iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

me: hi bird! man in park: what? i didn't catch that, what did you say to me? me: 🙄 is your name bird? him: yeah, jacob bird. what were you saying? me: i was talking to A bird him: me: yknow. flap flap. sky creature him: you talk to birds me: you DON'T?! you should probably start

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

10 years ago, a male colleague said that if i ever wore shorts to work again, he'd rape me and no one would blame him. HR interviewed the 8 male witnesses, who all claimed the comment never occurred. he approached the next week to apologize, hadn't realized i'd heard, and was getting therapy

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

me: ahem google: oh numbness in left arm and side of face CAN be a stroke me: or? google: or the headache you've had for over 2 years. or from your allergy to sunlight. or possibly the nerve damage you have, or the raynauds you have me: so i could be dying or fine google: yup!

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Trump announcing a "war on fraud" is like the kool-aid man announcing a war on crashing through walls

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

physio: i can understand that you're feeling a moment of pain and deciding to stop what you're doing, but if you push past it, me: i did push past it. i had to be carried bodily down the stairs because i am now physically incapable of climbing stairs physio: yes but if you just kept going, me:

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a man in a black shirt with the words he really doesn 't have a clue at all

ALT: a man in a black shirt with the words he really doesn 't have a clue at all

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

me at work: wait a minute, *i* wear leather pants and use outdated slang! my boss: yeah, so? me: i think i might be the evil version of my other self! my boss: you're saying this like it's news to you me: my boss: girl, we literally call you satan to your face

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

love how every supernatural drama has an episode like "what if the main characters had an evil version of themselves... you can tell they're evil because they're wearing leather pants and use outdated slang"

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

the aus govt made it illegal for any kid under 16 to access social media. when i was 15, i was using social media to chat to adults about being bullied at school. they talked me out of suicide. if i hadn't had access to social media at 15, i would've spent the last 20 years rotting in my grave.

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

YOU CAN OPEN THIS LINK IN OUR APP shut up and let me browse

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

[flipping my transparent ruler over and over because i can't remember which way numbers are supposed to be facing]

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

the aussie news lately is half "the government is watching bad people very closely to ensure no more bondi-style attacks happen" and half "the government has allowed dozens of isis fighters back into the country over the last decade because surely they'll be upstanding citizens"

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

my cat, looking out the window: 😻 my cat, looking at a doco on TV: 😻 my cat, looking at a blank wall: 😻

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

if youre ever driving and hit an animal, you need to check if it's alive or dead. if dead, remove it from the road when safe to do so, and if it's alive, even slightly, call wildlife services. if you do not call for help, then you deserve to die painfully and alone and soon.

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McPharless @mcpharless.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

They're hunting humans for sport.

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

holy fuck i think my roos are back i haven't seen them here in months

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Answermancer @answermancer.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

"Just another goddamn Nazi that needs punching, every day with this shit"

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Wintersong @wintersong.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Remember that the overwhelming majority of Nazis died peacefully in their sleep of old age, many still believing in the Nazi cause. These assholes will sleep at night the same way those Nazis did: by telling themselves their victims had it coming or that their victims weren’t *really* human anyway.

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

unfortunately, learning multiple languages just increased the amount of online stores i can purchase from

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

maybe it's related to the face blindness, but i genuinely had no idea that the white chicks, in White Chicks, really were the wayan brothers in makeup and prosthetics. i thought they just cast two white women who had to study the way the wayans moved. i only found out a few months ago

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

yknow how general anaesthetic can fuck up your sense of taste, and doctors like to say that it should go back to normal within days? it took two years. two entire years, and i can finally eat chocolate without thinking it tastes like landfill juice

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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 12/02/2026

Is it time for my self-defense lecture again? Lots of folks ask me what the best self-defense thing is to train. I always answer: track and field. The best thing you can do to defend yourself is not be where someone can hurt you. Running away is ideal.

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

in truly unprecedented circumstances, i prebooked a space in a parking lot, which became inaccessible due to a protest march. the parking lot company refunded everyone whose booking was during the protest time, without any prompting at all. literally when does this ever happen??

