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Valkyrie

@konshock.bsky.social
161 followers 459 following 558 posts

23, she/her, it/its 🏳️‍⚧️ Sometimes a hawk, usually a snake. Like to cook, game, and hopelessly apply to jobs Don't be afraid to DM first because I sure am

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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 7h
The only toxic masculinity i have yet to unlearn is my aversion to pumpkin spice
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 13h
ohhhhhhhhhhhh this is so good,,
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Storyteller @storyteller13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hound, come to my office with me. My firearm needs servicing, I expect you to treat it with the same reverence as you would my boots~
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 13h
many are saying this
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.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 17h
dolls night is praxis
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yuritober please 🙏🙏🙏
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nicole🎃🕸️ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
learned today that the slack in the strings of a corset, the central loops one pulls on to tighten, are called the "rabbit ears". is this world not beautiful?
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Morgzoi @theshehergayguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Would you place him in your cart
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ty!!
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It was alright i think. Not sure how i feel about this flavor of spam, it's alright but might be better to add my own sauce to a regular (or low sodium) slice. What i'm really on the hunt for is tocino spam, though i haven't seen it yet.
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Grilled cheese with kbbq spam. Close enough.
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i want hamburger....
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've been desperately looking for a jacket exactly like this
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have no idea what i'm doing and i want to give up and lie down in a hole but at least there's a right answer
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ok i updated my oomf list for the first time in well over a year so hopefully i start using it more
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
already on it
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Marigold 💠🌸✿🌸💠 (palette princess) @fraumarigold.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
nice sequence of events here
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah... plus i use a customish feed (the For You algo) that's really good but it's kinda trended too much to a specific circle of posters, i gotta check my Oomfie feed more often
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She liked this post :)
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trying to post on this app more but straight up there is One (1) person that reliably sees my posts, despite having a number of mutually on here...
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ty!!
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was my birthday yesterday :3
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Beef stroganoff and brussels for one
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Literally offering a free dinner and i can't get anyone over smfh
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Idk how many more "Sorry, i'd love to but"s i can take Just trying to do things with my friends why does shit never work what am doing wrong
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
turboencabulation for the modern age
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Marigold 💠🌸✿🌸💠 (palette princess) @fraumarigold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
thicc handler......
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
every three months a bunch of grandstanding machos do the “normal grizzled mech pilots would smoke one of those tranny sex dogs” as though the mecha genre hasn’t been about feminine losers having panic attacks in the cockpit since Gun Dam Seventy Nine
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marcie the runt @marciemusing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“we’re buying the maid outfit and you have to pose for photos to send to my friends.” okay, firstly, what the heck. secondly, okay. :) yay :)
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so fucking frustrating how many things there are i *want* to do but am consistently unable to make myself do
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it would be really cool though wouldn't it
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punk doll-hound sartha thrace 🔞 @puppythings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
put your fingers in that pilots neural port. immediately
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Such an awful movie to experience, 10/10
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kit puppy @estrogendog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
taking a digital ic design class this quarter im learning all about amazing digital circuits
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Sartha kayce @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 07/10/2025
trans women deserve to be vain. it's so important to have a bit of an ego and a sense of self worth and these are all slightly different things but they're so important to have
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Been doing a good job at finding smaller spots near me recently. Today, small pizza joint with a $9 2-slice-and-a-soda combo. Great stop before class. I also learned two weeks back that the cheese/sandwich shop near me does a deal on thrursdays, only 2 options but cheaper sandwiches. Good stuff.
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank you 🫡🫡🫡🫡
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Sophelia, Tyrant Insatiable @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sigh... $500 maid uniform that will only fit for a few months before she starts showing... I should ask the tailor to "just assume she'll be pregnant off and on for the rest of her life" Spandex in the tummy area, perhaps?
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ethel cainhurst † @durendoll.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
disowned socialite trans woman using her brother to marry back into the family fortune
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
~~girl who grew up extremely touch starved voice~~
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think my most doll coded trait is how much i love casual physical contact. Always my favorite part of the doctor or the gym or whatever, i love just sitting there being manipulated
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
an issue in my dating life is that being a trans lesbian doesn't make it any less pathetic how obsessed I am with boobs
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guh
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Sophelia, Tyrant Insatiable @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
B-cup Leinth X DD-cup Sartha X F-cup Handler
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hey uh bad news. i actually sold us out to the demon queen last night. yeah cause she let me suck on her tits. i mean you know how it is out here. yeah they were real soft. anyway i'm pretty sure we're surrounded and we're all gonna die
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
binding a centaurgirl's arms & fitting her out in tack & bridle such that she's reduced from a woman to a palfrey with cute tits
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Noah(mal guy) @nanadouken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if your employee is unappreciative for your work, maybe its time to make em walk in your shoes for a bit
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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