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Dan Uitermark

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Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Come on boy. Co-sign that student loan paperwork. Good boy, here's a carrot."
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Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
More Ignorance than Political Ideology….
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Hustle culture.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/01/2026
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-t…
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 06/01/2026
Spotify is running ads to help recruit for the regime’s secret police. Don’t use Spotify until the ICE ads stop: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify?source=bluesky
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Elinor A. Levin @levinforiowa.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
"For much of its history, Iowa has been giving gifts of civil rights, equality and compassion to its citizens. That’s our heritage." Bonus points for "But not a real goldfinch, that’s cruel" reference.
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Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Drove past a metaphor for Pete Hegseth.
An extra long flatbed trailer with a warning sign reading "Oversize Load". The trailer is empty except for a tiny toy dump truck strapped to the trailer.
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Jalopnik @jalopnik.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Snake On Plane Delays Flight, And Of Course, It Was In Australia
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Snake On Plane Delays Flight, And Of Course, It Was In Australia
A snake on a plane? That's going to be a no from most people, including the folks on this Virgin Atlantic flight.
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Rob Sand @robsandia.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Extreme policies do nothing to improve our state, but do lead to our young professionals fleeing the state for better opportunities. This kind of brain drain is not sustainable for Iowa. www.desmoinesregister.com/story/opinio...
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Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I think my robot vacuum might be concerned about its weight. Used the bath mat to build a ramp to get on the scale.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/06/2025
“We’re requiring all men to head to their doctors and have them undo these terrible, terrible procedures,” the president said in an address from the Oval Office theonion.com/trump-i...
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Trump Issues Executive Order Reversing All Vasectomies
WASHINGTON—Telling reporters that the move would do much to combat low U.S. fertility rates, President Donald Trump issued an executive order Friday reversing vasectomies nationwide. “We’re requiring all men to head to their doctors and have them undo these terrible, terrible procedures,” the president said in an address from the Oval Office in which he clarified […]
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Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Got my new seat put on and it's a big improvement #motosky
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Rob Sand @robsandia.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Hey Iowa, I’m running to be your next Governor.
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Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
If the Sistine releases: Black Smoke - Cardinals are running too rich and might have a clogged air filter White Smoke - Cardinals have blown a head gasket Blue Smoke - Cardinals are burning oil, check their piston rings
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/04/2025
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/04/2025
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday.  Acco...
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18/04/2025
“Helping ensure our country is viewed as a force not to be reckoned with.”
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
phone
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Jalopnik @jalopnik.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
How Three Tesla Vandals Were Caught By Law Enforcement And License Plate Readers
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How Three Tesla Vandals Were Caught By Law Enforcement And License Plate Readers
Regardless of where you're driving and what you're doing, at this point, you have to assume your every public movement is being tracked
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Here’s a link to the actual post for anyone who tried clicking on the picture.
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DOGE Privacy Act Requests
U.S. Representative Jamie Raskin is encouraging all U.S. citizens to join him this week in filing formal demands for access to their personal data obtained by the Department of Government Efficiency (...
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Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
youtu.be/Iki6p4yraTc?...
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"Shame on you, Christians": Senator Tony Bisignano slams Republicans over anti-trans bill
YouTube video by Bleeding Heartland
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Jalopnik @jalopnik.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
If You Can Afford The Average New Car, You're Rich
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If You Can Afford The Average New Car, You're Rich
In the U.S., a household income of at least $250,000 a year puts you in the top 10 percent of all income earners
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Jalopnik @jalopnik.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
TSA Union Workers: You Should All Walk Off The Job
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TSA Union Workers: You Should All Walk Off The Job
The union contract the TSA fought so hard for has just been declared null and void by the fed. You have to fight this and go on strike.
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Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Everyone should ride to work. Makes it easy to start the day in a good mood.
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GUSD Parents @gusdforall.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
The govt just launched a portal to report DEI in public schools- do let them know your thoughts! @daveanthony.bsky.social @ourschoolsusa.bsky.social @anneapplebaum.bsky.social @socalextremismwatch.com @glendaleout.bsky.social @prideatthepier.bsky.social @thechartyb.com enddei.ed.gov
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Department of Education FormLock
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Caroline-of-the-Cornfields @ahoycaroline.com · 26/02/2025
I’m somehow on a Heritage Foundation mailing list (😂) and they sent a survey to see what we think of DOGE. Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!? secured.heritage.org/the-heritage... Please share with a friend or a thousand :)
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Josh Taylor @joshtaylor.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Lol John Oliver set up a how-to guide for how to make Meta make less ad $$$ from you. johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com
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How to Change Your Meta Settings | Make yourself less valuable to Meta. Brought to you by Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
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Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/02/2025
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
WASHINGTON—Saying his latest executive order was legal due to an “underutilized but totally feasible workaround,” President Trump claimed Tuesday that he could overrule the U.S. Constitution by means ...
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Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Just out for a Midwest winter ride on my Canadian machine. #motorcycle
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Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Musk needs to get the fuck out of the American government
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Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Me: Oh man, I bet Hegseth is getting shit-faced tonight. Them: Oh yeah to celebrate getting confirmed? Me: Confirmed?
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Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
If the Commanders make the Superbowl I'd bet good money an executive order is threatened that would rename them the redskins
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