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@distressedegg.bsky.social
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strange comics & art for horny people. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only. stay villainous! #queervillainpride SITE: distressedegg.fun PATREON: patreon.com/irisjay STORE: shop.irisjay.net avatar by @draekos.bsky.social

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BrokenPotion @brokenpotion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chemical Love
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bsb @blackshirtboy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Another one from 2022. Man I used to love doing this stuff. (The original plate for this was taken from a Brazzers photoshoot).
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
real conversation i had when i stayed the night at a friends house that i think about constantly
Two furry women lounging in bed, a wolfgirl and a lynxgirl. The lynx is holding a wine glass and theyre both in their underwear. Wolfgirl says
"I feel like a LOT of Toriel porn is actually a subtle display of some sort of internalized or perhaps even EXTERNALIZED misogny because they refuse to look at her as a character in place of using her as a goat-themed MILF archetype"
"Mmhmm mmhm"
"Like, do you truly love Toriel and her fridge-shaped design and her puns and her apparent character flaws, or do you just want
a video game mommy that's popular with furries, y'know?"
"and that's completely true. A refusal to look at the character as a woman and instead a SYMBOL of a sort of idealized womanhood,
someone who cooks and cleans and  fucks you rather than a person with internality"
"EXACTTLYYY"
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
another artblog piece! i was really excited that petrification got its own little moment online earlier this year, and i'll ALWAYS take an excuse to make art about, well, Making Art...  [Originally posted 2026.03.13. Join today: patreon.com/irisjay // subscribestar.art/irisjay ]
a huge snake woman with a collar and a bunch of piercings lowers her sunglasses sultrily at an avian adventurer, who's been turned into a statue with a surprised look frozen on her face. yowza!
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do you WANT the whole neighborhood to hear? Maybe it doesn't matter at this point... There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for DIRTY tier subscribers on patreon.com/irisjay and subscribestar.art/irisjay !
ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 57. Science witch rabbit Keridwen flies towards Perry the giant inflated rubber nun on her jet broom. This is a weird thing to describe, but it all makes perfect sense in the comic, I swear. Text: ON MY WAY. I CAN'T PROMISE "QUIET", THOUGH.
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Cartoonists United @cartoonist.coop · 20/06/2026
Have you filled out the third annual Comic Worker Survey? If not, this is the time to support your fellow comics workers! Your answers will help address pay disparities for a more transparent and equal comics industry. Take the survey here: cartoonist.coop/2026comicwor... Art by @urnash.com
Inkling, an inkwell, is standing atop a pile of gold bars, gleefully waving a fistful of money in the air. Nibford, a dip pen, is clutching a single nickel to their chest and trying their best not to cry, Floating text urges you to TAKE THE 2026 COMIC WORKERS SURVEY! because PAY TRANSPARENCY HELPS US REACH PAY EQUALITY!
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vesta z | play angel diaclasis 🪽 @godaughtr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
From the creators of Orangepeel, Onionskin... 👼 ANGEL DIACLASIS awaits. 👼 -38,000 word 18+ #yaoijam VN, by me and @pepperbloom.bsky.social -An original dark fantasy setting, dripping with atmosphere -Gay domestic drama, tragedy, & water inflation...? FREE/PWYW: pepperbloom.itch.io/angel-diacla...
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do you WANT the whole neighborhood to hear? Maybe it doesn't matter at this point... There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for DIRTY tier subscribers on patreon.com/irisjay and subscribestar.art/irisjay !
ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 57. Science witch rabbit Keridwen flies towards Perry the giant inflated rubber nun on her jet broom. This is a weird thing to describe, but it all makes perfect sense in the comic, I swear. Text: ON MY WAY. I CAN'T PROMISE "QUIET", THOUGH.
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the more unfinished projects you have the better. the bigger your graveyard the more strange zombies you can sew together from the body parts. do not feel self-conscious about it. just keep making.
