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@kt3378.bsky.social
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I’m the #1 guy in this group. Wingspan of a T-Rex. Midwestern elite. CBFC Founding Member. Eras Tour Attender- Amsterdam N1. #dracarys

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026
Pentagon To Livestream Firing Squad Execution theonion.com/pentagon-to-livestream…
“No way is this administration capable of setting up a working livestream.”

Willem Brydon, Unemployed
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brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I appreciate that Hurts always keeps it real
screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “So I just found out they eat beans for breakfast in London.” screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “Baked beans. Like what you eat at your family's summer picnic or as a side at a barbecue joint and look, l like beans, beans are good, but...”screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “…”screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “…for breakfast? Man, I don’t know about that.”
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Matt Anderson @mattbegins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the absolute best way to exit a conversation ever.
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Finish Him
ALT: Finish Him
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i’m fuckin dying at jose canseco from the top rope
instagram post:  

josecanseco: F you and your birthday
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why am I seeing ads for Ken Paxton in Illinois? Get that lazy eyed demon off my tv!
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have a full security detail this morning with one stationed at each door
Dog laying and looking outside Dog laying and looking outside
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time orders Old Age to destroy Beauty (flipped, detail), by Pompeo Girolamo Batoni, 1746, 📸 by @madelinepcarter.bsky.social
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
be nice, he just saw the latest yougov poll in texas and hes had to deal with claviculars arrest all week which couldnt have been easy
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
instead of watching shitty stuff on TV you guys should watch A'ja Wilson play basketball
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They really aren’t hiding what they are anymore
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was so tempted to respond with “oh my god Karen, you can’t just ask someone if they are white”
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The insane spam political texts I get as a former Texas resident
Psychotic political text message asking if I am white Psychotic political text message asking if I am white
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did Steve Bannon write this article?
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m sorry, but i have to post this political ad
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also, I don’t need any feedback on my macaroni and cheese choice. Kraft is elite, I am not looking for suggestions
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Having the perfect night (laying in bed eating Kraft macaroni and cheese, reading/watching the WNBA playoffs then followed by DWTS)
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My best friends
Two perfect dogs
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love when I get to do a professional FU email when someone does that.
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your QB doesn’t wear a team branded robe in the locker room after a game? Can’t relate!
Caleb Williams gazing at Case Keenum while wearing a Bears robe
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pistachiOoOoOo 👻👻👻 @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 29/09/2026
Under Shania Law they will utilize flock camera networks to find out whose bed your boots have been under
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good morning
The legendary Case Keenum with fan
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
According to Google she’s 22
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Its Case Keenum time!
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Angry Dance Red Dance
Alt: Angry Dance Red Dance
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
perfection
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I honestly can’t stand to listen to him. Number 2 most annoying voice after RFK Jr.’s chainsaw voice
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Has anyone ever thought to tell Pat McAfee to shut up
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Georgia, Stella and I just went to the backyard to brush Georgia’s hair since it’s peak Pyr shedding season. Stella saw the amount of hair flying and was like “looks like you have this under control” and went up on the deck to supervise
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Someone who thought it was imperative that I wake up at 6am despite me telling her it was Saturday
Yellow lab laying on the couch
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Beer Nuts! They make those here!
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These two don’t realize that I ordered Texas Roadhouse for them to split a steak and steamed broccoli to celebrate Georgia’s 3 year adoptaversary
Yellow lab with burrito toy and Great Pyrenees with ghost toy
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me watching as a Bears fan
Funeral man meme
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Soon the McRib will be the only food safe to eat, RFK Jr out here just slaying at his job!
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someone who is eating their breakfast in bed because they got scared of a moth in the kitchen (don’t ask I have no idea)
Great Pyrenees dog eating their food in bed
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I must’ve missed this dietary guideline accomplishment. Did he recommend we all eat Filet O’Fish sandwiches or what (I’m not asking for the actual guidelines)
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When you wonder why they don’t make Crustables
Jaxson Dart
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Trump Curse does it again! The man is a reverse Midas. Truly amazing stuff.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(Cam Skattebo barges into the MRI tube) “what are they doing to you in here bro”
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NFL owner Tom Brady using the words "piss missile" on national TV
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I truly need someone to do a full investigation into this “wife” where is Ronan Farrow when we need him!
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Patriots, have some respect that man has an imaginary wife watching!
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 20/09/2026
Aaron Rodgers
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Mitch McConnell Peace Sign
Alt: Mitch McConnell Peace Sign
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is the only bright spot in my football day so far
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Currently losing to Carson Wentz
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Mean Girls: Regina George's Iconic Scream
ALT: Mean Girls: Regina George's Iconic Scream
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Kate @kt3378.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s like a deconstructed Payday candy bar or something
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 20/09/2026
Georgia friends: If you need a break from whatever the hell the Falcons are currently doing, take a quick jaunt over to mvp.sos.ga.gov/s/ and check your voter registration status and do all the other things Matt mentions below!
mvp.sos.ga.gov
GA My Voter Page
Use the Georgia My Voter Page (MVP) to check your voter registration status, find your polling location, view your county's early voting locations, review your sample ballot for upcoming elections, an...
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