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@tastesirony.bsky.social
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fuc the bird site lmao jess, she/her, 31, straya, taken and gay af

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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i had a dream that i went to a nicki minaj concert, had a problem with my ticket, had a nap, found out the concert got cancelled because people weren’t showing up (wonder why 👀) and ended up going next door to a pool shop and swimming in their display pool with a bunch of queer people
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i love my wife she spoils me so much i hope everyone i love finds a person like her for them
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Russia got Sydney’d”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
saw noel fielding in bunnings yesterday btw
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
jsyk my gf’s new nickname is babymouth ur welcom
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
YOU CAN’T PICK TIM *AND* DOLLY, IT DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT. PUT ONE BACK, YOU BASTARD
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“basically Old Deuteronomy is the Optimus Prime of Cats”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“booty, booty, booty, booty, Dench’n everywhere”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“he’s taking a risk, he’s checking it twice, he’s gonna-FUCK”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“the apple doesn’t fall far from… the other apple”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“haaaaa suck shit, flock of seagulls”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
fack i hate renting
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
heehee hoohoo
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Gillian Anderson has her own brand of fizzy drink now Gillian Branderson
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“how big is the large”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“it’s an ass-eat-ass world”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“you’ve told me to shut up twice now!” “and you’re STILL TALKING”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“a man walks out playing the flute-“ “is he nakey?” “SHUT UP”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
to be fair, gogurt’s old slogan being “rip their head off and suck their guts out” was pretty intense for kids. but also, if they still had that slogan, i’d eat more yogurt.
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
started my powerpoint for the powerpoint party this weekend, i hope the topic isn’t too depressing lmao i just have a lot of OPINIONS
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“i love you, please stop telling me about tarrare”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“everybody, rub your thumb on my egg”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
new name inspo
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
who else pumped to see teenage sex and death at camp miasma i can’t promise i won’t be jorkin it whilst watching tho ngl
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i can’t believe i didn’t pull Yae Miko 😞 there better be a Nahida banner soon i swear to fukc
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
i love my little autistic daughter Nahida
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the duality of ma’am
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“i think twinks can have lizard boyfriends”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“Goldie what’s Toby Fox Pronoun Gate?”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“in the famous words of Basil Brush: ‘Bush did 9/11’”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
ITS DA WEEKEND FRIENDS!!!!! I HAVE TO WORK FOR TWO WEEKS AT A SERVICE I AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH THIS SCHOOL HOLIDAYS!!!!!! BUT IM NOT THINKING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS THE FREEKING WEEKING
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
all day facking Working facking make little monie
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
ROOT CANAL???? I BARELY KNOW CANAL!!!!! nah but fr whoever she is she owes me 3000 dollers
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
i wanna see the director’s cut where jennifer coolidge fucks the villager she hit with her Jeep Grand Cherokee
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
the minecraft movie could’ve been so much better than it was. so many opportunities for deeper character development, but instead, they chose to LET JACK BLACK SING THREE TIMES
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
“how much bottom growth do you need before you go from shambling mound to flesh golem”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
“can someone cast shit pants?” “no” “you’re a bard though, can’t you play the brown note??” “i was told NO by GOD” *points at dm*
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
damn okay woah
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“i’m a proud themcell, okay??” - our lovely roommate
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
“happy pride month, d-slur” “dickhead?”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
*looking at my own hand* “i’m all balls no penis”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
some phrases from tonight: “girt by me” “doesn’t even touch the sides” “i wanna eat you” “that’s what happens when you have autism” “it’s called the compussy”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
“i’m ALWAYS cooking, Wcislo, if only you have tastebuds to EAT”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
“… Oberon, his wife Titania, Baba Yaga, some asian guy…”
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
wow what a house we looked at. imagine if kermit the frog did shrooms in the 70s and also became the owner of a bar and also maybe worshipped satan and did bdsm parties
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
rebecca gibney could get it
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i love being burnt out!! love it, couldn’t recommend it more. a wonderful experience
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
oh update btw, no pain! yeehaw
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
has anyone tried romancing Withers? is it possible? what if i want my semi-alike bg3 character to bang the weird boney priest-man
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poop weed lung fungus @tastesirony.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
new (ish) pillow tonoit gang, let’s see if i wake up with a massive headache tomorrow morning 👍🏻
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