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Valkyrie

@konshock.bsky.social
160 followers 458 following 555 posts

23, she/her, it/its 🏳️‍⚧️ Sometimes a hawk, usually a snake. Like to cook, game, and hopelessly apply to jobs Don't be afraid to DM first because I sure am

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nicole🎃🕸️ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
learned today that the slack in the strings of a corset, the central loops one pulls on to tighten, are called the "rabbit ears". is this world not beautiful?
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Morgzoi @theshehergayguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Would you place him in your cart
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Grilled cheese with kbbq spam. Close enough.
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i want hamburger....
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've been desperately looking for a jacket exactly like this
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ok i updated my oomf list for the first time in well over a year so hopefully i start using it more
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Marigold 💠🌸✿🌸💠 (palette princess) @fraumarigold.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
nice sequence of events here
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trying to post on this app more but straight up there is One (1) person that reliably sees my posts, despite having a number of mutually on here...
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was my birthday yesterday :3
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Beef stroganoff and brussels for one
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Literally offering a free dinner and i can't get anyone over smfh
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Idk how many more "Sorry, i'd love to but"s i can take Just trying to do things with my friends why does shit never work what am doing wrong
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Marigold 💠🌸✿🌸💠 (palette princess) @fraumarigold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
thicc handler......
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
every three months a bunch of grandstanding machos do the “normal grizzled mech pilots would smoke one of those tranny sex dogs” as though the mecha genre hasn’t been about feminine losers having panic attacks in the cockpit since Gun Dam Seventy Nine
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marcie the runt @marciemusing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“we’re buying the maid outfit and you have to pose for photos to send to my friends.” okay, firstly, what the heck. secondly, okay. :) yay :)
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so fucking frustrating how many things there are i *want* to do but am consistently unable to make myself do
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punk doll-hound sartha thrace 🔞 @puppythings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
put your fingers in that pilots neural port. immediately
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kit puppy @estrogendog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
taking a digital ic design class this quarter im learning all about amazing digital circuits
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Sartha kayce @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 07/10/2025
trans women deserve to be vain. it's so important to have a bit of an ego and a sense of self worth and these are all slightly different things but they're so important to have
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Been doing a good job at finding smaller spots near me recently. Today, small pizza joint with a $9 2-slice-and-a-soda combo. Great stop before class. I also learned two weeks back that the cheese/sandwich shop near me does a deal on thrursdays, only 2 options but cheaper sandwiches. Good stuff.
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Sophelia, Tyrant Insatiable @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sigh... $500 maid uniform that will only fit for a few months before she starts showing... I should ask the tailor to "just assume she'll be pregnant off and on for the rest of her life" Spandex in the tummy area, perhaps?
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ethel cainhurst † @durendoll.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
disowned socialite trans woman using her brother to marry back into the family fortune
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think my most doll coded trait is how much i love casual physical contact. Always my favorite part of the doctor or the gym or whatever, i love just sitting there being manipulated
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
an issue in my dating life is that being a trans lesbian doesn't make it any less pathetic how obsessed I am with boobs
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Sophelia, Tyrant Insatiable @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
B-cup Leinth X DD-cup Sartha X F-cup Handler
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hey uh bad news. i actually sold us out to the demon queen last night. yeah cause she let me suck on her tits. i mean you know how it is out here. yeah they were real soft. anyway i'm pretty sure we're surrounded and we're all gonna die
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
binding a centaurgirl's arms & fitting her out in tack & bridle such that she's reduced from a woman to a palfrey with cute tits
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Noah(mal guy) @nanadouken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if your employee is unappreciative for your work, maybe its time to make em walk in your shoes for a bit
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
thinking back on my toronto trip, hanging out with friends in person for the first time was definitely the best part, but using the TTC was a *very* close second
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Viper is so hot in the recent Valorant cinematics that it makes me feel like i'm losing chess to something less than a dog, dear lord
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I need a new bomber jacket i think. Love my current one but it's getting too worn. I want something that's puffy but like hella cropped... And a second longer coat for colder weather, of course. I already have a practical winter jacket, but no swag to it
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Girl with normal feelings on Motoko ending up in a child version of her body at the end of the '95 movie
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koyorin @koyorin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
modular // 02
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i should probably go do my injection.
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Valkyrie @konshock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about how i wish things were different
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dogslop @willowwoofer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Find this hound at FM :3
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beartrapped 🔞 @softending.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The first and most dangerous step in the production of vampire antivenom is, of course, milking the venom from which it's synthesized. Luckily, some volunteers seem to even enjoy the process 🧪
a vampire girl in a lab, having her venom milked. a leather harness holds her mouth open with a metal bit, preventing her from biting, while a lab tech holds a vial to her fangs to catch the dripping venom; another gloved worker assists from behind.
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Caffichai @caffichai.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today is a notable day, so I'm bringing back this Wis post
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Malrionette @malachiteos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
oyakodon...
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SMGold | Commissions Open @smgold.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Samus is BACK and BOY is she HUNGRY
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Tsveira @phantasm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Capturing a shapeshifter and forcing it to be a fleshlight or dildo forever
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 11/09/2026
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Marigold 💠🌸✿🌸💠 (palette princess) @fraumarigold.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
"How it managed a leap like that, Kione will never know. The way it screams as it comes at her almost stops her heart." Fanart for RESCUE HOUND by @yuriposting.bsky.social ! :3
vertical shot of two AC6 style mechs in close mid-air combat, each dealing brutal blows to each other as they crash downward.
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kiwidolls🔞 @kiwi.doll.tf · 11/09/2026
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
everyone is posting about metroid and meanwhile this post is the main thing I know about the series
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I feel like Samus Aran, when she’s not on a mission, would have a Tony Hawk type experience with people not recognizing her without her armor. Like she’d get carded buying alcohol or something and the cashier would go “Samus Aran? Ha, it’s spelled just like the bounty hunter too. I wonder what he’s up to now?”

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She would definitely take advantage of this when she goes to lesbian bars and stuff. She’d just tell the cute alien girls her name is Sammy because if they knew she was the great Samus Aran they’d expect her to top

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I originally put a shortened version of this in the tags but I feel it’s worth adding. Imagine being the alien girl at a lesbian bar on a federation space station. You meets this cute tall human girl who calls herself Sammy and you hit it off and share some drinks and eventually Sammy invites her back to her place. Her place is a space ship that you swear looks familiar but you can’t remember where you’ve seen it. Anyway you disregard it and spend the night fucking the brains out of this buff blonde tgirl. Then in the morning when you go to leave you make a wrong turn and catch a glimpse of the power armor belonging to the bounty hunter known across the galaxy. Imagine the realization that this “Sammy” girl you plowed into the mattress last night is singhandedly responsible for saving the universe multiple times
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Joy 💖 𓅓 @shammy.tv · 16/09/2025
"what's up, loser? hiding from the party? c'mon, i need someone to bring me drinks and you need someone not to tell your sister where she caught you jerking off." 🎨 @boidbwain.art
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