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Pan The Chaotic

@kumanerdo.bsky.social
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Real witch hours. 🧙 Irish Blue Panda. Big nerd. Weeb. Makes video games. 18+ motherfucker. Minors DNI. Significant Udder: @pennythemoo.bsky.social 🐄 Fix your hearts, or die. 🏳️‍⚧️

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Penny the BOO 👻 🔞 @pennythemoo.bsky.social · 9h
Mmmm knot massage 🤤 #FurryNSFW #FurryGIF
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🦊.quiet.ink @quiet.ink · 12/10/2026
"i used chat gpt to apologize to my wife and buy a gift for my child, both of whom i inexplicably hate" yeah well i dont even use autocomplete when i tell my girlfriend i love her because i want every button press to contain the maximum amount of love and it's not nearly enough
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Pan The Chaotic @kumanerdo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gotta fit all them super computers somewhere! 50% of the water used in the cycle is just for cooling them
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Pan The Chaotic @kumanerdo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Love getting really high and then passing out on the sofa, it's like logging out of life for a lil while, it's great
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Pan The Chaotic @kumanerdo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You didn't ruin it you FOOL
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 08/10/2026
bondage for the sake of shutting you the fuck up
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shardcore @shardcore.org · 07/10/2026
morning
MOM, DAD!
I HAVE ENNU!!


WELL,
YOU SHOULD'VE MADE PEACE WITH THE ABSURDITY OF HUMAN EXISTENCE BEFORE WE STARTED DRIVING!


Dad eventually pulled over at a frozen lake, which represented the sublime beauty of impermanence, but he was pretty annoyed about it.
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Pan The Chaotic @kumanerdo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Man Stares Sadly in Mirror
ALT: Man Stares Sadly in Mirror
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Pan The Chaotic @kumanerdo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It has 5.5 million streams from the Yellow Submarine Soundtrack album!
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Pan The Chaotic @kumanerdo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But fr I've been having a really rough time the past 6 weeks and Penny has been a trooper with it. She's so good
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Pan The Chaotic @kumanerdo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah I got IBS I BE STRUGGLIN
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Jads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pro tip for retail interactions: become big and intimidating to win
A sketched scene of two anthro red pandas raising arms to be big and intimidating at each other. One is saying, "I want to speak to your manager." The other is replying, "I AM the manager." They are in an electronics shop and other customers mill about in the background.
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Gav Spence @gavtrdq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh Globbits!
A sketch of Trap Door Characters
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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Pan The Chaotic @kumanerdo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
By not buying this you are leaving free money on the table
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Pan The Chaotic @kumanerdo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SIX STICKERS FOR THE PRICE OF FOUR! HOW COULD YOU NOT
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Penny the BOO 👻 🔞 @pennythemoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Getting into the spooky mood with some #hypno / #Preykink 👀🩵 £40 GBP, 2 slots available! #FurryArt #FurryYCH
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Penny the BOO 👻 🔞 @pennythemoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Camp Crystal Lake gets a really bad rep, but some of us love it there!! 🏕️ Camper YCH - Any gender - Any species - Custom Jason! 💰£50 gbp! Reply or DM to claim 🩵 ✨https://pennymoo.carrd.co✨ #FurryArt | #FurryYCH | #FurryNSFW
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Bradley Rose @specialbeamcannon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In 2017, I created Moxtober, a Magic version of Inktober. Create anything MTG-related (art, writing, etc) to fit daily prompts. Most popular w/ Magic design hobbyists! This is Year 10 of Moxtober. I'm 100% hands-off & the community still keeps it alive. 😭 Here's the 2026 prompt list they created.
Moxtober 2026 prompts: 1 - witches, 2 - double, 3 - toil, 4 - trouble, 5 - fire, 6 - boil, 7 - cauldron, 8 - bubble, 9 - blood, 10 - bold, 11 - resolute, 12 - poison, 13 - toad, 14 - eye, 15 - newt, 16 - knock, 17 - wood, 18 - beware, 19 - wing, 20 - something, 21 - wicked, 22 - share, 23 - sting, 24 - salt, 25 - maw, 26 - laugh, 27 - pain, 28 - secret, 29 - midnight, 30 - hemlock, 31 - thane
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Pan The Chaotic @kumanerdo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope it screams in agony as they unplug it
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Pan The Chaotic @kumanerdo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would simply not get sick. EZ. I drink a lot of fruit juice.
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Pan The Chaotic @kumanerdo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why do horror movie reviewers think they would make any better decisions than people in horror movies. It absolutely blows my mind when someone is like "yeah man, I'd just fuckin dodge the knife, windmill kick, and I'd be fine". Nah, you'd shit your pants like most people, sorry.
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everdyke @hathui.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
please look at my magnum opus
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Pan The Chaotic @kumanerdo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stuck with 50% of three different strategies all in your deck and jokers, but no really synergy. Cursed by the shop. Forsaken by jimbo.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's a bush outside my apartment that is home to dozens of rats. I call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. A man asks "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" Multiple squeaks emanate from the rat bush. The man cries and says "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush continues to squeak.
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Take goo
Screenshot of Pokémon trade screen with a ditto and text box saying “take goo”
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Pan The Chaotic @kumanerdo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Breaking News: Microsoft Outlook is no longer opening for Ed Sheeran
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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Penny the BOO 👻 🔞 @pennythemoo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
No babe I think it’s really hot your max level and carry me but I kinda wanted a slushie
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かねこともみ @kotomoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🕺🐶✨
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Adam Riches @supernorn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyone's immediate reaction to the visuals in the new Ocarina Of Time remake.
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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man thinking: Am I still a good person if helping others also benefits me? 

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disembodied voice from far away: Hey, man

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picture of the entire universe: It's me, the universe

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universe: Be kind, I don't care why
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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 07/09/2026
every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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VOID 🔞ART CATCH UP. @v0idm0nster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Burnout's no joke kids
A cat on a space and sky background that says "sorry i havent finished a project in months, i have been at war with myself"
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Penny the BOO 👻 🔞 @pennythemoo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If it makes the boss feel better, she’s already been punished #FurryNSFW #FurryArt #Spanking
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Pan The Chaotic @kumanerdo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FUUUUCK, I forgot about this Holy shiiiit
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Den_Aye_D 👻COMMS CLOSED👻 @den-aye-d.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So fun fact: this image is entirely made of reds and yellows. The "blues" are all a product of color relativity shenanigans (so cool!!!) 🤩
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Pan The Chaotic @kumanerdo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not wrong!
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🌀Knebula⚡✨ @knebulanight.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
just learned it's Glaceon Day so i had to whip up at least a lil doodle of my comfort critter!
Glaceon from Pokemon
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Pan The Chaotic @kumanerdo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The endless blackness of space, which leads to the chasm of the clams.
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Eskart(Commissions open!!!) @eskart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Penny the BOO 👻 🔞 @pennythemoo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Upstairs, as gf cleans: PINK PONY CLUB! I GONNA KEEP ON DANCING- Downstairs, me drawing my silly furries: YOU SPENT 4K ON A CARPET, JUST TO BE A DOG IN UR APARTMENT
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
[0004264] Newborn babies have beards, worship gods, and have favorite foods
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Pan The Chaotic @kumanerdo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oops, teehee
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♡ mia ♡ @strawebi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
very busy bun #bunny #art #oc #meme
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Hella Hannah 🌟 [Comms Open!] @hellahannah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The first Przewalski’s foal born on the steppes of Kazakhstan in 200 years <3
A digital sketch of a Przewalski’s horse mare and foal trotting on a blank background. The text beneath them reads “restoring the species with mama”
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