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Kloby

@kolberz.bsky.social
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Sometimes funny gay that likes video games. He/Him. Gay, married. T1D

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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i am being bullied by video game players on the internet
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Being nasty and hateful about Rebecca Black, who is an openly queer girl making pop music she likes after one of that most vitriolic waves of internet hate is such a brave thing to do really. It's actually a good healthy behavior to point and laugh at a pereceived lolcow
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i actually wanted to reinstall and play fortnite anyway it's fine. asding my favorite show definitely isn't the reason I'm doing that.
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
god control 2 slaps so fucking hard
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Brónagh @bronaghisgay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran right now
A human mouse saying “Why would I be complicit? There’s no reason for me to do that”
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
posting incendiary nonsense then hitting mute thread to make my monday exciting
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Kakegurui: Pinkupinemame's Intense Gaze
ALT: Kakegurui: Pinkupinemame's Intense Gaze
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Small government
military.com
Homeland Security Program Analyzes Americans' Finances to Flag Drivers Who Haven't Committed Crimes: Report
A new report claims one Border Patrol team is in the Spokane Sector in Washington, and another in the Laredo Sector in Texas.
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I got secret pre-access to the OoT Remake that has the old school graphics in HD. Nintendo doesn't want you to know you can play this with all sorts of options at 60+FPS!
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
every metroid fan online right now
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What is consciousness? What is sentience? These are philosophical question that have been asked since the dawn of time. How lucky we are to live in a time where 7 people in Northern California realised the answer is “being able to predict the most statistically significant next word in a sentence”
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
why did they make him 7 feet tall and wiry and lethal and so fucking sexy, i should not come away from a game being like "I want Michael Myers to raw me so hard. I want him to tie me to the asylum bed and treat my like a latex glove wrapped around two sponges"
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Every time I see her face I think about that intracranial swelling condition purebred dalmatians get that makes them go deaf and insane
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
post something random or you’ll have a awful September
Cher from clueless looking behind her while driving with an expression that indicates she may have had an accident. the subtitle reads "hereditary (2018)"
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Vivienne Medrano was so ahead of her time #HazbinHotel
Real life supervillains Sam Altman and Greg Brockman imitating Vox from Hazbin Hotel by being high technical and posing for Time Magazine with a big "Trust Us" over them
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"oh you wouldn't eat your dog but you'd eat a cow?" i wouldn't kill my hushed but i can think of several people i would happily kill what's your point
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
first Dolly and then Tim Curry what the fuck
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
don't be afraid of horse meat. a horse would eat you if it could. you only need to look in the empty eyes of gods most soulless creature one time to know this truth.
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
it would actually be better for the internet as a whole if ad blockers didn't exist
a wen page so obscured with ads you can't see any partof it
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
off work from my job editing a shared spreadsheet what a week! anyway what's going on tonight
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I thought it was TikTok ruining peoples ability to read but I guess it's because they let idiots like this teach
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oh you purchased something that will bring you joy? I, the sneering intellectual, pity you.
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Despite this administration being incapable of anything good, it's interesting to see based on the replies and quotes that every single lib on bluesky seems to think if you play games you're a racist incel in a basement rather than wondering if maybe some technical proficiency weighed the scales
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
tofu is nasty idk how people eat this it was a tasteless mushy sandwich
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
hm I think you're maybe right? can't quite tell what you're saying tho
the OP's post placed into the Content Slit that modern web advertising creates
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Amy Lee you will always be my favorite #Evanescence
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
at the concert and got the drink titled "self destruct"after my favorite song on the new album and it is named well considering the lady put like 10 shots of whiskey and one splash of ginger ale
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Dead by Daylight @deadbydaylight.com · 14/07/2026
Headbangers unite! The face of metal is here to shred his way through your nightmares with the Facemelter Eddie outfit, the latest addition to the Iron Maiden Collection.
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If you see this, post your comfort characters✨
Valerie Frizzle and Liz the lizard driving the Magic School Bus
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
girl lunch
lunch consisting of a small bag of spicy pickle chips and a pink monster energy drink
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Moonlight Peaks asks the important question: "What if everyone in your farm sim town was the edgy alt romance option?"
Three romance options from Moonlight Peaks, a charming supernatural farm sim. All of them fill the role of the "alternative" style character you might see in a typical game.
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
rhythm heaven is a little addicting
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
i mean i do have 10k hours but im also playing at a huge disadvantage so it equals out
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Someone made this comic and it's the funniest comic I've seen that has the least possible reach
a comic featuring billboards that feature the company owner's dead wife perusing through the years
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Gaydar isn't magic, it's science! How does it work? How WELL does it work? Who has it? Are machines going to round up gay people with their AI gay detectors? It's not a "no"! New Video: youtu.be/EZI2LBzGTIQ [Captioned in English (Canadian though sorry)]
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Me: "I enjoy playing friendslop with my friends" Someone who has never seen grass: "Saying slop means you're a basement dwelling friendless incel and any online slang that isn't AAVE is nazi slang so you're also a nazi for saying this. This is a normal thing to think"
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy cancer season
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I made a pretty cool potion of diarrhea; 2 glasses of ice+vinegar, followed by a bag of gummy worms (sour electric) and topped off with a can of Celsius
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
it me, jason vorhees
notorious killer jason vorhees, known for his appearances in fortnite and dead by daylight
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Amy Lee is and always has been a queen
Amy Lee of evanescence commenting on a woman's video. The woman is wearing a scarf with the Palestine flag dancing and the subtitle is "What it's like listening to Evanescence's new album Sanctuary". Amy Lee is commenting "Love this! Also love your hair and LOVE your scarf" with rock hand emojis.
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Sanctuary is amazing, if nothing else a recession always gives us great music
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Crown @crownified.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
SHOCKING: Entertainment company actually makes a product designed for the children demographic
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Financially boned this month and something came up, pls help if you can. Only need like $15.
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
COSTCO: here, try this ME: oh yummy COSTCO: so you like it? ME: yes, it's delicious COSTCO: well, we don’t sell it anymore and you'll never see it again.
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Cursed Words is such a bizarre and addicting game
A screen shot showing a won word game. The longest word is TWIRLIGIG (spelled using the tiles "N I 3 5 6 7 I G") and the highest scoring word is OBSESS (spelled using the number tiles "2 3 2 5 4 6")
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Woke up to an overdraft fee and am hating life rn. No way to rectify this before the grace period ends at midnight. Please help! @gaykwon on all the apps below
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
truly unhinged way to exist
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Current Affairs @currentaffairs.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-ban...
currentaffairs.org
The Banal Horror of Jimmy Fallon
Under the sterile blue lights of his studio, Fallon laughs endlessly at the same pseudo-jokes, rubs elbows with Trump and Sam Altman, and ushers in the death of culture.
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
good morning. breakfast burrito morning
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This is a great little video if you are burdened with impulsive thoughts like I have such as "hey you should run over than woman and her stroller" or "wouldn't it be neat to grab your toes and pull them apart like string cheese til you tear your feet in half?" or "stick your hand in the boiling oil"
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