Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'd rather be a bag of dirt than a sack of Schmitt 010
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Why are we all watching clips of Mason Verger from Hannibal? 000
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Is there a word for laughing and crying in equal measure? Asking for an entire gender. 000
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Would love to see some changes to allow ranked choice voting in Iowa so I didn't feel like I was stuck in this false idea of Red v Blue. 000
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Fun fact: There are more precious metals in a flock camera than in a catalytic converter and no one runs out of the house with a shot gun to stop you from cutting one down. 000
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 05/08/2026share.google/MhNxvxwFLFMA...share.googleIowa teen trains her own horse to help pay for collegeA lifelong horse lover, this Iowa teen gave up sports and a lot of free time to train her own horse for college money. 000
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 05/08/2026"Come on boy. Co-sign that student loan paperwork. Good boy, here's a carrot." 100
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 31/07/2026If I look only at my computer screen for 8 hours, but then can't recall a single thing I've seen, is that a degenerate case of stares? 030
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Sherlock Holmes, the greatest detective ever, who also happened to have turned into a dog, sniffed at the clues. 010
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Saw a good friend of #jimothy on my way home from work today. The earless Rabbit. 020
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Mitch McConnell came out of his den for about 20 minutes and saw his shadow so now we have 6 more years of fascism. 010
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Awww shit, it's been a minute since I've seen it. At least the point still stands? (Or we could do the argument sketch) 100
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 30/06/2026When LV-426 hits your eye like a lil' spider guy that Amore 010
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026When the jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside, that's a moray. 140
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Gonna jump in a vault of shrimp and swim around like Scrooge McDuck 020
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Looks like they are getting that corn ready for shelling, which is usually for corn used for animal feed in my experience. Combine harvesters now perform that process @ the same time the corn is removed from the field but some people do it the old school way. A lot more rats & raccoons when I did it 050
Reposted by Dan UitermarkBrant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 19/06/2026More Ignorance than Political Ideology…. 1078167135488
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 15/06/2026What a gross thing to say. I mean, men kinda suck right now, just saying. Ick. 020
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 25/05/2026T. Rex being shocked, SHOCKED, by the location of Dromiceiomimus and Utahraptor in a static panel comic is peak meta comedy. 020
Reposted by Dan UitermarkPoorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Hustle culture. 3527115
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 30/04/2026When it became clear that Target didn't actually hold any values, just followed the political winds. Shame on me for that naive assumption that a company held values. Remember if you see someone stealing at Target, no you didn't. 031
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Still haven't seen them in the same panel at the same time. 180 degree rule be damned 030
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Bunnies for Better Government. Hares for Higher Standards. Coneys for Coming Together. 000
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Ranked choice voting would be a nice step instead of just having to vote red v blue 010
Dan Uitermark @kramretiu.bsky.social · 11/02/2026If students are craving corporate propaganda they can enroll at the University of Iowa and check out the explicit propaganda at the Center for "intellectual freedom" 000
