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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️

@kujoe.net
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41/He/Him Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it? Love is not a finite resource! 🫶 My ADHD brain likes projects: kujoe.net

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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 02/10/2026
The best part about being colorblind is the red flags trying to warn me of danger are green flags telling me to proceed without caution. (This is a joke, I’m just drinking the energy drink and saving the alcohol for another day.)
A clear cocktail shaker with a black lid, a white tub of "Alani Nu PRE-WORKOUT COSMIC STARDUST", and a blue jar labeled "Sugarlands Shine FOLDS OF HONOR SOUR BLUE RASPBERRY MOONSHINE".
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 02/10/2026
I don’t wanna brag, but I make it a point to eat the most expensive (before insurance) breakfast every day. (Not pictured is my Wegovy pill I take 30 minutes before these, my $400/month appetizer.)
Two red gummy bears and four white and green pills, including two capsules, a round pill with an imprint, and a rectangular pill, are scattered on a white textured surface.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 29/09/2026
Saw a toad outside, did some camera stuff to the photos. I present to you Frog the Toad.
A small toad sits on a textured, grey surface, illuminated by a sharp diagonal beam of sunlight. To the upper left, a mop head rests on the surface, casting a dark shadow across the scene. A round object, possibly a ball, is also visible in the shadow area.A black and white photo of a toad sitting on a speckled ground surface.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
Don’t judge me for my choices…
A system generated message in a white box. AutoModerator says Your message was held for staff review:
The message contains 'pen15', which is a phonetic spelling of 'penis' often used as juvenile profanity or slang. (spam 10%, language 80%, categories: profanity, slurs)
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
Absolutely love how much this project is progressing. Co-owner and I have been putting in a lot of hours and already burned through all of the credits Google gave us so doing a lot of local testing right now. We have a working POC so while we work on the deployment process I'm adding features.
"Automation review" with "7 PENDING" in the upper right. Below, three review cards are visible. The first card shows a message requesting sign-ups for a free newsletter and is flagged as 85% spam. The second card contains explicit profanity, flagged as 100% profanity. The third card features a derogatory slang term used as an insult and harassment, flagged as 90% abusive language. Each card has "ALLOW" and "DENY" buttons.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
No context KJ
A screenshot of a text conversation  with a photo of a close-up profile view of a man balancing a ring on his nose, with a hand reaching up to the right. The text in the image reads: "I balanced my ring on my nose." and the reply says "Don't lose your ring".
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 27/09/2026
Tis me, a normal human person.
KJ looking at the camera. Hair disheveled and wearing AirPod Pros on the couch. Looking like a normal human person.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 26/09/2026
Seeing the new Resident Evil movies with the kiddo! 🙂 This is one of the theaters that serves food and alcohol with themes.
RED-HOT RACCOON CITY CIDER
Inspired by 'Resident Evil', Now Showing
Taste the fiery kick of Angry Orchard Hard Cider mixed with Fireball Cinnamon Whisky 8.50
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 25/09/2026
Genius ideas at 1AM!
KuJoe 1:32 AM
So is that good to post? Would adding the word "slutty" change the answer any?
Oh new YouTube series idea!
"Is this okay?"
I say a sentence and the guest tells me if it's okay to say or not and if it is l keep adding 1 word until it's no longer okay to say.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 23/09/2026
A pin with a cartoon toaster with eyes in a bathtub with a bubbles and a rubber ducky. The words at the top are: live, laugh, toaster bath.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 22/09/2026
I feel like Superman while I harness the power of the sun.
A diagram of a house with solar panels shows energy flow. "SOLAR 5.3 kW", "HOME 3.0 kW", "POWERWALL · 2x 2.3 kW ▲38%", and "GRID 0 kW" are displayed.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 22/09/2026
I guess I’m calling in cat today…
KJ wearing a blue t-shirt with green lettering is sitting on a couch with an orange cat on their lap. A laptop is open on the couch in front of them.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 22/09/2026
For those curious of my plans: www.ibm.com/granite/trust tiiny.ai/pages/tiiny-... www.tesla.com/solarpanels
Email from "Tiiny Info" titled "Tiiny Shipping Update: Please Confirm Your Shipping Info." The email states, "Hi Tiiny Co-creator, We plan to ship all remaining orders in batches between September 25 and 30, 2026."A dark, illustrative graphic of a house with solar panels on the roof, a Powerwall unit, and electrical connections. Text overlays indicate: "Home", "SOLAR 0 kW", "HOME 0.4 kW", "POWERWALL 2x 0.4 kW 50%", and "GRID 0 kW". It shows that 100% of the house’s power usage is coming from the battery.Granite 4.1 Disclosures
The Granite 4.1 model and data metadata disclosures are made available in machine-readable
JSON format for simple extraction and parsing to inform risk-based controls at runtime in generative applications.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 22/09/2026
I noticed my alt text generator started getting a lot of negative feedback from users and the vast majority of the complaints are “doesn’t put text” and “description too long” when I added these checkboxes sooooo long ago. 😭
Donut chart showing the overall feedback ratio with approximately 55% positive (green) and 45% negative (red) feedback. The chart is titled "Overall Feedback Ratio" and states "Total Feedback Entries: 191".A screenshot of a user interface titled "Alt Text Generation Options." The options include checkboxes for "OCR all text in image," "Simplify alt text (make it shorter and easier to understand)," and "Deep scan (uses a more advanced and thorough analysis, but takes longer to generate)." Below the options, there is a label "Output Language" with a dropdown menu showing "English" selected. A blue button at the bottom reads "Save Options."
