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Krabbe Claw

@krabbe.bsky.social
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The twitch streamer! #ArtandCrabs for fanart! #Kraart for stuff I make humu humu www.twitch.tv/krabbeclaw

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Mollyco @mollyyancey.bsky.social · 9h
something crazy happened at the pharmacy
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O絃 @bowstringsmall.bsky.social · 13h
紅魔咲夜さんの落描き
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Had a rotten piece of luck which turned some sawdust on my eye to a splinter inside my eyelid to a scratched left eyeball Be careful with that shit
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Add some bold font orange gradient greetings on this and it would make for a killer 90's postcard
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ムギマナ @uruseshirane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
にとり
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That shit is soooo gooooood
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
By consuming the pistachio redbull this makes the fourth time I am tricked into drinking seawater
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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Bricky @brickyo8.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
By the 4th and final day of the Nijmegen march we had a break in a field, half our company had given up because there were so many blisters and toenails falling off, we were being served painkillers by the cup. And a retiree singing happily in dutch skips past us- wearing FULLY WOODEN CLOGS.
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Still Haitus Update! Since last time! Lost my job because of my leg! Car broke down! Leg injury was denied as work related, so no disability! Dad called zum the N word with hard R while visiting! Brother had wedding! Dad found an unattended mic! Still no running water! And More!
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Dethklaw Miniatures @dethklawminiatures.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This one goes bbrrrt #mech #miniature #plasticity #blender
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sooty @soooty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Out picking mushrooms dinner is ready yumyumtymyymymum
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Shiokaze @shiokaze1409.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i put mamsta quief in a dress
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Anyway the actual update is my leg is super fucked but I'm so fucking close to Having A Bathroom i have to just grit it at bit more
A mid-reno bath with no walls or ceiling- but concrete poured and a bunch of electrical and plumbing fastened
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gonna go for championship title of "most boring 30-something" by saying i immensely enjoyed my time waiting in a car for 20 minutes without my phone because it had me bored in a way i haven't been since my teens send skeet
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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Koya @onceroyal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That was a FFFFFFANTASTIC bit! noting that one behind my ear
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"You're not training that skill optimally!!!!" "Why yes, that seems so :)" OSRS watchers/players seems to be somehow obsessed with efficiency, but at the same time with setting self imposed rules making them as inefficient as possible (chunks, Ironman, etc.), which I always thought really funny.
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey would you guys be cool with me making a new runescape account and that being my forever stream game? We will only be training smithing and mining the way God Intended.
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Ichan Joe @ichanjoe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Horseshoe Crab dragon
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zikes 🍑 💨 @zikes.me · 31/08/2026
Nellie's Nonograms is out now! 🎉
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Imagine you found out your nations Mr. Rogers died by someone saying "Now he can finally strap that clown nose on and be sent to purgatory where he belongs :)" One of your followers deciding to say they are gonna get a gun and kill me for being a "hator" didn't help.
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've since been shown that channel, and it's completely fine. King would probably have found it funny. The problem is without that context, it read as cheerfully saying he'll sprout clown apparel and be sent to cartoon hell, less than 30 minutes after the news of his passing.
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You wanna know what the absolute worst part of this is? The real twist of the knife? Having a negative assumption of our royalty would have landed compltely true with the new Queen and her son. His successors have completely fucked up before they even started- Hence everyone greiving so much.
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
To explain: He worked tirelessly his entire life to stop racism, bigotry, homophobia, inclusion of the Saami, Gay priests. He was a bedrock of our social democracy. He opened doors for bishops with piercings and dreads. He was a fantastic man and the country is in mourning. He isn't even buried.
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Do you know literally anything about our king? And why this comes off as incredibly unwarranted?
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I understand "Monarch that was a bedrock foundation for a socialist democracy" seems antithetical to many, but he was. Dismissing his death when we already get dismissed daily for being "haha small place no spices" by people who won't bother learning the first thing about us, hurts.
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He stepped up and apologized publicly to the saami indigenous people for a century of repression, actually trying to mend something, instead of continuing to oppress like most leaders choose to do
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's upsetting me so much because you're all waving him off as another monarch, who cares about it. The man addressed the nation to underline You're Norwegian if you're Native, Foreign, Immigrant, Gay, Religious, Non-believer, listen to "Country or Kygo", no matter what- in 2017.
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Our King has died and I found out through someone making digital circus jokes about it. I'm flat unfollowing anyone making jokes about his death. He was a truly great man and was for over half a decade a leading point of pride in my serving in the royal King's navy.
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In incredibly poor taste of you.
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Upcoming, In a theater near you, THIS fall 2026 Crab reads his actual diary kept since Jan. 1st. I don't ever remember most of this stuff
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renée 🌊🌈🍀 @gelatobear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
💧 friends in the pool #art
Two small crabs in an illustration of a popular poolrooms scene, a bright white pool tile room with clear blue water.
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Happy birthday a day late!!!!! I hope yesterday WAS and today WILL BE very good!!!!!
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Lynx Winters 💀🕹️ @lynxwinters.gamestreaming.website · 25/08/2026
new mega man game should make this guy from the mm3 concept art a real guy (also I made a render of him to learn subdivision modeling)
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gorgeouse 👏
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Scrolling bluesky in public again, just to get the blood pumping
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I for one welcome the age of Opening stream and taking the slightest frown as the streamer hating me in particular specifically for joining
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
When the short is too funny and i hear myself audibly giggling in the mens room as people are waiting outside
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ManuelOfArms 👁💀 @manuelofarms.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Today At 1:00 PM PST I will show @itspenni.kawaii.social how to be a Helldiver even if it kills us both. Probably a few dozen times between both of us. For Democracy! www.twitch.tv/manuelofarms www.twitch.tv/itspenni
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Everyone asking for a follow up drawing with a line at their table… remember this sadness; internalize that pain. Think of these lice next time you’re at a con and see someone with no one at their table
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sorry i missed out on the eclipse I was minecrafting in my cellar
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 11/08/2026
just thinking about this again
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but she goblin me
she ghostin you
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This one was called just chicken jacob, is jacob the marker that a swedish meal will have bananers?
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I tried to challenge my limjts i really did, but the swedish chili-chicken with chunks of sliced banana in it.... Sweden..... why banas.......... why love goop in otherwise fine meal..............?
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
But I'm lucky to have a very pin-pointable root cause to why I'm so anxious, and getting together with the most socially fearless rat there ever was got a lot of those flies with one swat. I don't know if sharing this helps! But i hope it at least validates a little bit 🫡
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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Might be hard to believe, but I used to get second hand embarrassment so bad i physically could not watch tv interviews either- ESPECIALLY not live. Felt like someone bolted an anvil to my face the way I had to look away. Growing up in the Cringe Comedy era was pure torture tellyawhat.
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