ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026i'm like if every biological and psychological paradox known to man was a girl 💁🏼♀️ 020
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 01/08/2026no one punches the air harder than a man with throat coat tea in his backpack 010
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 03/06/2026one of my biggest icks is men using "Ladies," as an email salutation in the year of our lord 2026 010
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 23/04/2026hell hath no fury like a woman scorned (a tortilla chip stabbed the roof of her mouth) 030
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 12/04/2026my partner just asked me "what do you even do at a baby shower" and if that blissful ignorance isn't male privilege then idk what is 100
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 07/04/2026how it feels to send my little emails between reading breaking news updates today 140
Reposted by ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿSuss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 07/04/2026one undercooked big mac is all we need 2876170650
Reposted by ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿLysthepotato @lysthepotato.bsky.social · 05/04/2026⭐️ ART 4 SALE ⭐️ I have one wittle doodle painting up on my KoFi, all info on painting is there! Thank you! #artforsale #art #doodle ko-fi.com/lysthepotato 041
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 29/03/2026walking into a mattress store smelling like icyhot but trying not to look desperate 010
Reposted by ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿChiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 18/11/2025You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️⚧️ But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold. So take care of yourself. Your soul is beautiful. 176237007610
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I Should Not Have Worn A Hoodie Today And Now I'm Sweating: A Memoir 020
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 28/03/2026friday night activities and i am realizing i am such a 30-something 130
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 27/03/2026i will be 80 years old and still taking pics of blossoms on walks at the beginning of spring like it's the first time i've ever seen them 130
Reposted by ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿKrista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 22/03/2026If y'all don't listen to LANDMVRKS rn, no more forehead kisses!!! Everyone say thank you @tuningfish.bsky.social for the musical education 🥰 111
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 18/03/2026i get so many ads on instagram that are like "it's like duolingo but for _____" ....did we not learn our lesson with duolingo's retention rates? even they know it's bad: 110
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 16/03/2026don't know why it took me this long to put some metalcore from 2006 on my lifting playlist but i can't think of a better way to fuel my workouts than rekindling the angst i felt as a middle schooler 260
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 06/03/2026i need severance to be real but just for sleep so i can make my brain shut the fuck up for once 010
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 04/03/2026"stop replaying old rejections. those people were wrong about you, and now you are wrong about yourself" 040
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 03/03/2026if my escapism tactics of 2025-2026 have taught me anything, it's that having something you save for the work day so you have something to look forward to each morning helps the mundane shit so much. 130
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 01/03/2026fuck, man. this one is hitting me so hard. life is so unfair sometimes. 250
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 24/02/2026have we as a society moved past the whole "wearing a band's merch to their own show is lame" thing yet or 150
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 11/02/2026listening to fantasy audiobooks while working is so funny sometimes because it'll just be describing the most gruesome death by magic or sword and i'm just nonchalantly writing an email like "hello, please see the attached PDF" 140
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 30/01/2026all these kids making jokes about 6-7 didn't grow up with the somber truth of "why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7-8-9" and it shows 😩😢 #neverforget #6-7truther 040
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 28/01/2026there are three things that tell me literally everything i need to know about a person: 1. how they treat service industry people 2. how they talk about their friends when they aren't around 3. how they treat animals (any/all—not just dogs) 070
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 23/01/2026someone in a group chat i'm in said "happy harry styles day to those who celebrate" nah, girl. i observe Poppy Released A Whole New Album Day today 010
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 13/01/2026this feels like a very loaded way to ask about my browser cookies 060
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 30/12/2025am i supposed to be able to read this???? am i not a human??and if i click the audio button it's like 5 overlapping voices of gibberish. what in the robot apocalypse hell is this 140
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 30/12/2025didn't do much of anything significant this year but at least 2025 was the year i finally taught myself how to do (very mid) dutch and fishtail braids now i'm caught up to 2010 190
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 22/12/2025bathrooms that don't have hooks is a hate crime against womxn 190
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 20/12/2025pros of getting my sleeve super close to being done in the winter: easy healing / protection from sun, etc cons: wearing cute long sleeved shirts/dresses/coats and covering it :( 250
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 19/12/2025internet provider outage in my whole area on a friday? 160
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 19/12/2025me morphing into a karen every time my apartment building finds a new way to pmo (and then charge me for it) 110
ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 18/12/2025how it feels to present something and get nothing but praise 070