kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 25/12/2025mother in law came in hot with the best wrapping paper this year 🤘🏼 080
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 17/12/2025we got this giant oaf’s dna results in and i’m cry-laughing that he has NO great dane but has 1% chihuahua. must be why he’s such a little bitch lmao (p.s. he’s largely a bunch of hound dogs) 280
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 06/12/2025already shared on ig but hey why not memorialize my spotify wrapped on good ole bluesky i guess. i’ll give y’all a moment to recover from the shock of my top artist 230
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 06/12/2025there are multiple crying/angry children on this flight and we haven’t even taken off yet. might be emergency ejecting myself shortly 240
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 17/11/2025it feels like i’ve gotten nothing but bad news every time i’ve gone to the dr the past couple of months, but today, i had a good brain scan 🙌🏼 6130
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 29/06/2025poor nandor is just having the hardest time getting comfortable in his new home 😂 190
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 09/06/2025oh hey we uhhhhhhh got a puppy and we named him nandor 🥹 8180
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 17/05/2025and on today’s episode of “anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough” 2100
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 15/05/2025friend sent this to me and you know what? hell yeah bruther i am interested 230
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 27/04/2025yooooooooooo frens i’m going to be in france by this time next week holy shit 4280
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 17/04/2025forgot i wrote this on my to do list and then brought an interviewee into the office 😅😅😅 he liked it though so he passed the vibe check lmao 2220
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 14/04/2025lmao it’s true i won’t i have too much yapping left to do 060
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 28/03/2025we fired this piece of human garbage a few weeks ago, and i woke up to this text message from him today. what a delightful human 🥲 also i rarely remember to take my adderall but thanks for the encouragement? 1010
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 02/03/2025idk what it is about having pink hair but it just feels ✨right✨ 7180
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 22/02/2025this week was stupid busy so we’re just going to pretend it’s friday so i can share my 5x5 okay cool thank you for understanding 050
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 16/02/2025If you see this, quote a screenshot of the top 10 songs of your on Repeat playlist on Spotify! 030
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 01/02/2025this week has been stupid busy but we still rockin with the home team, my dudes 080
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 23/01/2025i’m about to delete facebook, but damn this really gave me a nice little crumb of serotonin 190
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 21/01/2025friends! i know some of you are worried about your safety with this administration. i wish i had the solution, but i can at least rec this app. you hold the button down until you’re safe, then enter your pin. if you don’t enter it within 10 seconds, emergency services will be called on your behalf 142
