kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026so like….how many people does 🧊 have m*rder before maga sees the light? i feel like i’m watching the downfall of this country on a daily basis at this point 120
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026these dudes hang out outside the hospitality house some nights, and every time, they BLAST their music. tonight, i went out and told them everybody in the house has cancer, and the kid whose window is closest to them just had chemo, and i asked if they would care to turn it down a little. 1/2 130
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 23/01/2026my mother in law is my “caregiver” while i’m staying here, and last night i was curled up in a ball because my tummy and back were really hurting before bed, and she came over and rubbed my shoulder and gave me a little smooch on the head and i just-excuse me a moment while i go cry 🥹 190
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026just tried a vegan restaurant within walking distance of the hospitality house and my only complaint is that i can’t try everything at once oh my god why doesn’t knoxville give a shit about veganism 190
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026oh hey y’all i’m a texas resident for like 4-6 weeks now 🙂 150
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026THERE’S A DOG IN THE SEAT NEXT TO ME I TAKE BACK ALL MY ANGER ABOUT KNOXVILLE MAKING ME MISS MY CONNECTING FLIGHT 0180
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026if you know you have flights leaving at 6am, and you know that it’s only 25 degrees outside, and you know that EVERY plane will need to be de-iced, and you know the de-icing shit has to be heated to a certain temperature, WHY THE FUCK IS IT NOT READY TO GO. we’re gonna miss our connecting flight 😩 220
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 25/12/2025mother in law came in hot with the best wrapping paper this year 🤘🏼 080
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 22/12/2025love it when someone is helping me with filling out a form and they ask if i’m married, then ask my husband’s name, and i get to respond with elizabeth. just use spouse, y’all 0110
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 17/12/2025we got this giant oaf’s dna results in and i’m cry-laughing that he has NO great dane but has 1% chihuahua. must be why he’s such a little bitch lmao (p.s. he’s largely a bunch of hound dogs) 280
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 13/12/2025man anemia is so weird. like what do you mean i’m winded and my legs are burning after going up and down three steps???? 000
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 11/12/2025why do we continue to use “he or she,” when we have this awesome little gender all encompassing term like “they?” this is something that’s bothered me for a long time. “they” is is shorter. it’s more inclusive. yet we still use “he or she” in the year 2025?? rude thank you for coming to my ted talk 230
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 08/12/2025just saw someone say “i want a diet coke but i want it to be pink” and now i also want a pink diet coke can you imagine how cute??????? 040
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 07/12/2025still feeling salty that my medical chart lists anorexia as one of my diagnoses, just because i’m currently underweight. like bruh i assure you it is not on purpose cancer has been mean to me these past seven months give me a breakkkkkk 110
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 06/12/2025already shared on ig but hey why not memorialize my spotify wrapped on good ole bluesky i guess. i’ll give y’all a moment to recover from the shock of my top artist 230
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 06/12/2025there are multiple crying/angry children on this flight and we haven’t even taken off yet. might be emergency ejecting myself shortly 240
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 01/12/2025it’s 39 degrees out and this lady just asked if they had any outside seating available. girl what 040
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 22/11/2025have y’all watched this yet? you should watch it. and if you already have, watch it again 😍😍😍😍 youtu.be/EGB3xoa7Cus?...youtu.beThe Home Team - Live From Abbey Road Studios [Full Performance Featurette]YouTube video by Thriller Records 010
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 20/11/2025when you’re feeling icky and your mom calls you so you cry because, you know, mom 🥲 100
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 17/11/2025it feels like i’ve gotten nothing but bad news every time i’ve gone to the dr the past couple of months, but today, i had a good brain scan 🙌🏼 6130
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 15/11/2025congrats to trump on being the first out(ed) lgbt president lmao 😌 120
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 14/11/2025did y’all know they make hello kitty pimple patches?!?!?!? day made 020
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 10/11/2025GET FUCKED KIM DAVIS 👏🏼 www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...nbcnews.comSupreme Court rejects long-shot effort to overturn same-sex marriage rulingThe court turned away an appeal filed by Kim Davis, a former county clerk in Kentucky who was sued after refusing to issue a marriage license to a gay couple. 020
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 01/11/2025hi friends! if you wouldn’t mind sharing this, we would be eternally grateful. things have been pretty rough lately and will likely continue to be rough for at least the next few months 394
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 23/10/2025beth uses crispy r’s and it sends a shiver down my spine (derogatory) 000
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025what the fuck is up with people getting comfortable again saying r*tard?? 0/10 do not like 030
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 11/10/2025when you put your library on shuffle and you’re reminded that your music taste is *chefs kiss*media.tenor.coma cartoon character giving an ok sign with both handsALT: a cartoon character giving an ok sign with both hands 040
Reposted by kristenGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 08/10/2025We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along. 412374487
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 07/10/2025jesus christ i hate this administration so goddamn much how the fuck are there this many horrible people in power i’m so tired of being filled with rage 130
Reposted by kristenBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2025history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no. 127143173334
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 30/09/2025chat they upped my chemo dose by 5% and i’m not being very brave about it 😭😷 730
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 26/09/2025sure does look like those feelings don’t care about our facts these days amiright? ‘merica 🥲 010
Reposted by kristenAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Still backing or endorsing Israel & Netanyahu while it continues to commit mass murder, starvation and genocide, yes, it does make you complicit. You either support committing crimes against humanity or you don't. Your self declared political identities don't matter when your principles are corrupt. 24903240
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 14/09/2025today feels like a good day to reiterate: free palestine black lives matter lgbtqia+ rights are human rights abortion is healthcare science is real and vaccines save lives read banned books 🔫 violence is avoidable release the epstein files don’t mourn white supremacists be a good human 2123
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 13/09/2025just saw a lady take a turn so wide that half her car went over the curb, and then i saw her bumper sticker said jesus take the wheel. girl maybe you should let him 080
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 12/09/2025just dnf’ed a book after like two chapters because the description of the guy eating grossed me out. ain’t nobody need all that mess my guy 130
Reposted by kristenMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 10/09/2025There's nothing wrong with joking about a bad thing that happened to a bad person who explicitly stated he wants to live in a world where that *exact* bad thing happens to other people. 231459294
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 05/09/2025y’all i officially don’t work for planet fitness anymore. i started there almost ten years ago 😳 180
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 22/08/2025chemo was last friday and i’ve had a pounding headache since saturday will somebody please just lobotomize me 360
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 12/08/2025love seeing fox news rant and rave about sex offenders doing blah blah blah, when they literally voted one into office. like….???? 040
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 08/08/2025y’all my dad was in costa rica this past week and he brought back a bunch of rocks from the beach for me 🥹🥹🥹🥹 360
kristen @kstratt.bsky.social · 08/08/2025so like….what if we all joined ice, got that signing bonus, and then just went around protecting anybody on their target list? idk dawg i feel like we should do it 470