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Koolmacher

@koolmacher.bsky.social
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Twitter defector.

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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Hawkeye8 @hawkeye8.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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GylesNaMopaleen @gylesnamopaleen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is quite extraordinary. I don't think I have heard a more coherent, articulate and accurate deconstruction & demolition of Nigel Farage's ReformUK, Tory & Restore policy than this. In under 85 seconds! @rafaelbehr.bsky.social is on here folks and worth a follow.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Resist Trump 🤬 🤦🏽‍♂️🇺🇸 💜💙💪🏽 @resist-trumps-rule.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😂Brilliant
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love talking our country down While offering no solutions Because I’m a grifting gobshite Who likes to incite unrest Small boat crossings are down 44% Deportations are the highest in 10 years Immigration is 82% lower But who needs facts When you can make up lies
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Dear Diary, There were six by-elections in England and Scotland this week and Reform lost all of them. Two of them were seats we previously held. The problem with running councils is that people can see how useless we are."
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I should just point out that we don't have any Lib Dems on the panel as they only have 71 MPs, but Suella Braverman is here because Reform have 8 MPs"
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Gordon Wark 🤬💥😡🔥🕗🕕🕓🕖 @1stwark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Daily Reminder.
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chris Dixon posted this on LI and I had to share it here. It’s just too good, the @jonronson.bsky.social twist is superb…
The image shows a film poster “The men who stare at Boats” featuring, Nigel Farage, Tommy Robinson, Danny Tommo, Ruper Lowe and Angry Balaclava man.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my daily propaganda show tonight I will be pretending that Brexit wasn't a complete and unmitigated disaster based on the lies of a handful of rich grifting twats who don't give a shit about ordinary people.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Join me on GB News where I will be lying about what Andy Burnham said, pretending to give a shit about pensioners and definitely not mentioning any £5m gifts, illegal donations or police investigations.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I said they were Iranians arriving in small boats, I meant British nationals living in London.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I must say I’m very disappointed in the police over their dealing with the RAF Fairford incident. By announcing that the suspects are British nationals, they have completely undermined the stream of made up bollocks from myself and every other right wing gobshite on Twitter.
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jeez. By now even Larry the cat knows it was Boris Johnson’s Brexit deal which caused the skyrocketing number of small boat crossings in the English Channel
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Dear Diary, I'm still furious about Burnham's plan to tackle disinformation. Doesn't he know that one man's disinformation is another man's essential stream of bollocks and lies to spread hatred and division in order to fuel his rise to power?"
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LordSteveyPofStoke @lordsteveyp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Blue Whale's anus can stretch between 3.5 and 4 feet wide which makes it the second largest asshole on the planet after Nigel Farage.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't miss GB News to hear me spout Reform propaganda and talk absolute bollocks completely unchallenged because for some reason I'm the only MP allowed to get away with this.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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jb592353.bsky.social @jb592353.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol
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jimwaterworks.bsky.social @jimwaterworks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No more distractions! Release ALL of the unredacted EPSTEIN files! Thank you for your attention to this matter....
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Richard Corbett CBE @richardcorbett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just 4 months after the local elections, Reform UK (RefUK) have lost 158 of their local councillors: -55 resigned -42 went Independent -28 defected -24 were kicked out -5 lost their seats -2 disqualified -2 suspended. Appalling record - and a waste of taxpayers’ money!
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
3-4 to Newcastle is on!
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sky sports are insufferable bleating on about the terrible injustice against manure in the Derby match with the offside goal that was allowed to stand. This kind of crap happens every weekend against non cartel clubs but we're told to get on with it as these things balance themselves out.....
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We thought the best person to talk to Laura Kuenssberg about donations from billionaires would be Robert Jenrick, who received a £12,000 donation from a billionaire after helping him avoid £45m in tax.
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South-East London for Europe (Selfe) @selfe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They save lives! We back the #RNLI rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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The GREAT HOUDINI @thegreathoudini.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Immediately!!!
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Dark Cloud / Edward @snakelibra.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Tony @antonyillahiwarren.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Let's get this hashtag trending #NigelFraud 🗣️💨
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Preno @preno67.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Re. TFG news #Everton What Villa have had to do fire sale wise .. despite winning the Europa league... has exposed the fiction that the Prem Lge is in any sense competitive. From the minute Leicester won the title, the snake 6 / US owners have moved to ensure it could never happen again.
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just copy & share everywhere please. Absolutely thumping.
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SDDPHOTO @sddphoto.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
HEG and Trump are an absolute abomination they're an insult to my father and everyone else's father and grandfather who fought in World War II and of course the women who never get credit for all they did in World War 2
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE AS WELL.......
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Old Football Photos @ofp11.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#StJamesPark in the 1970s, home of #NewcastleUnited #NUFC
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 29/08/2026
"Oh Jaissle, I can boogie..." 🎶🕺
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 29/08/2026
Premier League away days are BACK 🤩 HOWAY THE LADS! 🖤🤍
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Matt D @everysongsung.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Lovely, lovely stuff #AVFC #NUFC #EFC youtube.com/shorts/wwOyC...
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BEHIND THE SCENES OF PREMIER LEAGUE FINANCIAL FAIR PLAY MEETING... #EPL #AVFC #NUFC
YouTube video by Paddy Power
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Steve Jackson @stja.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Deliberately checked by PSR & Prem & UEFA. Dumped by mercenary footballers. Attacked by awful old pros for their click chasing online employers. If you can't get behind #nufc now, when it's us against the world, when can you? We'll support you ever more? Or we'll support you when all's good?
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The GREAT HOUDINI @thegreathoudini.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
No question about it!
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I agree. Vote Binface.
Screenshot of a Reform tweet containing a photo of Nigel Farage. Text says: It’s time to vote against the establishment.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Okay Clacton. Let’s go.
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Tony Dexter @timbleman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This week’s Just for Skeets and Giggles is out! Have a great weekend. statuskuo.substack.com/p/just-for-s...
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The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @lorenzothecat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Because birds make everything better.
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