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Komrade Krisis - "Still Technically Extant™️!"

@komradekrisis.bsky.social
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Krisis. 31; agender robot, it/they. Kamen Rider, semi-professional villain, and all-around general rapscallion.

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𝐂𝐚𝐭 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐣𝐚☭ @catsonja.com · 01/08/2026
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Komrade Krisis - "Still Technically Extant™️!" @komradekrisis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'm playing Girlframe for the first time today I'm going to be SO Unbelievably Fucking Normal about this game you have No Idea
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 31/07/2026
this is my new favorite diagram
Brachiosaurus projectile vomiting: forces generated and resulting traces
Assuming 50 kg (110 Ibs) of regurgitant, impact velocity from 14 m (45 ft) height, and hard-packed sand as impact site.
h = 14 m (45 ft)
Impact velocity = V = V 2gh = 16.6 m/s; kinetic energy before impact = 6,860 J
Average impact force = 68,600 N
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
shobon @beat_shobon
my mom explaining to her friends what a vocaloid producer is: he works for hatsune miku
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Sam Raimi didn't strap a Super 8 camera to a 2x4 so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."
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Komrade Krisis - "Still Technically Extant™️!" @komradekrisis.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Maybe this is weird, but sometimes I feel like I'd prefer getting called slurs to just getting relentlessly gendered as male. Not that slurs are like, less harmful or whatever, but FUCK it feels like most people don't even *notice* the genderfuckery I present to the world 🙃🙃🙃
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Komrade Krisis - "Still Technically Extant™️!" @komradekrisis.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Aaaaaaa I'm on day 3 of a 4-day course to get a traffic control licence and today we're leaving the classroom and doing traffic control on a live road 😵‍💫😵‍💫 IT'LL PROBABLY BE FINE BUT I AM CATASTROPHISING HARDCORE 🤪🤪🙃🙃🙃
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I want fewer magic sets, that take longer to produce, made by people who are paid more to make them, & I'm NOT joking.
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Trinket @trinketbirdy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I am DYING at this kid's story
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I think a large part of the Boring Adult Joys aren't even about really maturing as a person, but about the pleasures of gaining autonomy over your own space. It's fundamentally the same joy as the joy of getting a new poster for your room as a teenager, or a toy as a kid.
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Komrade Krisis - "Still Technically Extant™️!" @komradekrisis.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjbU...
youtube.com
Wrongfully Accused - Train Chase
YouTube video by BestSpoofMovies
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Catherine Frames @oxinabox.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
First base: we lock eyes and you go very still. Second base: I hunt you through the forest at night. Third base: I run you over with my car.
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Salamanding @salamanding.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
GLaDOG playing with her toys
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re🐠mane🐠dur @remanedur.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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satahshanks the kale gay cat 🛸 @posatahchips.gaygothvibes.online · 23/06/2026
oh my god this was SO SOON after i actually watched all of star wars for the first time
an october 2017 post reading "im finally watching the star wars movies and here are my liveblogged thoughts on new hope. cracked tf up that the first time we see Iconic Scary Guy Darth Vader he puts his hands on his hips and looks around at dead bodies like a manager who expected you to have more stock put away by the end of his lunch break"
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Nobody glomps each other anymore these days ;(
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The thing is Im order to appreciate Posting you have to understand it as an artform But to be Good at Posting you absolutely cannot perceive of it as having any value whatsoever, artistic or otherwise.
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
i wanna see the director’s cut where jennifer coolidge fucks the villager she hit with her Jeep Grand Cherokee
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Komrade Krisis - "Still Technically Extant™️!" @komradekrisis.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Multicultural cringe
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Komrade Krisis - "Still Technically Extant™️!" @komradekrisis.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Today's krow finds!! Turns out spending a bunch of time at a building in a semi-industrial zone that runs along a major road is really good for finding miscellaneous metal scraps :3c
A handful of miscellaneous metal objects that were found on the ground.
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🎀 Silvaria Sereneblossom 🎀🤎🖤🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @sereneblossom.gay · 09/06/2026
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Olivia Alpenglow ΘΔ🔞 @mimicleviathan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Society if Destroyer Marathon was a beautiful Butch lesbian
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Steam! @steamstuckobold.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
i dont know if anyone else has noticed how good Marathon's setting is for kink play i, however, cannot stop thinking about it, and will inevitably throw more money at artists to draw my fursona as a Runner shell in Compromising Positions
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Komrade Krisis - "Still Technically Extant™️!" @komradekrisis.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'm doing a course for a construction site safety qualification, and part of the in-class learning content was watching a compilation of liveleak clips 🥴🥴🥴
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)
BREAKING:
Man ejaculated 3 metres out of car after head-on crash