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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Legal status doesn’t matter: if you exceed ICE’s melanin threshold, you get snatched. It is ethnic cleansing. There is no other word for it. The news has shown you video of these often violent detentions. What you don’t see is what happens to these individuals after. I’ve had a front row seat. 7/

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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

People can have different political opinions about immigration policy. Political differences are fine, healthy for a democracy. But if you’re okay with this, that’s not a political opinion. That is a moral failing. 27/

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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

ai sucks haha 👍

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

me, at the tail end of a two week heatwave that averaged 41°c with no wind or rain:

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3wombats @3wombats.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I had hoped that by my 80s Australia would have progressed to a free and open country concerned for the welfare of her citizens Instead we have creeping fascism and foreign interference I weep for what could have been #auspol

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

the cable for my samsung watch is on its last legs so i ordered a new offbrand version that everyone reviewing it said was just as good as the real thing, and when i went to put it away until it's needed, i found a spare legit cable. i have zero memory of how i acquired it, or when. sigh.

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

i just found evidence that my sister DID borrow my favorite shirt in 2007 so, if you'll excuse me, i have a warpath to get on

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

on today's episode of HOW AUSTRALIAN ARE YA, i was bitten by the spider that keeps crawling on my web tattoo. i don't know what kind of spider he is, but he's very small so im just assuming he's harmless and shall not be seeking medical attention

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

as an aussie, i have spent my life seeing shit in the media about how gun loving americans amassed firearms to take down a tyrannical government if it ever came to be. so where the fuck are they? why haven't the rednecks taken out ICE and the entire maga admin?

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

a spider keeps crawling across the spiderweb tattoo on my neck and i would like to be slightly less australian. he's so little and harmless that i won't be killing him, and it happens too frequently to keep yelling "fuck off, kevin, it's not even real"

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/01/2026

People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

AN UNPRECEDENTED TURN OF EVENTS HAS OCCURRED. after i messaged the company multiple times in one month regarding multiple defective packets, they actually investigated the issue, replaced the plastic with one less brittle, and recalled the defective packets. the new ones are already on shelves.

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

currently 100 vehicles attending a single bushfire in victoria. the windspeed is picking back up already, and the transmission towers have been taken out, so we have no access to the updates on TV or radio.

a huge plume of dark smoke fills the air on the horizon

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

a few days ago, a man on insta asked me, in full seriousness, if i had ever had a good experience with a man. after thinking for a ridiculously long time,... i realized that i couldn't come up with a single example.

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

sky is thick with smoke and has given an otherworldly orange hue to everything

photo of the sky. sunset isn't for another 3 hours, but the sky is shades of orange and yellow due to thick smoke in the air

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

i'm real curious about what the cfa consider to be a medium sized incident, when 75 vehicles attending an out of control bushfire is still just... small

screenshot from vic emergency. a bushfire in ravenswood south is listed as not yet under control, started at 3.10pm, currently 5.50pm. 75 vehicles responding, incident size is small

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Sherrerd @duerpress.com · 07/01/2026

He felt like shooting someone. He knew his bosses would approve.

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

how much of the stuff you own, will end up in landfill within a month of your death?

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

currently 35°c, no wind, temperature still climbing. total fire ban, all the fire stations have their roller doors open and ready, and the air is hazy with smoke. the emergency app shows my house in the center of 14 different bushfires, all marked 'small'

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

me: OH FUCK, DELI BUG her: what in hell is a deli bug me: any bug that tries to get in your ear her: ... wait ... because of that thing in 1994? me: yes her: you remember that? me: one does not simply forget a grown man screaming and writhing on the ground as paramedics run into the party

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

booked my car for a 10am appointment, "should take one hour, no more than 2, we'll call you between 11am and 12pm". at 1.30pm, i call them to ask for an ETA and they were annoyed, "we SAID we'd call you, we haven't even looked at it yet". im sorry what the fuck? get the fuck on it, barry

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

i hate this new 'marketplace' thing on shopping sites. why would i buy the thing through bunnings when they're just placing an order from officeworks, when i can just go to officeworks myself? not everything needs to be integrated

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

two new roos have moved into the neighborhood and my cat has fallen in love with them. he wants so badly to cuddle up to them and can't understand why neither i nor they will allow him to approach

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

netflix just informed me that harlan coben's run away. i hope he's ok 😔

photo of a tv in a dark red room. on the screen is an ad for the tv show "run away", written by harlan coben

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Kukla Reaper @kukla-reaper.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

me: everyone gave me books for xmas mom: yeah you read a book a week me: when i was a teen. i finished maybe 3 books in 2025 mom: HOW me: ok how many scientific papers regarding the dietary preferences of monarch butterflies vs human decomposition did you read mom: none? me: i read four mom:

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a man with a mustache says but why in yellow letters

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aza @sazandorable.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I love that Mars's moon looks like our moon, and we look like any other planet. It also does a crescent and we also shine. I know that makes sense, that's how space works, but it really drives home how both Mars and Earth are both just places in space.

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