kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026sending you so many many hugs and forehead kisses, warm blankets, hot tea and cocoa, comfort books, and the most comforting playlist you can imagine 🫂🫂🫂🫂 110
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026so like….how many people does 🧊 have m*rder before maga sees the light? i feel like i’m watching the downfall of this country on a daily basis at this point 120
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026truly! i know i’ve made a good/horrible joke when i get hit with a “KRISTEN” 😂😂 020
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED AND THEY TURNED IT DOWN. my hands are shaking from the “confrontation” 😅 030
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026these dudes hang out outside the hospitality house some nights, and every time, they BLAST their music. tonight, i went out and told them everybody in the house has cancer, and the kid whose window is closest to them just had chemo, and i asked if they would care to turn it down a little. 1/2 130
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026sometimes i forget that not everybody has a dark sense of humor (ie my mother), so it makes things really fun when i drop cancer/dying jokes 😅 110
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026was JUST about to ask if this post was about bad omens lmao 220
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 23/01/2026my mother in law is my “caregiver” while i’m staying here, and last night i was curled up in a ball because my tummy and back were really hurting before bed, and she came over and rubbed my shoulder and gave me a little smooch on the head and i just-excuse me a moment while i go cry 🥹 190
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 21/01/2026you should go again and take a stack of some *choice* people and see how you do lol 010
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 21/01/2026he really does have one of the most punchable faces. we have bill lee and marsha blackburn, so plenty of motivation there! 010
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 21/01/2026the fact that people keep voting for him is fucking wild to me. he’s a grade a pussy 🙄 120
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 20/01/2026sweet baby jesus i need vegan tacos with avocado and hot sauce STAT 030
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026just tried a vegan restaurant within walking distance of the hospitality house and my only complaint is that i can’t try everything at once oh my god why doesn’t knoxville give a shit about veganism 190
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 15/01/2026knees are such assholes!!! i’m convinced they weren’t built for human bodies 😤 010
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 15/01/2026oh good point! i’ve never used one before, i think largely because i was too lazy to purchase one 😂 000
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 14/01/2026if being weird and off putting while also eating lots of snacks was a profession, i’d be employee of the month for all eternity 210
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 14/01/2026i hope this is us on the 30th 🫶🏼media.tenor.comjerry from tom and jerry is holding a large piece of cheeseALT: jerry from tom and jerry is holding a large piece of cheese 110
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 14/01/2026fuck yesssssss! my lower back hurts tomorrow just watching this 010
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026oh hey y’all i’m a texas resident for like 4-6 weeks now 🙂 150
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026THERE’S A DOG IN THE SEAT NEXT TO ME I TAKE BACK ALL MY ANGER ABOUT KNOXVILLE MAKING ME MISS MY CONNECTING FLIGHT 0180
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026we sure didn’t! so now we get to hang out at the airport for five hours, waiting for the next flight 🙃 could be worse though i suppose. why is traveling to houston such a pain in the ass??? 110
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026if you know you have flights leaving at 6am, and you know that it’s only 25 degrees outside, and you know that EVERY plane will need to be de-iced, and you know the de-icing shit has to be heated to a certain temperature, WHY THE FUCK IS IT NOT READY TO GO. we’re gonna miss our connecting flight 😩 220
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 25/12/2025mother in law came in hot with the best wrapping paper this year 🤘🏼 080
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 22/12/2025i’ll bring books, true crime podcasts, coffee/tea, and blankies 🥺🫂 110
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 22/12/2025love it when someone is helping me with filling out a form and they ask if i’m married, then ask my husband’s name, and i get to respond with elizabeth. just use spouse, y’all 0110
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 18/12/2025it just kinda depends on what shade you’re starting with, really. you’ll probably end up with some orange tones since you’re starting at red tbh. BUT i’ve also had it remove the color so well that it almost went back to my natural color, so it can really be a crapshoot 😅 200
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 18/12/2025using a hair color remover works realllllllllly well, in my experience! it’ll make your hair a little dry, but not like bleach. just do a good conditioning treatment afterward (i usually just saturate my hair in conditioner, put it up in a bun, and sleep with it in). no need to buy anything special! 100
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 18/12/2025yes but only if you put an american flag decal across the entirety of the back window. oh and probably a “come and get em” sticker with guns on it. 110
