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Dr Kris Sargent @ksargent.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I suppose he could try the "Yeah, my daughter married an asshole; she never did listen to me" approach. But if he really does broadcast from Mike's house, that's not going to go far...

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Dr Kris Sargent @ksargent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Why does it feel like we're going to learn that the administrator of ecourtcrecords is... Michael Tracey?

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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Dr Kris Sargent @ksargent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"People are calling me a goatfucker, saying I've fucked 5 goats. Well, I'll tell you, it was only 3 goats." *smug smile* *waiting for approving remarks*

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“Republicans are the cause of your problems not the solution” is a winning message every election but they’re bringing literal receipts now

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

THIS 👇 HERE.......

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🎃 Zack o' Lantern 🎃 @zackdavisson.com · 25/09/2026

If you're hiring manager cares about what beverage you brought to the interview more than your qualifications, then the hiring manager is fucking idiot. Why does management always suck so much?

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Dr Kris Sargent @ksargent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"If we lose the midterms it's because John Thune let too many Americans vote" is pretty damned desperate. Pathetic losers all the way down.

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Dr Kris Sargent @ksargent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

When you make a militia of incels, this does seem the obvious move.

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Paul Blinkhorn @paulblinkhorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You can't blame Ed Sheeran for caving in to American stadium owners I suppose. I mean, take these guys in the 60s, they refused to play to racially-segregated audiences in stadiums in the southern states of the USA and who remembers them now?

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The Beatles banned segregated audiences, contract shows

The Beatles refused to play to segregated audiences in the US, a contract for one of the group's concerts shows.

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Regime change! OK, no regime change. Unconditional surrender! OK, no surrender. Nuclear deal! OK, no nuclear deal. But we control Hormuz! OK, we don’t control Hormuz. But we’re squeezing them economically into concessions! OK, no concessions. But maybe a future president can get something, IDK.

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Dr Kris Sargent @ksargent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Comas are famously quite private.

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Dr Kris Sargent @ksargent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

That's because he's not talking about foodborne illness. He's invented his own category of "food-induced" illness, which as near as I can tell, involves any death from anything he can't understand. Which is a wide and flowing river, unfortunately.

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Dr Kris Sargent @ksargent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Isn't there a Jake Gyllenhaal movie about this very issue? Just so disgusting from this administration.

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Dr Kris Sargent @ksargent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I gave up on him for good when he was on The Bulwark podcast and when asked about what we might do about the Palestine problem, his response was "All I can think of is to wipe them out and start over." If that's your only idea, sir, then I need none further from you.

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Dr Kris Sargent @ksargent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

As I'm sure he does, albeit in some incredibly weird and disturbing way.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Same, son

little league kid says dream job is retirement

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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I think this gets to the heart of liberal-left complaints about the press. Political reporters think we're criticizing them for not being on "our" side. We're not. We're criticizing them for not being on journalism's side. Unplug from the DC celebrity access system and do honest independent work.

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Dr Kris Sargent @ksargent.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Clearly we meant to build a machine that does art and leisure for us just so that we can work more...

Image with "Jetsons" father character vacuuming while their robot is painting

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Dr Kris Sargent @ksargent.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

That is so long gone that folks have moved to "because that person is an expert, we don't trust them". The US is so hopelessly screwed. At this point we're just hoping to keep it contained there.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

“going to buy milk brb”

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

So many sneering elitist journalists with snarky posts over the past months that the Reflecting Pool story was trivial. It was so trivial that the DC US Attny presented false evidence to a grand jury to indict an innocent man to please the President while they both lied about it.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

We actually had the 16th highest mortality rate in the world and it largely resulted from the ignorant asshats who were *resisting* the common sense protection measures Fauci was promoting like masking and distancing. What a colossal asshole.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I admire our government's new commitment to honesty.

A real tweet from the Department of Defense that says "It's not an option" above a meme that just says WINNING.

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

The thing about a lot of these Washpost Opinion writers is that they aren’t just flaccid thinkers or mediocre writers, but they can also be really terrible human beings

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Oh, so the suspect was a white guy then.

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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

shout out to The Strand bookstore staffer who did this

sign that says STAFF PICK:
The Ill-Fitting Skin by Shannon Robinson
Please turn to page 108, because I need to tell you something.

page 108 says:

HE'S GOT A KNIFE, AND HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
PUT THIS DOWN AND RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!
GO THIS WAY. →

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Dr Kris Sargent @ksargent.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The last remaining CDC employee, an intern who didn't get the memo, updates the entire CDC advice website to just read: WTF. YOLO. GG.

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Dr Kris Sargent @ksargent.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Damned few TV shows that could make you cry, shake on the edge of your seat in near-panic, and laugh until it hurts. Sometimes in the same episode. If "art" is the act of making something that causes someone else to feel emotions, then M*A*S*H was the very truest art.

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Dr Kris Sargent @ksargent.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

As an acknowledged expert on this subject, I would like to ask your opinion on the option of butter below the peanut butter. i.e. bread surface -> butter -> PB -> J. Somehow this has always been my learned approach to maximum Dopamine Per Sandwich (DPS). But I've similarly been told it's weird.

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Dr Kris Sargent @ksargent.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

She was a bartender. She can spot a creep in an instant.

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Tony Lastname @rivernewstc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

😎🌵🪴 a long read, but worth the time

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

it's crazy when you see a photo for the first time and recognize it's gonna be used as a shorthand for the era you're living in right now by historians in 100 years

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Dr Kris Sargent @ksargent.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

There are cartoons this morning depicting these as tighty-whitey undies (what the Brits would call "Y-fronts") on these guys faces, and now I can't unsee it.

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Dr Kris Sargent @ksargent.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Paul: "I'm a legendary silversmith, Nathaniel. Where are the ladies flocking to you for your cabbages, Nate?"

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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/07/2026

People made fun of Jessica Simpson for YEARS for stuff that was less dumb than this

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Dr Kris Sargent @ksargent.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Reading Les Mis: "Maybe this could just be a musical..."

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Dr Kris Sargent @ksargent.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Foster Wallace would move on to footnotes because he so thoroughly Couldn't Shut Up. So...yeah.

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