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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is a memorial post. Times are tough right now and I'm listing stuff on eBay that I wouldn't normally be selling. This is the Wizard of Oz extended movie soundtrack. Besides the obvious reasons, I got it because the cover looks like Pink Floyd's The Wall in bright yellow.
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I used to think I was a wuss for being afraid to ride roller coasters, but Six Flags has consistently proved my concerns are valid.
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I believe the bowl is one of the most unpleasant ways to experience a meal. How much more work would it be to put those same portions on a plate?
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A lot of what’s happening doesn’t seem to be spreading anymore by mainstream media. A tree that stood for an estimated 150–250 years was destroyed today to make way for Trump’s border wall.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
25 years ago today, September 25, 2001, “The Simpsons: The Complete First Season” was released on DVD in Region 1 US. It became the best-selling television DVD in history, but it was eventually overtaken by Chappelle’s Show Season 1.
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anthropic knows the Claude logo is Kurt Vonnegut's drawing of an asshole, right? I'm getting real Greendale Community College flag vibes right now. (I know this isn't new, it's just the first time I've been asked to use AI and witnessed it myself.)
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This whole anti-trans movement was just an excuse to free up all the hormones for the army to use. thehill.com/homenews/hou...
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House Democrat: Hegseth testosterone screenings indicative of ‘homoeroticism’
Rep. Becca Balint (D-Vt.) on Thursday said Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s testosterone screening requirement for U.S. service members is indicative of “homoeroticism.” Hegseth a…
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Reversioning is an interesting word.
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
@angbisho.bsky.social I bought it!
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I still love Converse All-Stars aesthetically, but as a 47 year old, wearing them feels like I'm walking around in uncomfortable socks all day. Also, those two little riveted holes on the side do nothing for ventilation. My feet are always damp when I take off my shoes.
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I got my figurine from @spacepupsilver.com today! Did you know they're the same scale as Playmates Star Trek action figures? Uh oh! Something went wrong on the away team mission.
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I found an AM news radio station and now my car feels like a time machine. The lo-fi mono sound just feels like it's from another time even while they're talking about current events.
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I'm sucked into the Classic Tetris Works Championship again. I can't afford to be there in person this year, but it's still fun to watch online.
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
When someone says Spider-Man which one pops into your head? This is my Spider-Man
Japanese Spider-Man tied to a cross in a field
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I can't help but delight in Chappelle being upset that his hate speech has garnered him new Republican fans.
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Lately, I've been rewatching garbage and falling asleep to old Muppet movies.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
29 years ago today, Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and Ralph Wiggum saw one of the babies and the baby looked at Ralph. #TheSimpsons episode “Grade School Confidential” first aired April 6, 1997.
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Rosanna Arquette is entitled to her opinion. She's clearly given it some thought over the past 30 years. Quentin's had plenty of time to come up with a much better excuse than, "I say it because I feel like it."
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 17/02/2026
It is 1996. The American president was born in 1946. It is 2006. The American president was born in 1946. It is 2016. The American president was born in 1946. It is 2026. The American president was born in 1946.
Dr. Manhattan sits alone on a vast empty pink Martian plain
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/02/2026
The man who told reporters it’s time to move on from the Epstein files won’t shut up about the 2020 election.
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Just heard "Step by Step" by NKOTB playing in Walgreens. It's easy to forget just how crappy that song is.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Y'all do realize ICE "backing down" means they're just gonna stick to terrorizin' minorities, right?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/01/2026
the reason DHS officers wear masks is because it allows them to commit crimes with impunity. there is literally no legitimate reason for it.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
An image I’ll never forget.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 02,1947
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY IS SLIDING BACKWARDS DOWN THE STAIR BANISTER, HER AUNT FRITZI IS VERY UPSET BY NANCY SLIDING DOWN THE BANISTER 

FRITZI: NANCY - - - GO RIGHT BACK UP AND COME DOWN
LIKE A LADY

P2-NANCY GOES UP THE STAIRS 

P3- NANCY SLIDES DOWN THE BANISTER, THIS TIME SHE IS SITTING SIDEWAYS , ONE HAND ON HER HIP, THE OTHER HAND BEHIND HER HEAD, SHE DESCENDS DOWN DOWN THE BANISTER WITH AN AIR OF COOLNESS.
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Can I still apologize on behalf of white people?
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The science behind gender-affirming care has been endorsed by every major medical organization. This isn't about science or medicine. It's about the discomfort many non-trans people feel over the *existence* of trans people.
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Don't assume being tragically stabbed to death will prevent President Trump from getting in one last jab.
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
WTF?
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I hate Daylight Saving Time! Make it permanent or do away with it entirely. I don't care how you fix it. Just do it!
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
AI is making my Scream head canon real.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Let them eat ballroom
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
If the National Guard is really in D.C. to protect federal property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Finding a NKOTB record on sale made me realize I would've actually paid $17 for Hangin' Tough, but not for Step By Step.
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I was charged $9.87 for a 6" turkey sandwich at Subway today. I don't want to sound like a bitter old man, but this is a far cry from the days of $5 footlongs.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/09/2025
The near daily barrage of deadly mass shootings in America feels like low level warfare against normal citizens who just want to live in peace. And because people keep electing Republicans who won’t do anything about it there’s no solution in sight.
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
That's the most off-model fox I've ever seen!
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New Beverly Cinema @newbeverly.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The New Beverly Cartoon Club presents a Disney favorite in I.B. Technicolor 35mm! ROBIN HOOD (1973) screens this Saturday, September 13th, at 10:00am. Tickets: buff.ly/XMP7Kmb
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I'm going to see Robin Hood at Quentin's theater. I've never seen it on a big screen.
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Jury duty tomorrow morning. Yay!
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Sometimes I wake up with the theme song to Picture Pages in my head and it just makes me mad at Cosby all over again.
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I started a new job this week. Yesterday I showed up at 10 to get my laptop, went to lunch with the team, then we all left at 1:30. This morning, I logged into a meeting at 9. When I asked what I should do today, my boss told me to relax until my training tomorrow morning. Pretty kush so far.
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I had an interview this afternoon at 1:30. At 2:49, I got a new email asking about my availability for a second interview. I now have very high hopes. 🤞
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/07/2025
The fact we have secret police whisking people off the streets doesn’t get enough attention. It ain’t normal and we’re further down the road to authoritarianism than you think.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I was told China would be paying this!
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Krypto-Bizarro @krypto-bizarro.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Finding and listening to Portishead Dummy was the best decision I made today. It's improved my mood far more than I anticipated.
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Kate 🍄 @kateammann.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Happy International Asexuality Day!!!🖤🩶🤍💜
Digital illustration of a crow holding an asexual pride flag in its beak.
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