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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

By consuming the pistachio redbull this makes the fourth time I am tricked into drinking seawater

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Out picking mushrooms dinner is ready yumyumtymyymymum

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Anyway the actual update is my leg is super fucked but I'm so fucking close to Having A Bathroom i have to just grit it at bit more

A mid-reno bath with no walls or ceiling- but concrete poured and a bunch of electrical and plumbing fastened

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

To explain: He worked tirelessly his entire life to stop racism, bigotry, homophobia, inclusion of the Saami, Gay priests. He was a bedrock of our social democracy. He opened doors for bishops with piercings and dreads. He was a fantastic man and the country is in mourning. He isn't even buried.

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Upcoming, In a theater near you, THIS fall 2026 Crab reads his actual diary kept since Jan. 1st. I don't ever remember most of this stuff

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Sorry i missed out on the eclipse I was minecrafting in my cellar

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

How Rosa keeps getting the worst NTR humiliation corruption stuff and Jacinthe always gets drawn domming the fuck out of her dragon-trainer green haired maid Also pointing towards Misty and Hypno

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

On one hand I'm incredibly glad the tech isn't there yet for smell-o-vision with most things I scroll past on a daily basis, but I sure wish I could share the smell of harvest-ready fields with a hint of nettles and shrubs

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Matrix crab doodle for the Matrix Movie (i've still only watched the first one)

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

As a homeowner now i am legally required to also be a Grill Guy. Terribly sorry- but at least it's an IKEA grill to keep it on brand

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Hi I'm building and the likes still, no more camper van, after sending us to the ER for shocks the bastard kept exploding our jumper cables trying to get it off to inspections

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Water so clear you could see the fishies and the birds don't mind you hanging inches away as they sweep for bugs on the water these would make some good stairs to die on as the kids say

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Sorry I was at the rock beach that makes you appreciate life and got an amazing sunburn over my ass like a trampstamp from temporary hell

Cartoonishly pretty landscape of a farm by a lake sized river

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Props to the Astral Chain team for making a plaque solid enough to stop my house from burning down to the ground :pray: Thank you Hideki Kamiya

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

GRABS YOU GRABS YOU GRABS YOU GRABS YOU

Crab-man in front of your regular ol coastal norway view innit bruv

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Hi gang gang I noticed it's been FIVE MONTHS! While I said I'd be back streaming real soon I'm having some Tiny Thermal Problems with my PC If that red number hits 100 my pc freezes and even after fixing my fans I'm spiking these temps

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Such a tiny lil... lil baby snek

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Photoshopping all the tools into the opening frame where he said he won't even use his power-saw for this and yeah that's exactly it lmao

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Rapidly flying past the grocery store shelves with my crutches STILL not having learnt without the shopping-cart I can't actually carry anything Crab on a mission and all that

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

"OooOooo i should at least be online when I'm renovating instead of streaming and post some relevant chuuba or draw-" No. Burnt bread rock.

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I thought they were burnt scrunchies but after tasting it seems to be some messed up looking mushrooms

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Oh shit the trees are hatching it really is spring

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Sorry I was doing my Sweetpeas and Planting sidequest today

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I have connected many powerful tools lately and this is how I feel around them

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

So I know this won't say much much to non-norwegians but finding a shredded piece of newspaper from my bathroom floor from April 9th 1940 is an INSANE pull (It's the day we entered ww2)

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Mmmm delicious poop plague floor powder yum yum yum

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I have some truly sicko stories to tell whenever I get back, but until then I'm huffing the bathroom-wall-pepper to pass the time Listen to that captain crunch

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

The fiber is HERE it's so CLOSE but they still haven't sent me the modem but AAAAARGH

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I'm playing disgaea 4 and I gotta say, the story is complete white noise until you get to chapter 7. Axel and Sardines can't carry 2/3rds of a game. 3 kinda had the same problem iirc. Maybe the last chapters will wheel it all back around but i dunno- Art is GORGEOUS though!

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Crab health took another hit during my checkup but! The Chocolate Pinecone Cures Many Ailments

Chocolate-mousse shaped as a pinecone with cake-moss and very strong blackcurrant filling at a cafe. Good schtuf.

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

*Seinfield theme plays* "Let that sink in"? I'm doing my best to get it out!!

Very rough looking room with a ladder full of tools and an entire kitchen sink laying across the floor

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Crab lore 1: I used to nibble on these as a kid. Surprisingly incredibly sour! Probably why i had a growth spurt so hard my bones almost escaped my skin.

The usually green fertilizer sticks for potted plants

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Roof fell on my head and took out my sink!!! How dare...

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Comes over amd does this to your floor

Suspicious line of holes through the floor in a doorway

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

"Surely the Poopy-pants-potion will have no ill effects on me, Strong Crab Man" -he says, on his way to a public pool

Ice coffee latte no sugar and somehow 20g of proteine. Gut biome's delight.

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Hi gang Crab update: -The realtor said the house was from 1930 but I found a military drafting slip from 1902 and a newspaper cutout from 1914 in our wall -Spring is here so we might get fiber (ground thawing) -I have to demolish a bathroom to renovate -I lost 6kg / 13lbs in the span of three weeks

A mouse-bitten draft notice from 1902 saying a man has been "Drafted by lottery:

A newspaper cutout used as insulation in our loft which is in such old-timey norwegian i can barely parse any of it

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

The stain is also just cartoonish Shit or vomit? You decide.

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Removing the second floor Mystery Shitstain Carpet (tm) now that it's warmer, and it's coming off pretty clean! ...I just didn't expect purple is all

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

First night sleeping in our 100 year old house and the bedroom looking like a scooby doo screenshot

Dark loft with an entryway sending a beam of blue light like it was drawn on there

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

YOKAI WATCH IKEA REAL???????

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Bing bong hello Crab Update: Had a good january streak but- Leg got worse, have to be wheelchaired around if we're outside for too long. That's why I've fallen off the planet! Sorry! I'll still try to keep weekend souls going! (Apology feet pic attached)

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Zuma's sassing me in the CLIPS TOO NOW this is ILLEGAL "I'm getting smarter!" really now,,,?"

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

The crab, completely blinded by overconfidence, hours before dying to the gaping dragon scratching him with a single toe lightly brushing past him. Thank you Manuel for the clip!

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

It's rough around the corners and pretty short, but man it's OOZING charm! Thankyou for the clip @georgiesunset.bsky.social !

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

There was supposed to be an image!

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

This is the Image I was talking about last stream about "Galaxy or Crab" and why I never really connected why Voids = Sea-life in media until seeing these

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Here you go this is what we're aiming to do this year! Twitch.tv/krabbeclaw

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Krabbe Claw @krabbe.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

I am Darkening my Soul again! Twitch.tv/krabbeclaw

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