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peppendraws.bsky.social @peppendraws.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sabrina Online's impact on the furry community has been huge - so for her 30th anniversary I've drawn her appropriately big :3 Please join me celebrating by drawing her huge as well! #MacroSabrina
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Dobes Crusher @dobescrusher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also some #nsfw goodies by @denimjackett.bsky.social and @distressedegg.bsky.social , I hope folks don't mind that I'm putting these here (with appropriate labels) but I just do not feel like logging into the other account atm
hunky pen sketch of anthro badger with a big tummy and a big t dickpen sketch of anthro badger with a t dick in a bath house, ladeling water onto the hot rocks, asking "hot enough for ya, pal?"
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Beginning momentarily: join Draekos, Karen and yours truly for our weekly art stream! I'm working on comics this week, so come watch the MAGIC happen. Wow!!! distressedegg.fun/stream
ad for d.egg art stream!
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Nero Villagallos O'Reilly @itsnero.com · 22/09/2026
Going to plug my website guide once again: blog.itsnero.com/webguide/ This will get you online with a website in an afternoon. It's not the fanciest or most modern way to do it, but it's code that has worked for decades. Get yourself a site ASAP and figure out what else you need to do later.
blog.itsnero.com
The Quick ‘n’ Dirty Guide to Making a Website (2026) – Nero Blog
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Vera "Countess" Lycaon @veralycaon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Come get y'all sleazy vampire club music <3
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Waiting in the airport post-ASC and feeling some of the worst post-con depression I’ve had in a while. We gotta stay a little longer next year, I already miss all my wonderful friends!!!! 💜💖💜💖💜
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ASC is fun so far, except there’s this one gal here who I’d SWEAR is trying to jack my style
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Furry Found Footage ➡️ FURPOC @furryfootage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this is the greatest night of my life #asc2026 📸 @distressedegg.bsky.social
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
On a quick stopover in Vegas en route to ASC. Said hi to a friend while I’m in the neighborhood
It’s the Luxor, as viewed distantly from the window of a plane. Sybil issue 3, if you know you know.
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Big Dyke Energy @azurebitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All of the fun of Scandalous Sybil Throat has been fun and incredible but let me tell you from being on the Patreon: issue 4 is off the charts and I'm extremely Not Normal about it and y'all gotta get in here
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Go looking for adventure, and you just might end up finding... yourself. :3 There's a new page of THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT live for DIRTY tier subscribers on patreon.com/irisjay and subscribestar.art/irisjay !
Ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 56. Sybil stretches her arms wide. Dialog: "OH, TOTALLY! HOLESOM IS FOR EVERYONE!"
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Go looking for adventure, and you just might end up finding... yourself. :3 There's a new page of THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT live for DIRTY tier subscribers on patreon.com/irisjay and subscribestar.art/irisjay !
Ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 56. Sybil stretches her arms wide. Dialog: "OH, TOTALLY! HOLESOM IS FOR EVERYONE!"
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𝝠𝝘𝝣𝝪𝝣 🏳️‍⚧️ @areye.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Going through TSA for a furcon is always a nightmare 😩 sorry i dont look like my scrungly fucked up ashy passport photo anymore like jeeze #furry #furryart
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Narrative Matters (@itsnarrative on Twitter) @narrativematters.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Posting absurdly well simply by plagiarizing Krazy Kat speech balloons
A comic strip panel. Ignatz (a mouse) lobs a brick at Krazy Kat's head. Ignatz is speaking; his speech bubble reads:

EVERY DAY MY MIND GROWS
KEENER. MY GOOD ARM
STRONGER - - -
MY SILLY ENEMIES
MORE FUTILE - - -
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Stella of The Dolls🏳️‍⚧️ @stelladolly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sadly it is this version
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SCOOPIE ➡️ LVFC @sc00p-ie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
FURRIES OF COLOR BOOK IS NOW OPEN FOR PR30RD3RS!!!!!!! Shares appreciated A 200+ page project with 50+ contributors. We put our heart and soul into this and really hope you take a look :3 Link: scoopie.bigcartel.com/product/furr... #furryart #furryfandom #furrypoc #pocfurry #zines
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🇺🇦 Runa Solaris 🔞 @runasolaris.art · 15/09/2026
Commission for dear VoidPhoenix [FA] 🖤 You can see the NSFW ver. on my Patreon! #art #furryart #runasolarisart #украрт #avian
A female anthro secretary bird holds a bird skull restored using the kintsugi technique and admires it, covered only in a blue satin cloth
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Yugo Limbo @yugsly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
playing around with my new-ish characters. normal women having fun and hanging out
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👑 Zach Szosheel ゾシール @szosheel.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
So there's this guy I like..