dunedin herald

#BREAKING Man, 32, ejaculated three metres out of a car after a head-on collision with a farm fence.
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naoarte @naoarte.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Trafalgar Street: “🎶Nazis Stuck in a Tunnel.🎶” #Brighton
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.
Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. 

Magic!

Goodnight.
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Komrade Krisis - "Still Technically Extant™️!" @komradekrisis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@ my irl mutuals Do y'all mind if I started hornyposting on main more or would that be offputting
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Emily McGovern @emilyscartoons.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Praxis, sister 🙏🌈 #pridemonth
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lydia @lydz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
the most beautiful part about marathon is that it’s an extraction shooter that is aesthetically repulsive to right wing chuds so i don’t have to hear about peanuts saying slurs or neckbeards with massive gun collections as stream backgrounds instead the game is filled with gay women
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Komrade Krisis - "Still Technically Extant™️!" @komradekrisis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Lmao I just saw someone describe Monster Hunter as an extraction shooter What do words even mean anymore
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Puzzled Artist @ Probably drawing swimsuits @puzzled-artist.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Here we ask important questions, like what if Megatron was a big woman
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jess @jessfrom.online · 14/06/2026
honestly the audible thunk on this is incredible
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Valscarie Howlla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 14/06/2026
i don't have skin in the game re: ai's effect on the software industry except to the extent that it's annoying to me personally that now everyone with a bad idea just asks chatgpt to hork up a web app about it. i worked hard to hork up MY web app. i horked it up from the HEART
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Coral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 05/06/2026
Still yuri
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pavora @pavora.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
In its sights
Feminine bodied creature with security cameras for a head, crouched in a place with very bad cable management
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Be pet gay dogs
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robin @garskuther.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
cant stop thinking about this post
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Grace Reed @deergrace.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Can confirm: looks great on a flagpole 🫡
A Queer Villain Pride flag (a thunderbolt in magenta, orange, green and purple on a black field, available at distressedegg.fun) flies on a flagpole on a brick house
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racc ⚢ @raccoattack.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
she is working!!!
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Rock some sinister style this month on the cheap! I'm doing a QUEER VILLAIN PRIDE SALE from now until July 1st in my online store! Flags, bandanas, patches, pins, keychains and washi tape are all 30% OFF, so order now and get your gear in time for the festivities! shop.irisjay.net
an ad for my Queer Villain Pride merch sale! 30$ all merchandise until July 1st!a little graphic explaining what the Queer Villain Pride flag is
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satahshanks the kale gay cat 🛸 @posatahchips.gaygothvibes.online · 11/06/2026
he's at popcorn school & he's on track to graduate with honours
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Andy Vitek @avitek.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Fukuyama: We have reached the end of history. History: It's 2026, and an official branch of the Ukrainian armed forces is tweeting about how drone striking Andrew Tate while he's clout farming with the Russian military would be fun, but is sadly a war crime. Get bent old man.
Ukrainian USF tweet: "Ok, fellas, we see all your tags and we get it.

But.
Being a shitty person doesn't make someone a legitimate military target under international law. Climbing on a tank for internet clout isn't enough to become a combatant.

Do something that actually qualifies — then we can talk. Until then, we'll keep our drones for real military targets 😉"
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Unironically one of the funniest jokes in Star Wars history is literally that bit from Empire where an asteroid smacks into the bridge of a Star Destroyer and just flat-out kills a guy in the middle of a call with Vader, and everyone just ignores him
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Komrade Krisis - "Still Technically Extant™️!" @komradekrisis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
ADHD is wild because I can easily lose over an hour in what feels like 10 minutes, but as soon as I need to wait for half an hour it feels like I perceive each individual second 🥴
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Catherine Frames @oxinabox.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Can we have a girl? We already have a girl at home. The girl we have at home: "faggot"
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