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Korma Chameleon

@korma-chameleon.bsky.social
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British programmer who got out of the UK. Still working on getting out of tech

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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 18h
if i die in a war fighting slavers yall HAD BETTER fuckin make a statue in our honor of a woman going "Check out my tits!" in tribute
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
America, can you come pick up your old man? He's acting weird again www.expats.cz/czech-news/a...
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Bill Clinton pays saxophone tribute to Havel on 90th birthday
The former U.S. president remembered Václav Havel as a close friend who trusted freedom, defended democracy and never lost his humor.
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I took grok's "mecha hitler" phase as a sign what direction ai companies want to go. The only mistake there was that the manipulation wasn't subtle
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You cannot tell me this is not an actor
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is why ai is getting pushed so hard. They want the shit you write when you've never BEEN a person your whole life
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If we're making stupid excuses let's go with this: Niemöller didn't mention queer people because the phrase at the time was "sexual invert" which was too difficult to rhyme
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I went to sephora for a new hairbrush. The lady on the till picked out two free perfume samples, then looked at me. She changed one of my freebies to an anti-ageing cream for eye wrinkles. Mortified!
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I keep forgetting that Matpat is an actual person. Whenever I see news about him I just think of these guys
Pat a Mat
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"some are abusing *men*" So what? Abuse is abuse. Picking out men will only drive homophobia
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Punks not dead, it's a fucken zombie, and it will eat you
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Swastikey!
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is it really so hard to let people buy games and play them?
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Woohoo! Go team Prague! www.praguedaily.news/2026/09/20/p...
praguedaily.news
Prague Wins 2026 European Tram Championship
Prague’s tram drivers won the 2026 European Tram Championship in Warsaw, excelling across eight disciplines with precision, skill and composure.
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have a theory that there are 2 robot stories, and they're both Czech. One is RUR with the serial number filed off. The other is the Prague golem
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The recipe said 3 tomatoes. Is this right?
3 tomatoes. 2 are a small variety, around 25g each. The third is 850g or so.
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New favourite film review
When screened in theatres, they should add an intromission so everybody can go jerk off to the bathroom.
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pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: you, yes you, have decided to no longer open for Ed Sheeran
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: MC Skat Kat will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
The cat from Paula Abdul, aka MC Skat Kat. A brown carton cat wearing a white vest, black suspenders and blue trousers.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Literally hours later, although at least nobody was killed.
MSF International 2
@MSF
On 13 September, an MSF bus carrying 10 humanitarian staff in Gaza City was damaged by an Israeli airstrike on a targeted vehicle just two metres away. One of our colleagues was injured in the strike.
The bus was clearly identified as an MSF vehicle, with a large MSF sticker visible on its roof. Once again, Israeli forces have shown a blatant disregard for the safety of humanitarian and medical personnel.
Nowhere is safe in Gaza. Civilians, healthcare workers and humanitarian staff must be protected. Clearly marked medical and humanitarian vehicles must be spared from attacks.
14:32 • 14/09/2026
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How does this happen so publicly? Ed's team knew who they were booking. The promoters knew he would be on the tour. Those venues knew the show lineup months in advance. So many people had to agree to Macklemore playing, how do they have a problem with him now?
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Helen Belcher @helenbelcherobe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And this is in the context where the UK is currently the host for IDAHOT+ 27, a great opportunity for pink-washing the country's reputation. London wants to host World Pride 2030, which is attracting similar levels of derision. In 2021 we stopped the "Safe to be Me" conference. Time to do it again
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Dr. Catherine Strickson @brigitteempire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Eye-wateringly stupid defence from Rowling’s team here - ‘She does not support legal actions aimed at harming transgender people.’ - Really? So that £70,000 towards the bathroom ban was by accident? The JKR Women’s Fund was made by an impersonator? At least have the spine to admit you want us dead
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J.K. Rowling’s rep responds to Lilly Wachowski’s accusation of ‘funding trans genocide’ (exclusive)
J.K. Rowling’s representative responded to Lilly Wachowski accusing the author of ‘funding trans genocide’: ‘She does not support legal actions aimed at harming transgender people.’
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Every time I encounter straight history, I become more certain that we cannot afford to allow straight people in society
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I agree. But we have to make the verb for that shinzoed.
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Things British people oppose: Houses Hotels Shipping As a person who uses all those things, I'm glad I left
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
their thought process
the environment? yuck! that's where poor people live!
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Prof Frank McDonough @fxmc1957.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
PHOTO OF THE DAY: The 2 people used in American Gothic by Grant Wood stand next to the iconic painting. They were Wood’s sister, Nan Graham, and his dentist, Dr. Byron McKeeby (1942). 📷 Cedar Rapids Museum of Art Archives
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Ian Johnson @mrianjohnson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Happy birthday Freddie Mercury. He would have turned 80 today.
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every passing day makes me feel better about leaving the UK
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently my dental surgeon didn't know this. He kept asking "relax your tongue"and then getting stressed that it was in the way
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*Someone* is advertising on the trams: "celebrating 250 years of freedom and friendship with the Czech Republic" 250 years friendship with Czechia? Really?? The velvet divorce was in 1992!
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Opera music has been reused so much that it's impossible to see a whole show without thinking about car insurance at least once
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Go vegan, create more safe spaces, demand that all white cis het men be muzzled and leashed in public. Give Bari Weiss something else to cry about.
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Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Feel as though people will truly never understand his death. He was killed for being an Indigenous Queer Man with a Transgender Partner. Every single one of those signifiers on axis/intersections/marginalizations is extremely important, but it is in tandem all at once not just because he “Gay”.
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
my own irrelevant opinion is that maybe they should not have opened the can of worms that is "what is the proper way to deal with fascism" on a children's show in the first place, all else is kind of irrelevant after that hah. but I think SU is overall a very lovely show.
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Are we ready to talk about how the videogame industry sucks at basic project management yet?
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I know this restaurant is a front but could you at least pretend that you want to serve food
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Hel Eline @hel.eurosky.social · 26/08/2026
If you allow the normalization of some bigotry, you normalize all bigotry. If you allow the alienation and taking away of rights from one group, you've "validated" the false premises upon which one can only build conclusions such as wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazism. Hence: Trans rights are human rights.
Photo from 1933 when Nazis looted the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft and burned the books. A Nazi with his back turned is throwing a stack of books on an already roaring fire. A large mass of onlookers in the background appear to be held back by only a few Nazis in uniform.