A comic page depicting a cute guy in a jacket with fur trim, images of his eyes, tongues kissing, his naked body. It says "So.. there's this guy I like. Nightly, I dream of him. His lips on mine. My arms around his narrow frame. But I don't long for him as a man longs for the touch of a woman, or his most beautiful gaze. I long for my tongue to separate his flesh from the bone like a perfectly tender cut of meat. I long for him as a warmonger longs for the death of his enemy." A tiger drags his bleeding corpse by the throat, eyes aglow with a trail of blood behind them.
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Jaida R.L. Mack | friend of eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"What's up, dink? You wanna answer my riddles three or get your face bit off? Alright, what's got four legs in the morni-IT'S NOT A FUCKING TABLE" im spinks!! also dang I gotta rock some funky facial hardware, 🎨: the inventive @irisjaycomics.bsky.social
A colossal sphinx with a human-like face, gold and lapis jewelry, and bitchin' turquoise Lennon glasses is sprawled in front of a pyramid, looking down at an itty bitty dude leading an equally itty bitty dromedary.
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shoutout to Beth’s in Greenwood!
A crayon drawing of Sybil and Perry eating diner food. Text: “THX BETH’S!”
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Patron sketches from February of 2026! I love how all of these came out, but I'm quite partial to that secretary bird Korps twink in particular~ [Originally posted 2026.03.13. Join today: patreon.com/irisjay // subscribestar.art/irisjay ]
patron sketches from February 2026, inc: an oversized Irkan scout, three jackals forming a triangle, a lynx getting pumped full of eggs, a skunk dressed as Wikipe-tan, and a secretary bird up to some villainy in a wine cellar.
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Grace Reed @deergrace.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“I’d like to speak with you,” the Overlord intoned sonorously (but warmly) over comms. “Sighthound. Come.” Abigail obeyed instantly, leaping over railings in a flouncily acrobatic twirl, and bouncily speed-parkoured up to the elder dragon's fourth-story perch... (🎨: @distressedegg.bsky.social)
Abigail "Sighthound" Fleming stands on a balcony, speedster combat armour helmet off, her hips embraced from behind by the Overlord, who smirks and raises an eyebrow in full evil sex wizard mode
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reedpop furry convention
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A stream sketch from tonight for @drdev.bsky.social ! Buyou's willing to go a couple more rounds if you are...
a raccoon in a crop top leans against the ropes of a boxing ring, grinning and sporting a bloody nose.
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Another 30 minute sketch from tonight, for @floydiansystem.com ! Watch out, it looks like she's scheming something with that hand of hers...
a tanuki grips her cybernetic left hand and flashes a sinister grin down at the viewer. A peal of lightning cracks in the background.
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A 30-minute sketch from tonight, for @flammtay.bsky.social ! With a simple full consciousness upload, you CAN be two places at once...
a skunk in skimpy clubwear peels off from an identical skunk in cozy casual wear. they're "forks" of the same posthuman skunk-shaped person; this is a core feature of Madison Rye Progress's "Post-Self" setting, where this character is from.
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Jaida R.L. Mack | friend of eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Cure for big gay yearning is simple. Go do battle with Mechliacci. Take combat enhancment drugs, crack open her pod, tilt her chin with your sword, all very toxic yaoi. Guaranteed to fix cravings." "But Handler," said the flash-cloned drone pilot to the harried crew chief-
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
TONIGHT! 6pm PT/9pm ET! Join Karen and yours truly for our weekly art stream at distressedegg.fun/stream ! I'll have my classic 30-minute SKETCH SLOTS open tonight, so if you wanna nab one, fill out my form: forms.gle/YByfczLYqYnPJWGP6
ad for d.egg art stream! a punk skunk rockin out! a dragon getting changed into a maid outfit! a tiger painting makeup onto the face of a lynx doll!
