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Koolmacher

@koolmacher.bsky.social
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 14h
Horrendous customer service with them, I ditched them 3 years ago and went with a SIM only contract through smarty, no commitment with them and no price rises.
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 23h
He's beyond reproach, the only thing that has ever mattered to him is money.....
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 23h
How has it taken them so long, it was obvious from the beginning....
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Well we didn't really think we'd be beating them 4-1 the first time either.
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Looks like a first class nonce.
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hairs are up on the back of my neck! ⬜⬛⬜🦓⚽🦓⬛⬜⬛⬜
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Hawkeye8 @hawkeye8.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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GylesNaMopaleen @gylesnamopaleen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is quite extraordinary. I don't think I have heard a more coherent, articulate and accurate deconstruction & demolition of Nigel Farage's ReformUK, Tory & Restore policy than this. In under 85 seconds! @rafaelbehr.bsky.social is on here folks and worth a follow.
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ramsey has been injured for a few weeks he done during the pre match warm up against Leeds I think, no time line on recovery.
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Chelsea were recently found guilty of 84 charges and received a £10 million fine and a suspended transfer embargo whilst still openly continuing to take the piss around financial restrictions.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How could he have stopped this war other than by surrendering? Putin's puppet is a disgrace on every level.
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Didn't bother him while he was accepting Putin's money via Aaron Banks to switch sides from remain to leave for Brexit.....
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think it's time for the USA to get a new president a fully functioning adult one this time.....
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Was he buying? I've heard he's partial to white lines.....
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Resist Trump 🤬 🤦🏽‍♂️🇺🇸 💜💙💪🏽 @resist-trumps-rule.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😂Brilliant
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's correct Trump is a Russian asset and should be removed from power, he is a traitor to the free world.
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This guy I call him "a peado convict" because he is!
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who knew that when that line was wrote it was actually referring to those frauds and criminals residing in the white house 🤣
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trippier.
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Juve fans know all about that.....
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Or just plain batshit crazy.......
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And we'll be forever grateful, thank you 👍⬛⬜⬛⬜🦓⚽🦓⬛⬜⬛⬜
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I read similar when we expanded to 52000 25 years ago.
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
65000 is seriously underwhelming it should be 75000 showing ambition to grow!
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Closing the bars and Switching all the TVs off (showing the match) in the concourses when the fans were doing a 15 minute delayed return to their seats protest in the second half.......
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love talking our country down While offering no solutions Because I’m a grifting gobshite Who likes to incite unrest Small boat crossings are down 44% Deportations are the highest in 10 years Immigration is 82% lower But who needs facts When you can make up lies
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Quite rightly so, nobody should make friends with a nazi loving deluded nut job!
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So by the time manure build their new big top circus stadium they could be £3.5-£4 billion in debt but because of the way the rules are set up to ignore existing debt they will still be allowed to spend freely? Seems like a good set of financial rules to "protect clubs from over spending".....
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Needs a lot of diesel soot!
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Dear Diary, There were six by-elections in England and Scotland this week and Reform lost all of them. Two of them were seats we previously held. The problem with running councils is that people can see how useless we are."
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was clear at the time of the vote but the gullible gammon's believed every lie from bullshit Boris and fraudulent Farage....
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I should just point out that we don't have any Lib Dems on the panel as they only have 71 MPs, but Suella Braverman is here because Reform have 8 MPs"
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The rest of the world sees Trump's America as a toxic cesspit of out of control TV anchors masquerading as politicians and masked thugs for hire snatching innocent people off the streets if they don't shoot you first. Nobody want's to spend hard earned money to prop up that dysfunctional shit show.
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Gordon Wark 🤬💥😡🔥🕗🕕🕓🕖 @1stwark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Daily Reminder.
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chelsea got off their 84 charges with just 10 million fine and no points deduction so I fully expect Man City to get off lightly as well
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chris Dixon posted this on LI and I had to share it here. It’s just too good, the @jonronson.bsky.social twist is superb…
The image shows a film poster “The men who stare at Boats” featuring, Nigel Farage, Tommy Robinson, Danny Tommo, Ruper Lowe and Angry Balaclava man.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my daily propaganda show tonight I will be pretending that Brexit wasn't a complete and unmitigated disaster based on the lies of a handful of rich grifting twats who don't give a shit about ordinary people.
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
100% Agree, one of the many reasons for the steady decline in this country over the last 40 years. Our electricity comes from plants owned by the French and German government's, our water comes from a company owned by the Chinese.....
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Join me on GB News where I will be lying about what Andy Burnham said, pretending to give a shit about pensioners and definitely not mentioning any £5m gifts, illegal donations or police investigations.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I said they were Iranians arriving in small boats, I meant British nationals living in London.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I must say I’m very disappointed in the police over their dealing with the RAF Fairford incident. By announcing that the suspects are British nationals, they have completely undermined the stream of made up bollocks from myself and every other right wing gobshite on Twitter.
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes the app is as bad as the website they still need to make big improvements to both and the ticketing website.
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Koolmacher @koolmacher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An absolute disaster of a newspaper now sadly.....
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jeez. By now even Larry the cat knows it was Boris Johnson’s Brexit deal which caused the skyrocketing number of small boat crossings in the English Channel
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Dear Diary, I'm still furious about Burnham's plan to tackle disinformation. Doesn't he know that one man's disinformation is another man's essential stream of bollocks and lies to spread hatred and division in order to fuel his rise to power?"
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