Caption reads "First they came for the queers and you didn't know it because we're not in the poem."
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If your religion causes mass murder get a different religion. They're all equally false
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Miss Piggy! How could you?
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social would you consider Dinner for Adele (Adéla ještě nevečeřela)? The detective is an American written by Czechoslovak communists, you could probably find some politics there
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There's something about the way Doctorow writes that feels like my intelligence is being personally and specifically disrespected
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Genuinely don't understand the drive to protect cofnas. He's the perfect scapegoat for the rest of the media frenzy. Why not just let him burn?
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
End of Oak Street: where are the gay people? It's weird to write a whole neighbourhood of characters and have no one be LGBT. The unrealistic writing could work if there was an explanation, but none is given. Incoherent trash film
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I shitpost On company time
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Reviewing obvious ai code is just tiring "frongulations is not a nullable column. If this ever happens you need to file a bug on SQLalchemy"
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
😒 Mozart was a great composer but he also wrote Leck Mich im Arsch 👉 Mozart was a great composer because he wrote Leck Mich im Arsch
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Saw a preview screening of Chica Checca yesterday. Decent slice of life comedy drama. My main complaint is that you can't style a character like that and also give them a coming out scene.
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Korma Chameleon @korma-chameleon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Happy anniversary to the Czechoslovak navy. The only 100% effective navy in history
Wikipedia summary of the Battle of Lake Baikal, 16th August 1918. The Czechoslovak Legion against the Red Army. Overwhelming victory for Czechoslovakia.
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