07/2025
Dismantling our collective social obligation to care for one another to fund the gestapo and tax cuts for the rich isn't just a moral failure: It will ultimately hurt everyone, incuding those self-same rich people who are about to find out how much the safety net affects their daily lives.
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Jeff Stevens @kuratowa.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The cat distribution system brought a cat to work today. Meet Fizzgig Snarf. I won’t accept any other name.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
American president sending random people to a torture prison run by a suave central american dictator seems like the plot of a lesser Arnold Schwartzenegger movie from the early 90s
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Alt18F @alt18f.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Mark your calendars! Several 18F alumni are speaking at this free virtual event on Tuesday, April 15.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 07/04/2025
Looking on the bright side I've always wanted to read the sequels to John Steinbeck's books
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Jeff Stevens @kuratowa.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
Idris Elba as Heimdall.
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Gerry Canavan @gerrycanavan.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
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Jeff Stevens @kuratowa.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Finds things that spark joy. Like this Type 2 phaser. Or that I Like Pile pin. Thanks, John, for making the end of this week much more happy.
On a wood table sit: a 3D printed replica of a Type II and Type I phaser from Star Trek: Strange New Worlds; a hypospray and med scanner from Playmates Toys; a sticker of Number One’s Starfleet recruitment poster from Lower Decks; and a button that mimics the iconic I Like Ike design, but changed to be of Jeffrey Hunter as Christopher Pike.
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Jeff Stevens @kuratowa.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Foggy Nelson is on a trip to Tahiti. I hear it’s a magical place.
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Jeff Stevens @kuratowa.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I see numerous links about a story from Zeldin’s EPA about 160 million was given to Lion Electric with nothing to show for it. The only refuting article i see is behind an expensive paywall. Can anyone shed some light? www.eenews.net/articles/zel...
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Zeldin’s critiques of Canadian bus-maker Lion Electric, explained
The Trump EPA has homed in on the electric school bus manufacturer as alleged evidence of the Biden administration’s mismanagement of grant funds.
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Jeff Stevens @kuratowa.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
This needs to be challenged in the courts as a violation of the “cruel and unusual punishment” clause of the 8th amendment. Doing this intentionally and knowingly puts these prisoners in a more unsafe environment.
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 02/03/2025
You should know that a big part of 18F's work was to make sure multi-million to multi-*hundreds*-of-millions dollar contracts at fed *and* state level didn't go to shitty enterprise IT consultancies that *repeatedly* delivered tech that didn't work, was late, or didn't even do what it needed to
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Lindsay @not-young.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The administration got rid of 18F under the cover of night. People who own skyscrapers are afraid of 100 people who make websites. Not because of the latest tech fad, but because we proved the government can be fixed, the government can be made better and the government can work for the people.
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 28/02/2025
Rousseau would have been a great blogger I think.
It will be said that a despot gives his subjects the assurance of civil tranquillity. Very well, but what does it profit them, if those wars against other powers which result from a despot's ambition, if his insatiable greed, and the oppressive demands of his administration, cause more desolation than civil strife would cause? What do the people gain if their very condition of civil tranquillity is one of their hardships? There is peace in dungeons, but is that enough to make dungeons desirable?
The Greeks lived in peace in the cave of Cyclops awaiting their turn to be devoured.
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Jonathon Colman @jonathoncolman.org · 28/02/2025
I'm hiring a Principal Content Designer at HubSpot to lead end-to-end growth content strategy across our core products. ▶️ Must be located in US/Canada—Eastern Time zone ▶️ You can work remotely, in an office, or any combo ▶️ Pay range: $197,900–$316,600 w/ equity & benefits Questions? Reply or DM!
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HubSpot Careers | All Openings
Explore open positions at HubSpot globally and apply now.
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Jeff Stevens @kuratowa.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
A movie you’ve watched more than six times.
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a man with a beard is wearing a helmet and wings and says oh well who wants to live forever
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a helmet and wings and says oh well who wants to live forever
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
love this guy on the humane society website who appears to have just learned what neutering is
Affordable Spay &
Neuter
By spaying or neutering your pet, you'll help control the pet homelessness crisis, which results in millions of healthy pets...
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anne gibson @kirabug.com · 16/02/2025
When it all comes crashing down, When the dust crumbles, You sweep it up, Add water, And shape it again. #midnightPoetry
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Jonathon Colman @jonathoncolman.org · 15/02/2025
All design is political, but naming and taxonomy are the most political design practices.
A screen capture from Apple Maps showing “Gulf of America”A screen capture from Google Maps showing “Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America”)
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