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
TONIGHT! 6pm PT/9pm ET! Join Karen and yours truly for our weekly art stream at distressedegg.fun/stream ! I'll have my classic 30-minute SKETCH SLOTS open tonight, so if you wanna nab one, fill out my form: forms.gle/YByfczLYqYnPJWGP6
ad for d.egg art stream! a punk skunk rockin out! a dragon getting changed into a maid outfit! a tiger painting makeup onto the face of a lynx doll!
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Nero Villagallos O'Reilly @itsnero.com · 09/09/2026
New Ultraviolents page is up! In the thick of it. 🔞 Read today's page: uv.itsnero.com/comic/326 ⛓️ New? Read from the beginning: uv.itsnero.com/comic/ch-1  🔪 Subscribers are two whole months ahead! itsnero.com/join
Comic update banner. A crop of a dog man doing, uh, a lot of grunting.
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Bigg @bpbigg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Forgot to mention that I made the TITS DETECTIVE - JUGS AND JUSTICE comic I did with @sirscarab.bsky.social free this week, so here's the whole thing! You can download it as a PDF through the link! My god doing all this alt text was a lot of work bp-games.itch.io/td-jugsandju...
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Just relax and keep those eyes open. You won't want to miss this..." [Originally posted 2026.02.21. Join today for more: patreon.com/irisjay // subscribestar.art/irisjay ]
a trans gal sits limp on a chair, transfixed by a hallucinogenic canid sitting on her lap. The specter is sliding a pair of x-ray specs onto her face. Her cock is erect, leaking. It's weird! And hot!
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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You can use your mouth and your ears at the same time, right? There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for all DIRTY tier subscribers on patreon.com/irisjay and subscribestar.art/irisjay !
ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 55. Sybil holds her fingers out towards the viewer. Vox: "CLEAN ME OFF AND LISTEN."
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Ophilia 🔞 SUPERATOMIC Comics @ophiliabedelia.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
At the time I really wanted a more neon aesthetic for SUPERATOMIC (mad science, chemicals etc) so I was trying to experiment with color. But I’ve made peace with the monochrome for the sake of progress. (2/2)
Page 4. She starts to moan and he covers her mouth. Page 5. He brings her to orgasm and she lies there panting. He takes off his glove and pats her on the rump. Page 6. He brings her a roll of paper towels and sits down again. As she cleans up, she leans into his face and warns him that she still expects to be properly fucked. He promises.Page 7. Alexander sits back, proud of himself. He gets a call from their boss as Janine walks away down the hallway, satisfied.
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Ophilia 🔞 SUPERATOMIC Comics @ophiliabedelia.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Here’s an oldie that was a great learning moment for me. If I rewrote this now I would not have Janine say “we haven’t been intimate,” she’d say “we haven’t fucked.” 🤦🏻‍♀️ Anyway. Your evil wife is horny and you should do something about it. (1/2)
Comic page 1. Janine goes to Alexander’s lab and tells him she’s having a hard time getting work done because they’ve been to busy to have sex for two weeks. Page 2. Janine complains about their boss while Alexander tidies his desk. He tells her to put her elbows on the desk. Page 3. He pulls down her panties and starts to finger her as she’s bent over.
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ThirtyHelens @thirtyhelens.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Its payout day and things are looking, well, not GRIM grim, but regular grim. If you like my work consider throwing me 3-5$ for a month! No pressure, its tough out there but also, uh, its tough out here?
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vosyl @vosyl.eurosky.social · 30/08/2026
RAISON D'ETRE, 2026 (What's Yours?)
An anthropomorphic jackrabbit called Yvonne MacStitch stands idly in a field, caught off-guard by a question on what her raison d'etre is, reason for being, only in a pair of jeans and completely shirtless, as she chews on a piece of straw her answer is "I guess mine is to live free".
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Regular Car Reviews @regularcars.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How to stop Content Harassers and get them to leave you alone. You say these music words and it ruins their ability to make money off the video they shot.
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Eri!!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Swirly Glasses Scientist Pervert Girl has liked your post: This Arby's Sandwich got me feeling like theyre injecting mysterious chemicals into me. The Swirly Glasses Scientist Pervert Girl has followed you The Swirly Glasses Scientist Pervert Girl has added you to list: Specimens to Study
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