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@tuningfish.bsky.social
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graphic designer | denver, co | she/her | ex-twt user | nsfw dni

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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i'm like if every biological and psychological paradox known to man was a girl 💁🏼‍♀️
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
no one punches the air harder than a man with throat coat tea in his backpack
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
one of my biggest icks is men using "Ladies," as an email salutation in the year of our lord 2026
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Cyndaquilism @cyndaquilism.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
brendon urie looks different here
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
*watches one youtube video on lash extensions*
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
hell hath no fury like a woman scorned (a tortilla chip stabbed the roof of her mouth)
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
my partner just asked me "what do you even do at a baby shower" and if that blissful ignorance isn't male privilege then idk what is
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
how it feels to send my little emails between reading breaking news updates today
memed photo of man mowing lawn with tornado behind him
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
one undercooked big mac is all we need
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Lysthepotato @lysthepotato.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
⭐️ ART 4 SALE ⭐️ I have one wittle doodle painting up on my KoFi, all info on painting is there! Thank you! #artforsale #art #doodle ko-fi.com/lysthepotato
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
haunted by the hunch that i'll feel this way forever
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
walking into a mattress store smelling like icyhot but trying not to look desperate
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
 scene from the television show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. - Top Section: A news headline that reads, "‘Visibly upset and struggling’: Acting ICE head hospitalized twice over stress, officials say." Below the main title, a sub-headline adds: "Several current and former officials blame intense pressure from the White House."

Bottom Section: A still from the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia featuring the characters Charlie Kelly and Ronald "Mac" McDonald. They are dressed in black suits and top hats, performing a mocking gesture by rubbing their eyes as if crying.

Overlay Text: Across the bottom of the image, white italicized text reads: "Did a nazi get stressed leading the gestapo?"
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 18/11/2025
You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️ But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold. So take care of yourself. Your soul is beautiful.
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I Should Not Have Worn A Hoodie Today And Now I'm Sweating: A Memoir
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
friday night activities and i am realizing i am such a 30-something 🫩
photo of my arm sticking out of the bathtub giving a peace sign screenshot of search results for "best pillow for HEDS"
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
i will be 80 years old and still taking pics of blossoms on walks at the beginning of spring like it's the first time i've ever seen them
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
If y'all don't listen to LANDMVRKS rn, no more forehead kisses!!! Everyone say thank you @tuningfish.bsky.social for the musical education 🥰
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
i get so many ads on instagram that are like "it's like duolingo but for _____" ....did we not learn our lesson with duolingo's retention rates? even they know it's bad:
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
don't know why it took me this long to put some metalcore from 2006 on my lifting playlist but i can't think of a better way to fuel my workouts than rekindling the angst i felt as a middle schooler
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
can we abolish daylight savings already
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
i need severance to be real but just for sleep so i can make my brain shut the fuck up for once
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
"stop replaying old rejections. those people were wrong about you, and now you are wrong about yourself"
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
EVERYONE TELL @lurre.bsky.social HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
if my escapism tactics of 2025-2026 have taught me anything, it's that having something you save for the work day so you have something to look forward to each morning helps the mundane shit so much.
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
fuck, man. this one is hitting me so hard. life is so unfair sometimes.
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
i would like to be a bodega cat in my next life
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
have we as a society moved past the whole "wearing a band's merch to their own show is lame" thing yet or
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
listening to fantasy audiobooks while working is so funny sometimes because it'll just be describing the most gruesome death by magic or sword and i'm just nonchalantly writing an email like "hello, please see the attached PDF"
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
we're so cooked lol (literally)
screenshot of weather app showing today's high is 26 degrees fahrenheit higher than the average high for a day in early february for denver
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I —
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
all these kids making jokes about 6-7 didn't grow up with the somber truth of "why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7-8-9" and it shows 😩😢 #neverforget #6-7truther
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
there are three things that tell me literally everything i need to know about a person: 1. how they treat service industry people 2. how they talk about their friends when they aren't around 3. how they treat animals (any/all—not just dogs)
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
someone in a group chat i'm in said "happy harry styles day to those who celebrate" nah, girl. i observe Poppy Released A Whole New Album Day today
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
godddd today has felt like an entire decade
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
tgif would make a beautiful name for a baby girl
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
this feels like a very loaded way to ask about my browser cookies
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
am i supposed to be able to read this???? am i not a human??and if i click the audio button it's like 5 overlapping voices of gibberish. what in the robot apocalypse hell is this
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
didn't do much of anything significant this year but at least 2025 was the year i finally taught myself how to do (very mid) dutch and fishtail braids now i'm caught up to 2010
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
this is the mondayest friday of my life
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
all i want for christmas is
screenshot from doordash of JUMBO crab cheese wontons
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
bathrooms that don't have hooks is a hate crime against womxn
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
one thing you need to know about me is
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
pros of getting my sleeve super close to being done in the winter: easy healing / protection from sun, etc cons: wearing cute long sleeved shirts/dresses/coats and covering it :(
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
i am on the correct side of istock today
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
internet provider outage in my whole area on a friday?
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
me morphing into a karen every time my apartment building finds a new way to pmo (and then charge me for it)
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ᵏᵃᵗᵉˡʸⁿ @tuningfish.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
how it feels to present something and get nothing but praise
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