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KumaTorey

@kumatorey.bsky.social
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sh*tposter online gremlin freelance yapper twitch streamer

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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t be a father because the struggle would be naming my first son Ichabod and being fought every step of the way to do that
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
man, nowadays 9 out 10 times I hear someone unironcially use the term “girlboss” it’s coming from a chud loser who’s mad a chick in a movie or game is using a gun or kicking someone
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when i'm old
i'll probably be normal when i'm old! welp,
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
captain kirk is climbing a mountain why is he climbing a mountain
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re just innocent men
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
an online buddy described me as having “wine aunt energy” and a few of my friends agree. sometimes the internet can be pretty great
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Pouring Wine into a Huge Glass
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
never parasocially meet your heroes
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Skarby Foxy @funnelvortex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No, Patrick. The Paramount Warner Brothers merger is not going to make your 2010s DeviantArt cartoon crossover collage real.
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the other night struggling to sleep I har a dream of a streetfighter 6 trailer where it did a fake out reveal of BoBoBo being next then swapped to actually a teaser for Fei Long ….I have not played SF6 in a while and I don’t even care for Fei Long
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so misleading story “the ugly duckling” it was just a lost confused cygnet
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
unfortunately that be me
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 22/09/2026
Following another round of layoffs, there's only one man left at Xbox. paletteswap.site/dif...
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hate we are living in a time seeing the grassroots to where inevitably everything will be owned by one mega corp entity that controls everything
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
seth macfarlane is probably the straightest theater kid
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
as cool as it is to have a long legacy account, like my ancient ass google account I’ve had for like 20 years. I gotta migrate to a new one to refresh and clean stuff up. but Man is it a tedious slow task
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
we here need to not try to fight for making this old twitter, no we need to manifest 2015 tumblr
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“new nintendo direct! here comes smash 6!” Nintendo: “best we can do Ultimate Deluxe edition……a third of the DLC characters included”
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m a micro influencer cuz I bug my 3 friends and 5 coworkers to watch movies and shows I like
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
start your september poorly by watching a schmuck watch internet livenaow www.twitch.tv/kumatorey
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KumaTorey - Live on Twitch
oh no. eventslop | Streaming just chatting.
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
reposting my “twitch stories” thingie here cuz i’m hilarious also tuesdays is Kuma Swim (my weekly watch vids night)
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
just call it Lake Obama
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
well, guess I'm gonna tonight have a double feature watching Muppets Treasure Island and Clue rip Tim Curry
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Tim Curry's Iconic Smile in Home Alone 2
ALT: Tim Curry's Iconic Smile in Home Alone 2
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
has anyone edited @chiitan.love doing the Mr. Bean opening yet?
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know it’s easy to dunk on harry potter nowadays cuz of JKR but man, looking back sure is crazy how people talk up how magical & imaginative HP is when half of the magical stuff is “thing but moves on its own”
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
to celebrate my friendo @chichentv.bsky.social getting a new model I again attempted chalk art….an attempt was made but but for real he’s good people & cool PNGtuber
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tuesday nights is a night for rEaCt c0nt3nT videos n yappin live Now (til like….2am pst?) [kuma swim] www.twitch.tv/kumatorey
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any woke butter enjoyers? | Streaming just chatting.
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
normal streamers: “I gotta buy a fifth monitor for my stream PC” me as a streamer: “I gotta buy 3 beach towels and 2 blankets for my streamer chair” I love how I and my channel has shaped up over the years
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
an unfortunate truth: The Pagemaster is an isekai
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
reposting this since I hear #Twitch took off the trans rights tag in a lame attempt to stop harassment
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
what if I wrote a series about an all girl witchcraft academy & one student who is trying to attend but is actually a boy using magic to be female & has to try to keep it secret or is that a lil too on the nose?
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
reminder: mediocre & flawed works breed great fan fiction
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
no matter what I don't ever deadname someone, but I will unearth & use your worst gamer tag that even you maybe forgot you used once
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
few weeks ago commished a friend to make me a new animated starting soon screen since I have been using the same old one for years already been thinking about barely using a start screen & just go with "cold opens" lmao
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I have not one but Two coworkers who have a legit conspiracy about me not being born & raised in California cuz of my views n such. First thought was a silly bit, but now I am seeing they legit think I’m covering something. like what the hell do I gain? why is everyone these days so mentally unwell?
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
reopened up BallxPit since it got an update & haven't played it since it came out now I have reminded myself why I love/hate it lmao
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
no idea what is about the Japanese language that seemingly destroys any Youtuber’s brain to briefly forget how letters work
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
while so much sucks and is getting worse in 2026 at least we got a new song by Primus no wait Primus sucks
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
it’s funny how man nerds and youtubers analyzed and breakdown into a science what be the roster for smash bros 6 while knowing nintendo & sakurai will just arbitrarily cut 2/3rds of the roster & slap in 16 newcomers ranging from new IPs n random notable characters
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
imagine the absolute hell you would be in trying to do DnD with either of these chuds
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It’s Tuesday!!!! if you don’t got much on Tuesday nights (US time) you got me Live going through a handful videos of very esoteric & arbitrary subjects come on by 10pm pst on Twitch for:
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am a 90s kid, I grew up on the internet since the 2009’s and I can say I never ever got what was so funny and a pillar of the internet with “can i haz cheesburgr”
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I got a channel redeem to do a requested prompt quick doodle drawing in this lil book. unfortunately most of the ones I get are random as hell or inside jokes
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I get randomizers on a game can change up a game and make it never the same but how do some streamers stick to one game's rando like 3-4 days a weeks on stream for months without going insane?
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
break at work, grabbed a monster zero ultra and yep my 20 whatever yr old coworker commented “ok wow you really are in your 30s”
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Patrick Star's Rapid Aging
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
yea, I’m trans Trans Atlantic accent using sonuvagun big shot, see?
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
man, these days with things like The Odyssey it’s hard for me being in my 30’s to tell if the younger generations really are getting dumber & more media illiterate Or education systems are giving up/falling apart unfortunately might be bit of both
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KumaTorey @kumatorey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
don’t got much on tuesday nights? get choice paralysis on videos? let some rando online subject you to arbitrary video subjects Well I got you covered 10pm (pst) on KumaTorey slash TwitchDotWebsite
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