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Kloby

@kolberz.bsky.social
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Sometimes funny gay that likes video games. He/Him. Gay, married. T1D

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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
yup. it feeds on emotions and hope anticipation and bloodlust is especially tasty. which is why leatherface likewise didn't instantly murder with a chainsaw. people gotta suffer and have to struggle to get delicious treats
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A lot of licensed survivors are. Chris Redfield for example, a DND bard, Alucard. Entity is a god and shapes whatever brings into a form that works for its trial. Otherwise DND Vecna and Drac himself from CV would be destroying gods.
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He joined the survivors of Dead By Daylight, and voiced the role (from what I read, because his son was a player). Not as a character, but as himself. As an actor who in a film playing a role in a movie about the game. Real meta stuff but he has fun perks. He has voicelines about killers from movies
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I could play a new game every day for the rest of my life and still never play anything made prior to 2016 if I felt like it. There's simply a large amount of video games that exist. I also like pokemon romhacks, I could probably play a new one of those everyday and never run out. It would be easy
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Using AI is also definitely the message Annihilation was putting out
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh well I'll be, I got 2 books in queue I've just bought but I gotta read this so here's another one
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The truth is that all peoples of all genders only want to read vampire smut. Any time spent by anyone not reading vampire smut is a cover so they look smarter and don't look like they are reading vampire smut, and men don't often write vampire smut. No one talks about this.
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
last i had seen she stopped doing her daytime talk show because she wanted to be able to spend more time with her kids. that seems to be going well for her
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
easily my most problematic hear me out
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i fully deleted my account as much as it would let me, and then one day a friend posted a twitter link in discord and i clicked it out of habit to see the full details and it completely reinstated my account. real nonsense going on over there
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
she retired from her daytime talk show to spend time with her kids, which i guess means getting in pointless feuds on the internet???
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
trent was definitely one of my gay awakenings
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
my husband and me have our PCs on a shared long desk so we can spend time together when we're playing our games and stuff. this is just an advanced form of that, spend time alongside your man while you both enjoy your separate things. good stuff
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i genuinely wonder if it could. unfortunately everyone except the ai company would be the one held accountable for medical fraud
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
whatever the cabbage patch kids grow up into. it's some whole horrible debacle with a true crime documentary we'll see on TLC sometime in the future
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
study currently under review for reporting accuracy. we've updated headline to include "allegedly"
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
they're all canonically lesbians
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it is always free to log off the internet and not post
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i feel like many people are just inventing problems that don't actually exist. i have never had difficulties getting windows to do what i want. universal compatibility is pretty important for me to have
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"hell is simply the absence of god" okay here we go earth version 2
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i didn't take the fbc agent seriously when he was like "I'm not going into west incursion zone it hurts my head"
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's a non-losing gamble. you can win. you can lose by guessing too low (need more insulin) or win by guessing high (now you get to have sweet treats)
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
they get prettier outfits that's all
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i am being bullied by video game players on the internet
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=RcIm... it'll also pretend to be a therapist and give you a real doctor's license number
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Ai told me to kіӏӏ 17 people (and myself)!
YouTube video by Caelan Conrad
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh. this will be good. they were the worst you can be when it comes to the paranormal (profit driven and sleazy with a desire to instill fear) instead of cool (let's get a spirit board and see what happens for fun. no promises and please see a grief counselor instead if that's what's going on)
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's up to the democratic party to provide candidates that appeal to people more than Trump. if the party lost to the bumbling idiot twice then clearly they're out of touch with what people need and want
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
started in my really 30s personally
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Being nasty and hateful about Rebecca Black, who is an openly queer girl making pop music she likes after one of that most vitriolic waves of internet hate is such a brave thing to do really. It's actually a good healthy behavior to point and laugh at a pereceived lolcow
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I gotta admit, I would just listen to the noises and eat the sweet smelling mold, anything else feels like too much effort at that point
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i agree utah should have a lottery if only so i can buy a powerball ticket or two on paydays to give myself a tiny glimmer of hope for the future. fantasizing about things like "a house with a yard" "a car that works" and "food and medicine" are good for the soul
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I always wanted to suck of Eminem in an alley, another harm caused directly to me by kid rock
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i outright block the person anytime it shows up on the feed
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you put fuck's Quest 2 in your cart twice!
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i actually wanted to reinstall and play fortnite anyway it's fine. asding my favorite show definitely isn't the reason I'm doing that.
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
adding it to my "would have been paid but now you get nothing"pile of bills
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they can't win either because if they show me an ai slop song I'll dislike it on principle and if they sneak it in I'd be annoyed they had to lie about it. only living beings can make art and you're not changing my mind about that
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i thought it might be like one of my favorite series (rune factory) but the demo really didn't do much for me. perhaps I'll give it a go if it's on sale
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
its great and i love it doesn't lock you out of content or achievements. I'm 30 to 50 years old so i have increased the prefect dodge timer significantly. i beat 3 bosses prior to turning on assist mode it so i deserve it as a little treat
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"make eating it optional" is sending me though. trying to imagine a situation in which an interviewer (or even neighbors) would feel so compelled to eat the food that you have to give the explicit permission not to
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
against it because it's wasteful and some thirsty person could drink that piss but not because i care which pipe piss goes in
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I try to read a variety of news sources and don't listen to mainstream radio or watch TV because it's 80% ads and have never installed TikTok because it genuinely rots the brain. "You're in a bubble" like alright, enjoy you liking what you've been told to like I guess, I'll be in my bubble
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm not on TikTok and I don't listen to the radio so it seems like any avenues of hearing this song or about this person just missed me entirely. I do have a country playlist I like, specifically with female led vocals but its faith hill, shania, the chicks. Guess this one never smart shuffled in 🤷
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can't recommend it more, but there's a perfect dodge and react quick attack which is kind of a parry
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i really like cheese so I'm gonna play it safe and say "damn I'm not really following this packers stuff. what's going on with it?" then i don't gotta talj and i can eat cheese and listen
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh i'm so glad to hear it. That iron hands did a LOT for me my first time around.
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"no pickles no onions"
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i didn't realize Susan Sarandon was so influential and powerful. If that's the case then they surely should try to appeal to her directly?
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Kloby @kolberz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
no it's all true. chunks of the silver bridge is West Virginia's biggest export to Canada
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