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 22/09/2026
I will never apologize for how fucking hard I make the Spotify algorithm work.
"More like Ass Shakin' Music" with a Spotify playlist titled "GLOW Tapes: Bob the Drag Queen" featuring 30 songs by artists including Madonna, Britney Spears, Charli xcx, Dolly Parton, and Kesha. The playlist has a "Preview playlist" button and a play button.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 22/09/2026
And also WTF is this picture think it’s doing?
A headboard of a bed with a portion of KJ’s head at the bottom looking upwards. The lighting is bad and overall the photo’s existence makes no sense.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 21/09/2026
Note to self:
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 18/09/2026
Right in the feels Friday, is that a thing?
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 14/09/2026
Happy Monday!
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 13/09/2026
Bland but also extremely sweet. 2/10
A box of "Three Dog Bakery" "Lick'n Crunch! Sandwich Cookies" in "Birthday Confetti" flavor. The box features blue and purple stripes at the top, with confetti and birthday-themed illustrations like candles and party horns. A cutout on the left shows a stack of dog cookies, and a prominent image on the right displays one sandwich cookie with white creme filling and the "Three Dog Bakery" logo embossed on it. Text on the box reads: "THREE DOG BAKERY Lick'n Crunch! Sandwich Cookies Birthday Confetti Golden Vanilla & Birthday Cake Flavored Crème BAKER THE USA ULTIMATE CELEBRATION TREATS FOR DOGS - NET WT 13 OZ (368.5g)".
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 11/09/2026
Nothing?
A four-panel comic. The top left panel shows a pink axolotl with the text "what are your saturday plans?". The top right panel shows a green frog under a polka-dot blanket holding a cookie, with the text "nothing". The bottom left panel shows the axolotl with a more skeptical expression and the text "nothing at all?". The bottom right panel shows the frog with an angry expression under the blanket, with the text "i've fought for this nothing all week. i've earned this nothing. do not put anything in my nothing."
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 10/09/2026
Going to give GLP-1s a try, my previous doctor recommended them when I was prediabedic, but insurance wouldn’t cover them. Looks like I can get them out of pocket for cheap enough.
Good news! You're eligible for GLP-1s There are a few more steps to get your prescription. Check them out. 14 minutes ago
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 10/09/2026
I have 2 wolves inside me today. One is sick and the other is emotional. 🤣
A close-up selfie of KJ with a goatee lying on a red textured sofa, wearing a dark The Walking Dead t-shirt with a graphic on it.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 09/09/2026
Rosie knows I’m sick I think.
Close-up of a red and white Basset Hound with long, droopy ears, resting its head on a textured red couch.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 07/09/2026
My life right now, 3 dogs are ours, 1 is a temporary foster, and 1 is being babysat for the weekend.
A group of dogs are relaxing in a living room. One black greyhound rests on an orange couch with a blanket. Another black greyhound lies on a round bed on the floor. A tan and white greyhound is curled up on a mat. A light red and white basset hound rests on a large blue rug. A light tan greyhound with a purple harness lies on a gray mat, and a tan dog sleeps in a green bed. There is a television mounted on the wall and a tall shelf unit.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 05/09/2026
Post a picture of you from another era.
KJ working at Dominos is wearing a blue polo shirt, an orange apron, and a tan baseball cap with a pizza logo is talking on a white corded phone. Boxes of pizza are stacked in the background, along with shelves of red and white pizza boxes and metal racks.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 05/09/2026
I guess I live here now. 😅
A light-colored cat with orange markings is resting on the chest of KJ wearing a red t-shirt. The cat's head is tilted and it is looking up at the camera with wide, green eyes. KJ’s face is visible, with a beard and short hair. The t-shirt has a graphic design on it.KJ wearing a red t-shirt is lying on an orange couch with a light brown and white cat on their chest. The cat is looking towards the left and its paws are extended. The t-shirt has a grey graphic on it that is partially visible.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 04/09/2026
A late night cat attack!
KJ sitting in a chair in the corner of a room with a tan and white cat climbing up my stomach to reach my face.KJ sitting in a chair in the corner of a room with a tan and white cat climbing up my stomach to reach my face. KJ’s head is back like the cat just head butt him.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 02/09/2026
Squirrels Happen.
