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KumaTorey

@kumatorey.bsky.social
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sh*tposter online gremlin freelance yapper twitch streamer

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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
crazy how Ai artists with all that time saved not slaving away on art projects utilize it by spending hours arguing with people online, posting about how mean people are about Ai art, and vagueposting about collab projects or how their Ai model is doing. almost like they’re overall total losers
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“viral trend” and it’s always some specific bit that you only come across if you are terminally online & 3 layers deep into social media
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.twitch.tv/kumatorey plz click i tell my coworkers im rly cool online
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I AM SKELETON [kuma swim] | Streaming just chatting.
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
kumatorey yet again is live watching internet stuff now live at kumatorey dot twitch dot gov
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
only thing that changes emo music to ska is adding in a brass player in between song lines
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
chalk art is my passion :)
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t be a father because the struggle would be naming my first son Ichabod and being fought every step of the way to do that
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
man, nowadays 9 out 10 times I hear someone unironcially use the term “girlboss” it’s coming from a chud loser who’s mad a chick in a movie or game is using a gun or kicking someone
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when i'm old
i'll probably be normal when i'm old! welp,
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
captain kirk is climbing a mountain why is he climbing a mountain
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re just innocent men
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
an online buddy described me as having “wine aunt energy” and a few of my friends agree. sometimes the internet can be pretty great
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Pouring Wine into a Huge Glass
ALT: Pouring Wine into a Huge Glass
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
never parasocially meet your heroes
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Skarby Foxy @funnelvortex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No, Patrick. The Paramount Warner Brothers merger is not going to make your 2010s DeviantArt cartoon crossover collage real.
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the other night struggling to sleep I har a dream of a streetfighter 6 trailer where it did a fake out reveal of BoBoBo being next then swapped to actually a teaser for Fei Long ….I have not played SF6 in a while and I don’t even care for Fei Long
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so misleading story “the ugly duckling” it was just a lost confused cygnet
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
unfortunately that be me
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 22/09/2026
Following another round of layoffs, there's only one man left at Xbox. paletteswap.site/dif...
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hate we are living in a time seeing the grassroots to where inevitably everything will be owned by one mega corp entity that controls everything
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
seth macfarlane is probably the straightest theater kid
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
as cool as it is to have a long legacy account, like my ancient ass google account I’ve had for like 20 years. I gotta migrate to a new one to refresh and clean stuff up. but Man is it a tedious slow task
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
we here need to not try to fight for making this old twitter, no we need to manifest 2015 tumblr
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“new nintendo direct! here comes smash 6!” Nintendo: “best we can do Ultimate Deluxe edition……a third of the DLC characters included”
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m a micro influencer cuz I bug my 3 friends and 5 coworkers to watch movies and shows I like
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
start your september poorly by watching a schmuck watch internet livenaow www.twitch.tv/kumatorey
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oh no. eventslop | Streaming just chatting.
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
reposting my “twitch stories” thingie here cuz i’m hilarious also tuesdays is Kuma Swim (my weekly watch vids night)
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
just call it Lake Obama
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
well, guess I'm gonna tonight have a double feature watching Muppets Treasure Island and Clue rip Tim Curry
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Tim Curry's Iconic Smile in Home Alone 2
ALT: Tim Curry's Iconic Smile in Home Alone 2
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
has anyone edited @chiitan.love doing the Mr. Bean opening yet?
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know it’s easy to dunk on harry potter nowadays cuz of JKR but man, looking back sure is crazy how people talk up how magical & imaginative HP is when half of the magical stuff is “thing but moves on its own”
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
to celebrate my friendo @chichentv.bsky.social getting a new model I again attempted chalk art….an attempt was made but but for real he’s good people & cool PNGtuber
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tuesday nights is a night for rEaCt c0nt3nT videos n yappin live Now (til like….2am pst?) [kuma swim] www.twitch.tv/kumatorey
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any woke butter enjoyers? | Streaming just chatting.
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
normal streamers: “I gotta buy a fifth monitor for my stream PC” me as a streamer: “I gotta buy 3 beach towels and 2 blankets for my streamer chair” I love how I and my channel has shaped up over the years
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
an unfortunate truth: The Pagemaster is an isekai
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
reposting this since I hear #Twitch took off the trans rights tag in a lame attempt to stop harassment
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
what if I wrote a series about an all girl witchcraft academy & one student who is trying to attend but is actually a boy using magic to be female & has to try to keep it secret or is that a lil too on the nose?
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
reminder: mediocre & flawed works breed great fan fiction
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
no matter what I don't ever deadname someone, but I will unearth & use your worst gamer tag that even you maybe forgot you used once
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
few weeks ago commished a friend to make me a new animated starting soon screen since I have been using the same old one for years already been thinking about barely using a start screen & just go with "cold opens" lmao
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I have not one but Two coworkers who have a legit conspiracy about me not being born & raised in California cuz of my views n such. First thought was a silly bit, but now I am seeing they legit think I’m covering something. like what the hell do I gain? why is everyone these days so mentally unwell?
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
reopened up BallxPit since it got an update & haven't played it since it came out now I have reminded myself why I love/hate it lmao
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
no idea what is about the Japanese language that seemingly destroys any Youtuber’s brain to briefly forget how letters work
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
while so much sucks and is getting worse in 2026 at least we got a new song by Primus no wait Primus sucks
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
hell yea lesser seen nintendo gals syrup needs more game appearances she’s Literally been in just TWO
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
it’s funny how man nerds and youtubers analyzed and breakdown into a science what be the roster for smash bros 6 while knowing nintendo & sakurai will just arbitrarily cut 2/3rds of the roster & slap in 16 newcomers ranging from new IPs n random notable characters
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
gonna be so mad if these don’t come to the states, all my friends been sending me this cuz I’m the exact crossing of spongebob one piece fan
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
imagine the absolute hell you would be in trying to do DnD with either of these chuds
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