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Hawkeye8 @hawkeye8.bsky.social · 12h
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 18h
She's a lawyer like I'm an airline pilot
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Aw shucks, no music collection is complete without this
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This fucker will push things as far as we let him. The same goes for challenging election results.
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KatOtis! @kat-otis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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KatOtis! @kat-otis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This right here 👇
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Trumps Ukraine ceasefire: Donald just learnt the difference between participant and spectator, as Ukraine and Russia continue to smash each others infrastructure . Top tip: ask the belligerents beforehand if they are on board with a ceasefire before you announce it
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A sacrifice is only meaningful when its something people will miss
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Kathy Lynn, Fine Artist 📎 @kathjohnsonart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🗳️💙🗳️💙🗳️💙🗳️💙🗳️💙🗳️
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Trump announces Ukraine ceasefire out of his rear end - which both sides promptly ignore
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If an elephant can fly.....
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
His transgender lover will pass a cyanide capsule to him in a final kiss
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He has a lifestyle that's rather cushy, notwithstanding his infested tushy
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Could this ugliness trigger an epiphany for Vancy's wife?
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Our Jackass in Chief blamed Zelenski for global fuel prices. Maybe he truly believes his war with Iran doesn't enter the equation 🤣🤣🤣
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Chin Diesel shows us yet again, who his Daddy is. Welcoming back #Russian #fuel wont make much difference at the pump, but #Ukrainians will certainly feel the difference in missiles and drones headed their way
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No ID, no accountability, no training and tight daily quotas. What could possibly go wrong?
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
-Only someone in his admin with a pair of balls. So I think he's quite safe
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Sriijun @sriijun.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Who is going to stop him? He does illegal and unconstitutional things on a daily basis 🤬
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah, a hemorhoid removal/lobotomy combo
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kushner FFS. Haven't the Ukrainians suffered enough?
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Plunging down the rabbit hole for two years and still no sign of the bottom
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The real Heg is just another kind of parody
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#Trump #Vance #Liberty
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Liberal Warrior 🏳️‍🌈👬🌊💙🌊👭🏳️‍🌈 @liberalwarrior.eu · 10/10/2026
This is yet another reason for us to turn out and show up at the ballot box, lest we slip back into a dark‑age mentality. 😤😒😔 #Blues
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Charlie's Anals
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
To be fair, if they just rage, they leave themselves open to the comment, "God you're sexy when you're angry"
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Devil looks after his own
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why didnt the black car box the subject in before the agents approached?
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yup, and still have your yachts, dozen residences, entourages and carpools. But the cup of life tastes sweeter when you've squeezed the last drop of live force out of the 9 to 5 wage slave
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Anything not related to Trump Inc is a distraction. But its a distraction that needs curating. Day by day, Trump cares less and less about this golden rule
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For once I agree with this uberasswipe
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Union Thug™️ @theunionthug.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And all the immigrants and brown people ICE has executed.
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nice kevlar hair unit
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not even a gimmick. Plain factual doc
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Perfect campaign ad for the upcoming Midterms. 👌
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What a fucking legacy for this monster, and his dynasty
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WilliamHaugh @williamhaugh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Starving Alien Creature Close-Up
ALT: Starving Alien Creature Close-Up
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump's pussy?
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is just about the most dignified he's ever looked
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh well, maybe next year......
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You’d have to be a special kind of stupid to bomb a school full of children and still expect to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Or cognitive impairment, as the lopsided expression could indicate
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jimmy Stewart and his Father outside the family hardware store in Indiana, PA — shortly after returning from fighting in WW2 (1945).
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Christopher 🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇩 @kris-tofer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There's more dignity in stealing it than queueing in a soupline
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