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@kstratt.bsky.social
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got dat tiddy cancer but the jokes are fun to make

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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
so like….how many people does 🧊 have m*rder before maga sees the light? i feel like i’m watching the downfall of this country on a daily basis at this point
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
these dudes hang out outside the hospitality house some nights, and every time, they BLAST their music. tonight, i went out and told them everybody in the house has cancer, and the kid whose window is closest to them just had chemo, and i asked if they would care to turn it down a little. 1/2
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
my mother in law is my “caregiver” while i’m staying here, and last night i was curled up in a ball because my tummy and back were really hurting before bed, and she came over and rubbed my shoulder and gave me a little smooch on the head and i just-excuse me a moment while i go cry 🥹
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
my wife loves me lmao
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
just tried a vegan restaurant within walking distance of the hospitality house and my only complaint is that i can’t try everything at once oh my god why doesn’t knoxville give a shit about veganism
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
oh hey y’all i’m a texas resident for like 4-6 weeks now 🙂
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
THERE’S A DOG IN THE SEAT NEXT TO ME I TAKE BACK ALL MY ANGER ABOUT KNOXVILLE MAKING ME MISS MY CONNECTING FLIGHT
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
if you know you have flights leaving at 6am, and you know that it’s only 25 degrees outside, and you know that EVERY plane will need to be de-iced, and you know the de-icing shit has to be heated to a certain temperature, WHY THE FUCK IS IT NOT READY TO GO. we’re gonna miss our connecting flight 😩
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
hehehehehehehehehehehehe
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
mother in law came in hot with the best wrapping paper this year 🤘🏼
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
love it when someone is helping me with filling out a form and they ask if i’m married, then ask my husband’s name, and i get to respond with elizabeth. just use spouse, y’all
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
we got this giant oaf’s dna results in and i’m cry-laughing that he has NO great dane but has 1% chihuahua. must be why he’s such a little bitch lmao (p.s. he’s largely a bunch of hound dogs)
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
man anemia is so weird. like what do you mean i’m winded and my legs are burning after going up and down three steps????
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
why do we continue to use “he or she,” when we have this awesome little gender all encompassing term like “they?” this is something that’s bothered me for a long time. “they” is is shorter. it’s more inclusive. yet we still use “he or she” in the year 2025?? rude thank you for coming to my ted talk
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
just saw someone say “i want a diet coke but i want it to be pink” and now i also want a pink diet coke can you imagine how cute???????
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
hehehehehehehehehehe
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
still feeling salty that my medical chart lists anorexia as one of my diagnoses, just because i’m currently underweight. like bruh i assure you it is not on purpose cancer has been mean to me these past seven months give me a breakkkkkk
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
already shared on ig but hey why not memorialize my spotify wrapped on good ole bluesky i guess. i’ll give y’all a moment to recover from the shock of my top artist
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
there are multiple crying/angry children on this flight and we haven’t even taken off yet. might be emergency ejecting myself shortly
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
it’s 39 degrees out and this lady just asked if they had any outside seating available. girl what
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
have y’all watched this yet? you should watch it. and if you already have, watch it again 😍😍😍😍 youtu.be/EGB3xoa7Cus?...
youtu.be
The Home Team - Live From Abbey Road Studios [Full Performance Featurette]
YouTube video by Thriller Records
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
when you’re feeling icky and your mom calls you so you cry because, you know, mom 🥲
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mari @yunjinvibes.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
im like if a twink was a girl
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
it feels like i’ve gotten nothing but bad news every time i’ve gone to the dr the past couple of months, but today, i had a good brain scan 🙌🏼
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
congrats to trump on being the first out(ed) lgbt president lmao 😌
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
did y’all know they make hello kitty pimple patches?!?!?!? day made
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
GET FUCKED KIM DAVIS 👏🏼 www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
nbcnews.com
Supreme Court rejects long-shot effort to overturn same-sex marriage ruling
The court turned away an appeal filed by Kim Davis, a former county clerk in Kentucky who was sued after refusing to issue a marriage license to a gay couple.
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
NYC THE CITY THAT YOU ARE
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
hi friends! if you wouldn’t mind sharing this, we would be eternally grateful. things have been pretty rough lately and will likely continue to be rough for at least the next few months
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
beth uses crispy r’s and it sends a shiver down my spine (derogatory)
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
what the fuck is up with people getting comfortable again saying r*tard?? 0/10 do not like
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
when you put your library on shuffle and you’re reminded that your music taste is *chefs kiss*
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character giving an ok sign with both hands
ALT: a cartoon character giving an ok sign with both hands
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
help 💀💀💀
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
jesus christ i hate this administration so goddamn much how the fuck are there this many horrible people in power i’m so tired of being filled with rage
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
chat they upped my chemo dose by 5% and i’m not being very brave about it 😭😷
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
sure does look like those feelings don’t care about our facts these days amiright? ‘merica 🥲
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Still backing or endorsing Israel & Netanyahu while it continues to commit mass murder, starvation and genocide, yes, it does make you complicit. You either support committing crimes against humanity or you don't. Your self declared political identities don't matter when your principles are corrupt.
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
today feels like a good day to reiterate: free palestine black lives matter lgbtqia+ rights are human rights abortion is healthcare science is real and vaccines save lives read banned books 🔫 violence is avoidable release the epstein files don’t mourn white supremacists be a good human
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
just saw a lady take a turn so wide that half her car went over the curb, and then i saw her bumper sticker said jesus take the wheel. girl maybe you should let him
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
just dnf’ed a book after like two chapters because the description of the guy eating grossed me out. ain’t nobody need all that mess my guy
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
There's nothing wrong with joking about a bad thing that happened to a bad person who explicitly stated he wants to live in a world where that *exact* bad thing happens to other people.
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
y’all i officially don’t work for planet fitness anymore. i started there almost ten years ago 😳
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
chemo was last friday and i’ve had a pounding headache since saturday will somebody please just lobotomize me
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
chat we are so back (derogatory)
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
love seeing fox news rant and rave about sex offenders doing blah blah blah, when they literally voted one into office. like….????
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
y’all my dad was in costa rica this past week and he brought back a bunch of rocks from the beach for me 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
so like….what if we all joined ice, got that signing bonus, and then just went around protecting anybody on their target list? idk dawg i feel like we should do it
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