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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 7h
As the midterms loom, people are asking what Trump has actually delivered, apart from a ballroom? Crisis crisis crisis, from Iran, to healthcare, cost of living, immigration
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 8h
America, Donald Trump's answer to your cost of living crisis, is to build a fucking ballroom that none of you will ever go inside. Fuck him
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 8h
The classy, dramatic backdrop only serves to emphasise Milkboy Rubio's complete lack of these qualities. Dont use the cradle of civilization to peddle your half-baked neo-fascist ideology
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21h
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Tree nearly as old as US torn down to expand Mexico border wall
A 200-year-old cottonwood tree has been cut down to make way for a 44-km US-Mexico double border wall despite protests.
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kemi Badenoch: We would lose a snap election -no shit Sherlock. Still, its refreshing to hear her speaking honestly for a change
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Christopher Saunders: Former Australian bishop jailed for sexually abusing young men
The former Bishop of Broome is one of the most senior Catholic clerics in the world to face sex abuse charges.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't worry. We will remember.
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Politico @politico.com · 06/10/2026
Trump approves firing squad execution for Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan politi.co/4dH1nj1
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Trump approves firing squad execution for Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan politi.co/4dH1nj1
Trump approves firing squad execution for Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan politi.co/4dH1nj1
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Venezuela's Cardon Oil refinery, the country's second largest at 310,000 barrels per day, just unexpectedly exploded and caught fire, forcing a full shutdown. The fire started at a gas line connecting the refinery's diesel hydrotreater and halted the whole plant, including the boilers. #ETTD
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Here’s a tip: Always bet that he did the thing.” www.commondreams.org/news/talaric...
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'ScanDuel!' Latest Talarico Ad Targets Paxton's History of Outrageous Scandals | Common Dreams
New attack ad by Texas Democratic US Senate candidate James Talarico targets scandalous history of Republican rival Ken Paxton.
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
www.bbc.com/news/article... Dear God, its like living inside an episode of Black Mirror
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White House defends Trump comment to let Iran 'take out' LA and San Diego
Gavin Newsom called the remarks "deranged", but the White House said Trump was warning of the risk of a nuclear Iran.
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Pirateking Blues Jazz Rock Radio @pkradio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Lion Hunter Music @lionhuntermusic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This should have been the end of it... But the 77 million Americans who voted for him, and the 89 million Americans who didn't even bother to vote, are all okay with Rapists. America = Pro-Rape. America = Pro-Pedophilia. America = A Broken Nation.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stan says the US bomber withdrawal from UK was routine, while Ollie says it was in response to a specific threat. Whatever the actual truth, these two are comedy gold!
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An historically low approval rating of 32% doesn't seem to bother the elderly Trump. "I'm doing just great", he ranted.
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Nothing to declare guv" says Nigel after another mysterious meeting with shady foreign aupporters
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SpaceX jas just concluded its latest experiment into what happens when you ignite a fucking shit load of fuel....
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Malpractice usually relate to a doctor's errors that lead to injury or death of an individual in their care. So what can we call it when a doctor's errors keep the patient alive, as in the botched execution of #ChristaPike?
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
www.msn.com/en-us/news/o... -how about harnessing AI to blend his fucking makeup
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LibsLikeMe @danihere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did he figure out how to impregnate himself and nurse his offspring?
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not a big fan of political dramas but I was just recommended two...
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder which is worse for Trump: A. The Iran mess he's created B. Or the fact that nobody gives a fuck?
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone who only disputes election results when they lose, needs to eat a shit sandwich
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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Ham Roids 🎃 @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Any pastor that does a bunch of sermons on submitting to a husband or keeping them "happy" is a sexual predator, 10 times out of 10
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
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DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
White racists in Britain applied the logic that "We were here first and we don't want outsiders". But when they colonised places like America, Africa and Australia they obviously had to apply another logic to justify their behaviour. So it became "defending Christian values" , "fighting barbarism"
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Doug O'Loughlin - Comic Cave PDX @comiccavepdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wow, this is amazing. I've tried to kinda not complain about our current mayor too much but seeing what's possible in Seattle, Denver, NYC makes it obvious.
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Blue Dot in Red State @bluedotin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now you're talking. Charge away, but lacking the Two Houses with lack of numbers less than needed to block a veto, it will not likely have to wait until 2029...if he iives that long.
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
America's serial policy missteps since the 1950s have led to the current situation vis-à-vis Iran in 2026. Its an elementary exercise in joining dots together
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hegseth said that US operations in Iran were "the most complex and precise in history". So can we take it that the Minab school massacre was deliberate? Or was Hegseth exaggerating American military prowess?
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How come (android) chrome always works come hell or high water, yet other browsers keep getting these odd glitches that force you back to chrome. Strange
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Banning most news agencies from accompanying Trump on his travels frees up shitloads of space on air force one. How about using the space for a funky playboy jacuzzi? or in view of his advanced age, a softplay area?
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump's all about throwing together national monuments, so how about a giant crucified Lady Liberty or Lady Justice?
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WutTheWut😵‍💫 RBroeck🗳️💙 @wutthewut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
PO1135809 is a lame fuck president. Oh, and also a traitor.
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump will appoint an "AI tsar" to ostensibly oversee the sector. In reality, he or she will eliminate the last moth-eaten vestiges of federal regulation.
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump banned various news outlets from entering the WH because they were "spreading fake news" . Turns out HE is the biggest source of fake news on the planet en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_o...
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False or misleading statements by Donald Trump (second term) - Wikipedia
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.bbc.com/news/videos/...
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Is the Kennedy Center losing 'hundreds of millions of dollars'?
Records in 2024 show the venue had a surplus of millions of dollars once contributions and grants had been factored in.
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m4a1960.bsky.social @m4a1960.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He cant prove hes not a professional multi criminal, pedo !
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
-The #Middle-East is descending into hell -#Ukraine is marking five years at war -Unregulated #AI poses a threat to humanity Meantime, #Dozy-Donald is asleep at the wheel
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.bbc.com/news/article... Come on Donald, surely you can provide one single example of fake news to justify your ban
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Trump says he is banning CNN, Politico and MS NOW from White House
The US president has had a tense and fiery relationship with the US media throughout his political career.
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don't panic folks, Trump says the Iranians are begging to make a deal -and he knows what he's talking about, right?
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Paul @endthecaste.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Blue States are the donor States for federal taxes, and Red States ride our wave as TAKER States THAT is the damn truth!
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just imagine if Obama had 1% of the question marks that Trump has hanging over him. He'd never have gotten anywhere near the WH
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Supreme Court blocks Trump's plan to restrict mail-in ballots
The Trump administration had asked the court to lift a federal judge's temporary block on new rules for mail-in ballots.
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#USmilitary failure, #gas at five bucks+ a gallon, #Iranian hardliners in the ascendancy, #Israel calling the shots, toll booths on the high seas......... I'm trying hard to see how this is somehow better than the #Obama deal........ Nah, I'm not getting it!
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The New American Gothic, by Criselda Vasquez
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