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Kortz

@kortz.bsky.social
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 10/05/2026
gta 6 costs zero dollars if you don’t want to play it
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E.G. Simmons 🍰 @ganglemanva.com · 22/05/2026
SOCIALSIT COUNTRY
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Future/Sonia🏳️‍⚧️ @thefuture1474.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Happy piccolo day
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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mae @hellagur.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Fucked up in the crib
Dr. Perky in Tomodachi life
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Kortz @kortz.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
funko pops are like nendoroids from the evil dimension
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⭐🇪🇨-YinyangGio-⭐ Commissions Open (3/6) @yinyanggio14.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
-I don't remember these tv shows/movies. #MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox
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Without History @withouthistoryband.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
As a fucking parent TALK TO YOUR FUCKING KIDS THEN. Worried they'll see porn? Talk to them about porn. Worried they'll see gore? Talk to them about gore. Worried they'll get groomed? Talk to them about red flags and cultivate trust with them so they won't feel they have to hide things from you.
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
shoutouts to friendsgiving type shit and any excuse to just pack together and eat hearty with the family you've chosen
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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
i don't know what the source of this video is but I love it
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grayRazor @grayranger.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. a laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. a decently solid android phone will act normal

tumblr post by tlirsgender
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salty final boss @saltyfinalboss.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
i'm SO excited but also. what. what. what. what. #silksong
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Kortz @kortz.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
"I don't want to kill people", "I dont want others to be murdered" are statements so easy to make and stand for, how can it be that so many don't even get to that minimum?
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Kortz @kortz.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I don't understand how there are people who participate in this, and how there are people who see it and try to rationalize it
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Kortz @kortz.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Having pizza with tea for breakfast, while listening to a dude crashing out on youtube about the new smurfs movie, all this right after playing umamusume for 5 hours straight. it's not even 9am
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Sapphire 💖💚 @gomipomi.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Happy 10th anniversary Splatoon! Congrats on hitting the big 10! 🦑🎉 (click for full image) #スプラトゥーン10周年 #Splatoon10thAnniversary #Splatoon
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Greer Stothers @greerstothers.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
in a moment, everything can change
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deersphoric clocky doe ⚧︎ @mfingdeergirl2sday.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
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mallow -> blfc @mallow.gay · 04/05/2025
comely fucking threw bro
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Zaz 🌱 @packrabbit.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
imagining a guy who only now gets radicalized cuz the switch 2 costs over $100 more in the states and laughing to myself
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 22/03/2025
Excellent, an excuse to re-post one of my favourite Nichijou scenes:
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Tempura @shorttempura.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
something like this probably #splatoon
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𝔹𝔼𝔻𝔼 @bedescarlet.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Dame Dane Guy: EEYIKES! I baka daroun't believe this! We have to go on a "World Adventure", or the dastardly Dr. Eggman will be baka mi "Unleashed"! Hatsune Miku: Ooo Eee Ooo
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Rice !! (Comms Open!) @ricelikessquids.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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Kortz @kortz.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
why do coffee machines do That
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Kortz @kortz.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Trying to figure out if this is the best screencap in history or the worst one
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Leah Petersen @leahpetersen.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Reposting with alt text: I did this just now and it worked.
thelocalmuffin

Jan 20

Hey everyone, I know it's going to be a busy day for a lot of people, but Google enrolled everyone over 18 into their Al program automatically.

If you have a google account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off.

Then you need to go to myactivity.google.com/product/gemini and turn off all Gemini activity tracking. You do have to do them in that order to make sure it works.

Honestly, I'm not sure how long this will last, but this should keep Gemini off your projects for a bit.

I saw this over on bluesky and figured it would be good to spread on here. It only takes a few min to do.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 12/02/2025
I personally will continue to use "Gulf of Mexico" because our president is a wrathful felonious nincompoop with the intellect of paramecium and I do not consent to his cartographic buffoonery
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
YT videos are getting unwatchable. The inability to discuss history, mental health, or *guns in a shooting game* is preposterous. I’m genuinely disturbed at how the platform is literally rewriting our language, not to mention how it’s suppressing important subjects if talked about properly.
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Her ❤️
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
AI is for people who hate the craft & mistake art for its end product
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Stefan Marciniak @profmarciniak.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Just been told these about 2025: 1️⃣ 2025 is a square, 45 x 45 = 2025 2️⃣ It is also a product of two squares, 9² x 5² = 2025 3️⃣ It is also the sum of three squares, 40²+ 20²+5²= 2025 4️⃣ It is the sum of the cubes, of all the single digits, from 1 to 9, 1³ + 2³ + 3³ + 4³ + 5³ + 6³ + 7³ + 8³ + 9³= 2025
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Kortz @kortz.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
last rizzmas i gave u my gyatt
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Kortz @kortz.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
just came across the worst tech deal in the history of tech deals, maybe ever
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Kortz @kortz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
it comes down to rammid hole and farming peakmulator 2025
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Kortz @kortz.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
this stray cat entered my room and just started chilling
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Kortz @kortz.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Rabbit Holwk Tuah,
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Kortz @kortz.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
cuz its bad and mid
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Kortz @kortz.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
horrendous im afraid
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Kortz @kortz.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
you can do whatever you want forever 💔
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