A squirrel pauses on a black bird feeder pole, while another squirrel, a gray squirrel, walks on a grassy lawn under a bright sky.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 02/09/2026
MC Lars has been such a long lasting regular in my daily playlists. No matter my mood, he has a song that fits. Fave song on this album: Annabel Lee RIP
KJ posing with MC Lars near his merch booth for a photo at the end of one of his shows.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 31/08/2026
Mondays…
Two dogs and KJ relax on a red couch. A black and white greyhound is sprawled upside down on the left side of the couch, while a tan and white dog lies on the right. KJ is lying on the couch, looking at the camera. Next to the dogs on the left is a small table with a can of Diet Coke and some papers.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 31/08/2026
Lots of birds at the feeder this morning. Juliet is pleased. #cats #pets
A tan and white cat wearing a red and black patterned collar looks intently out a window with a screen at a blurry green yard and a group of various birds.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 30/08/2026
Had to get myself psyched up for my grocery shopping earlier.
A car's touchscreen displaying the song "Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)" by Cobra Starship from the album "Snakes On A Plane: The Album". The current time is 3:48 and the song progress is 0:38 of 2:42.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 30/08/2026
Our street floods a lot when it rains really fast and hard (giggidy). Today was no exception but a small sedan decided to drive in the flooded water and parked their car there until the water killed the engine. Now the water flooded the electrical and the horn will not stop going off. ☹️
A dark sedan drives through a flooded road with waves of water splashing around it. Rain is visible in the air and on the road. The front of a green colored vehicle is in the foreground.A black sedan is partially submerged in floodwaters in front of a driveway.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 30/08/2026
Getting extra love while she’s doing though this.
A brindle Greyhound rests its head on the chest of a KJ wearing a grey shirt that says "STRICKLAND PROPANE PROPANE ACCESSORIES".
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 30/08/2026
Couches are comfy.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 30/08/2026
Day 2 of chemo for my oldest pup. Vet Oncologist says we caught it early enough to not need surgery so the prognosis is very optimistic. 😊
A brindle greyhound wearing a patterned collar rests its head amongst crumpled gray bedding, appearing to sleep or relax comfortably.A hand holding a clear plastic bag containing yellow bags marked with biohazard symbols and text reading "CAUTION CHEMOTHERAPY MATERIAL", "AFTER USE, DISPOSE OF ACCORDANCE WITH ESTABLISHED PROCEDURES.", "CHEMOTHERAPY DRUG", "OBSERVE SAFETY PRECAUTIONS FOR HANDLING AND ADMINISTRATION.", and "TRANSPORT BAG".
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 29/08/2026
It’s #caturday and this is my first post for this reason. #cat #cats #pets
A ginger and white cat with large yellow eyes is perched on a green-upholstered foot rest, looking directly at the camera.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 29/08/2026
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 29/08/2026
The Odyssey was really good, even at 3 hours I want more. Might go read it now if I can find the time. Also the theater was one of those where you order your food in your seat and they deliver it to you. I got this delicious Mudslide shake (vodka, Baileys, Kahlua, and vanilla ice cream).
A tall glass of ice cream dessert with chocolate syrup swirls and a straw is shown in the foreground, with a dark background displaying the text "THIS OCTOBER" in blue.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/08/2026
I’m so glad I had time to walk the dog today.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/08/2026
*Chuckles* I’m in danger. #cats #pets
A white and orange cat peeks out from under a rumpled gray blanket, its large dark eyes wide about to strike.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/08/2026
You don’t think Socialism will work? Then stop participating in it. 🤭
An illustration showing the exchange of gases between a human silhouette with visible lungs and a young plant in soil. Arrows indicate carbon dioxide (CO2) moving from the human to the plant, and oxygen (O2) moving from the plant to the human.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/08/2026
Bluesky…
A cartoon man in a suit gestures enthusiastically towards an empty pedestal in the first panel, with text above. In the second panel, the same man screams in frustration, with text below. The text reads: "THIS IS WHERE THE PERFECT SOCIAL PLATFORM WOULD BE IF THERE WAS ONE!"
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/08/2026
Posting #cat for the cause! #cats #knitting
An orange and white cat balances precariously on a shelf, reaching a paw towards teal fabric. Below, several colorful balls of yarn and spools are organized in compartments.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/08/2026
I woke up with my oldest #greyhound next to me wanting some pets. She always gets all of the love when I wake up. 😊
KJ lies in bed with their dog, a brindle greyhound, laying on a comforter  next to KJ. The dog is wearing a collar on her with a round purple tag that reads "KIT".
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 27/08/2026
The bird feeder attracts a lot of blue jays. It’s our cat’s favorite bird to watch.
A flock of blue jays forage on a grassy lawn near a bird feeder.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 27/08/2026
Going through my photos and decided Bluesky deserves cat today.
An orange and white cat rests on the chest of KJ wearing a red t-shirt. KJ is lying down, looking up at the cat, and has glasses and a goatee. The cat is looking towards the camera with its front paws gently placed on KJ's chest.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 27/08/2026
Hi Thursday! My alarm rings at 8:30 and I start work at 9:00, I somehow managed to take this screenshot today while half asleep. 🤣
Apple iOS screen for the alarm going off saying wake up 8:57 snooze and slide to stop.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 21/08/2026
I bought myself a yo-yo and not to brag but one day I’ll be TikTok famous. 😏
KJ’s hand holding a small, white, round yo-yo with the words "YOMEGA Fireball High Performance" printed in gold lettering.
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