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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Goodness me the CHAOS already 😭 Richard out-linda’ing Linda was not on my bingo card 😂 #CelebrityTraitors

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Bluesky: locktober Bluesky: jocktober Bluesky: unflattering nude Bluesky: actual hole Bluesky: porn Me:

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I know she’s defrosting but I don’t want to hear a PEEP out of Christmas until the end of the month. This is our season. The best season. The abysmal jingle bells can wait.

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Friday The13th Pumpkin Head Dance in Cemetery

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m only just starting tonight’s #bbuk but this is hell what are we supposed to do

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Of the many shows in the many venues over the years, nothing beats the Bridgewater Hall for sound. I know it’s purpose-built, but my god it’s something else.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Disgusting cunt sneezing in my face on the tram. We need a pandemic that takes out all of the unhygienic germ spreaders in this fucking city it’s revolting. Just die and leave the rest of us alone.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

FINALLY. However, unless there’s individual accountability, severe prison sentences, for the lies the individuals told which caused the Grenfell disaster, I won’t be happy. Corporate manslaughter isn’t enough.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Somebody in wardrobe screamed ALLY when they put Will Best in a tiny vest and leather trousers 😮‍💨 #Strictly

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

People who hate Taylor Swift LOVE screaming about how much they hate Taylor Swift.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fire the boomer at official charts immediately

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The Beats 360 not having wired USB-C playback is such a miss.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God I miss actually sleeping every night 😴

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It’s time to send Chelsey packing to all those brand deals she won’t be getting 😭 #bbuk

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The 500 “who wants to buy a homobloc ticket” posts an hour. Me:

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Mariah charging £200+ for anything other than nosebleeds for that Christmas show. I was willing to front £100 on the basis that she has absolutely zero energy and doesn't even move anymore, just because it's her. She can choke at those prices.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

And it’s officially the best season of the year. #Autumn 🍁🍂

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I love Nigella because she talks like she’s had 3 bottles of Prosecco and dropped a pill the man in the alley said would blow her mind. #GBBO

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Taylor Swift launching a new era on Friday.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sabrina and her little solo tour press release ruining Mis-Teeq at Hoopla is going to be my villain origin story. Hope she flops.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Oh I actually forgot Harry existed until then and tbh I was happier for it. #bbuk

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Bpk Stan Twitter

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Tbf I pulled the same face when I heard Jedward were going in the annoying fucks #bbuk

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Pretending to be shocked that half the carriage on this train is ill people snotting everywhere. I hate nothing more in this world than people.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ed Shee*ran being the most mundane middle-age white man to ever exist has naturally done several speeches to position himself as the biggest victim in his own nonsense.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m like 3 weeks past a cold and still horribly congested. I haven’t slept more than 4 hours of broken sleep in weeks because of it and I’m at complete exhaustion heading into another busy weekend. I am losing my mind I need to rest 😭

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Moomin: Too Tired to Get Out of Bed

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I do feel bad for Millie despite her being the right person to go home because she cancelled gastric band surgery to go in, got called fat, and then got evicted after 5 days 😭 #bbuk

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The algorithm on the other app is swinging violently between boys kissing and 9/11 conspiracy videos when actually I just want the funny bbuk posts.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Nah I thought he was gonna piss me off so much but he’s actually so funny #bbuk

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Huge news for the most insufferable people in your life.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m actually buzzing for this. World War Z is one of my favourites.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The last good thing Troye Sivan released was Blue Neighbourhood and that's that on that.

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Searching

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I gave #RPDRUK a go but what the fuck is snatch me out and what happened to the original format? And the Helena Bonham Carter is just offensively bad. Tbh all 5 of this group are wtf is happening

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This week’s New Music Friday is insane. Bae Miller Beabadoobee Carly Rae Jepson Lizzie McAlpine Miley MNEK Orville Peck Tove Lo And that’s just the albums!!

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Saw this sign and thought of you.. all x

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Someone needs to sit Rochelle down and tell her that every thought she has doesn’t need to be said out loud 😩 why would you even say that ffs #bbuk

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The Orville Peck signed vinyl rollout is going really well 🙃😂 signed turned out to be an art card that is late to all record stores and the exclusive tan edition doesn’t exist and we’re getting the same white one as everywhere else. I collect limited editions hun I don’t care for general releases 🚮

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Man Angrily Throws Trash

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m scared that my expectations are getting so high for this movie that I’ve already ruined it 😂

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm legit more excited to see Lil Kim than Pussycat Dolls on this tour 😂 The Jump Off, Lighters Up, Magic Stick, How Many Licks, Lady Marmalade! The taste of it all

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Lil Kim Dance

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Imagine I preordered the Charli XCX album with the promise of presale access for the UK tour. She then ditched that and made everybody sign up for open presale. I did that and still didn’t get a presale code 😂😂😂 the UK fans have been treated so abysmally this era.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Slow Horses is back today. The best drama on TV in years. The finale of Season 5 I was having palpitations watching it on the plane 😂

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Gary Oldman in Slow Horses: I Don't Like You

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Fuck off with American preaching shit we are not interested. Go phone a televangelist instead of going on #bbuk

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Lukas Graham, Finneas, and his actual band have all pulled out of the tour 😭😂 gonna be a lonely road trip that one Ed.

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Sam T @theevilsamt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Omar subscribes to Andrew Tate 100% the absolute pleb. #bbuk

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