Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 47150214920
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026End Of Man’s Usefulness To Society Celebrated With Sheet Cake 321966164
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.D@macro_action @birdzandbees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I see you baby! Love the spikes on the bum of this Wool Carder bee which it uses as well as spikes on the side to chase off other insects that come in to its territory. Nikon Z9 Sigma 150mm macro SS1/1600 F8 ISO3200 #macro #insects #bee #woolcarderbee #insectinflight 120721
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026TEXAS — @jamestalarico.bsky.social : “Why do we have a trillionaire when veterans are sleeping on the streets? The reason poverty exists is not because we can’t feed the poor, it’s because we can’t satisfy the rich.” (From @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social ) 12982572627
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DThe English Oak Project @thekentacorn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Now that’s just showing off 🙄 9100490
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Bagheera grooming his caracal friend who were raised together from a young age. link.me/maxstrong IG: @ maxstrong www.instagram.com/maxstrong?st... 832743419
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 06/10/2026A 911 call from Salem, Oregon, describes a disturbing encounter in which a woman was screaming that she was a U.S. citizen as ICE goons broke her vehicle window and forcibly pulled her out. According to reporting on the call, the woman suffered a concussion, torn rotator cuff and bruised ribs. 17129781916
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DThe Big Picture @readthebigpicture.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The algorithm doesn't want you calm, informed, or connected. It wants you angry, addicted, and isolated. Because that's what lines the pockets of folks like Musk and Zuckerberg. 10727171
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/202640-Year-Old Has Spiky Hair 33102578
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DThe Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 23/09/2026Six-year-old Lian Yunzhi broke the women’s 3x3x3 Rubik’s Cube world record twice in three days, recording an average solve time of 4.27 seconds. Lian is now the first female speedcuber to record an official average below 4.5 seconds. wapo.st/4Atnpzb 49726
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026USDA Replaces Food Stamps With One Giant Rutabaga To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane. 13949146
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DLifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This is why the internet was invented... #LifuX #Dogs #Dogsofbluesky 301930520
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown theonion.com/unambitious-loser-with… 1892453
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DMapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026We’re not changing it. 17526226011512
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DNorm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Please don't overreact to Roberts Court decision on the contemplated USPS ballot moves They simply held that the injunction came too early in the process, before there was a final rule👇 Now we HAVE a final rule & we will litigate it. I'm as confident in our arguments here as in any of our cases! 1027181795681
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026Dad Suggests Beating Traffic By Leaving Game After First Inning 321645105
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Just keep floating: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis... 351348151
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DCub Green @cubtrader.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I've never been able to figure out if Rogan is really dumb or fake dumb. 191
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/08/2026Kevin Hassett on Fox News argues that if you exclude the sectors that lost hundreds of thousands of jobs, "you actually had a number that was about plus 100,000" 🙃 11484366983
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DPBS News @pbsnews.org · 05/08/2026A federal judge decried efforts to rewrite the history of the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the Capitol as he reluctantly dismissed the seditious conspiracy case against members of the far-right Oath Keepers extremist group at the Trump administration's request. to.pbs.org/4ckAnVuto.pbs.orgJudge criticizes Trump's Justice Department as he says he has no choice but to dismiss Jan. 6 seditious conspiracy caseThe move Tuesday closes the book on the Jan. 6 cases that were wiped out with Republican President Donald Trump's sweeping pardons and commutations last year, freeing from prison people convicted of v... 710043
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DScott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 02/08/2026For God's sake,,, give Fauci a gold watch and a dinner and a party. 1335359
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DSahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Donald Trump: “LeBron is — maybe he’s a racist. But maybe he doesn’t like Trump. I don’t know. But I only like people that like me.” 6317551
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DMax B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 23/07/2026Now that's what I call an Oval Orifice. The 99¢ Store decorating challenge! 5114
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DBlue Georgia @bluegeorgia.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Shoutout to the ABSOLUTE LEGEND who relentlessly mocked Trump at his rally in Georgia yesterday. Here are some highlights. 64015
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DEvery Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 22/07/202615 years ago today, ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER’ hit theaters. #CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger #CaptainAmerica 0156
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DRav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 22/07/2026Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot. 47659471205
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2026Tate Brothers Vehemently Deny They Did Anything Consensual 494656607
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2026Study Finds There Aren’t Enough Occasions Where You Get To Eat Rolls theonion.com/study-finds-there-aren… 392783425
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DStevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026If anyone would like to see a short video of a dog using their tail as a rotar blade, this is your lucky day. 249127932288
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DBruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I like bee butts and I cannot lie... . . I don't know who took this picture butt it rules. 331109661777
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Wow, gender affirming care 106686842617
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 13/07/2026proof of life 922113413
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DBill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The lies, deception, and propaganda of the fascist authoritarian Trump regime is why America's allies trust Iran over America's serial lying psychopath. This photo Trump is touting is not only from 2025, it's also been enhanced by AI. 42871365
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DKendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 09/07/2026This is really the meme about how men will try everything but therapy. 501772257
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.Ddarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 08/07/2026static.klipy.comCoruja Biriguijonson's Extreme Path WalkAlt: a smol owl walks gingerly away 32173
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026hate to praise Massie, but this is funny 171121141967
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DDavid Brace @davidbrace2.bsky.social · 07/07/2026"Look, after a few stumbles I'm 6th after my short program, but if I pull of my quad-lutz in the long program I'll be in medal contention." 1122
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2026WASHINGTON—In a judgment the majority of justices said reflected the intentions of the Founding Fathers, the U.S. Supreme Court issued a 6-3 ruling this week that upheld state bans on transgender athletes, adopting an originalist vision for junior varsity volleyball rosters. 151781199
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/07/2026Relationship At Point Where Woman Has To Learn Boyfriend’s Family’s Weird Card Games theonion.com/relationship-at-point-… 11120075
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/07/2026Anti-Vaxxer Dating App Gaining Popularity theonion.com/anti-vaxxer-dating-app… 750143
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/06/2026GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim theonion.comGOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President VerbatimWASHINGTON—Imploring their colleagues across the aisle to be mindful of how the highly charged language might elevate national tensions, congressional Republicans urged Democrats Tuesday to tone down ... 282263395
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/06/2026On behalf of parents of special needs children everywhere, I would like to invite Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to go fuck himself. 1493117650
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18/06/2026How about with $300,000,000,000.00? 26050081435
Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.D @krevwa.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Thank you @kristenwelker.bsky.social for standing your ground and defending the truth! 000
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Bravo to Hunter Biden. Well done. I like this informed swagger. 30076171712
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DJames Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 04/06/2026There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves. 873354439540
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.DThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/06/2026FCC To Investigate TV Shows Where The Mom Has Job theonion.com/fcc-to-investigate-tv-… 11274721437
Reposted by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, PH.Dderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them. 166212523294
