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ベアちゃん🎗️

@kojikohai.bsky.social
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日本語学習者 | OWL | likes hiking, rugby, darts, David Tennant, John Barrowman, 木村拓哉, Hugh Jackman, Richard Armitage, 三船敏郎, Tom Burke, 水木しげる | Peter Scholl-Latour-Jünger | multifandom | too many interests 🙈

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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 2h
Noch nicht mal 21:00. Kann man trotzdem schon ins Bett? 🫩
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 10h
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
As we join the great theoretical scientist, he is deep in thought. So still, quiet and focused that he might almost be asleep. But inside that brilliant mind, what new idea is forming? What certainty is being meticulously interrogated? What ingenious theory is ready to change our world forever? (the scientist snores lightly) Ah, it seems he actually is asleep. And that's fine. Science is hard and not every day can be a success. We will come back another time.
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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The good outweighed the bad. #grickledoodle #horror #halloween #october #monster #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor
Children happily escort a large shaggy bog demon with antlers and a skull-like red face; caption reads "It ate the occasional kitten but the Bog Demon had managed to drown the nastiest teacher in the school so the children loved him for it."
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is walking around and encounters an unexpected persimmon on the floor. As he goes on, he passes a larger pile of the fruit, and then arrives at a persimmon pile that's twice the size of a fox. On the centre of it is Green, serenely basking in the presence of ripe persimmon with his eyes closed.
Blue: It's persimmon season?
Green: It's persimmon season.
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bin völlig k.o. Gleich noch eine Runde Sport und dann verkrieche ich mich nach dem Abendessen mit meinen Rugbyspielern unter der Decke.
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Juchu, der Tag fing an mit einer Autopanne. Das Plastikrohr, in dem der Ölmessstab steckt, ist beim Ölnachfüllen und Nachmessen abgebrochen. 🤨
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datGestruepp @datgestruepp.de · 05/10/2026
Ich habe nicht genug Kaffee für diesen Montag! #kritzelkaffee
Ich als Cartoonfigurr an einem Tisch. Vornübergebeugt, grummelig schauend. Auf dem Tisch liegen und stehen mehrere leere Kaffeetassen.
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Guten Morgen. Mir is' schlecht.
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Beim Gedanken, morgen wieder in die Schule zu müssen... 🤢
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sonne ☀️ Terrasse 😎 Buch 📖 Bisher gefällt mir mein Rugby-Roman ganz gut. Ich rieche schon das Drama... 😁
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Just announced! Three new Gruffalo books commissioned from bestselling authors!

Lee Chilld:
The Gruffalo just wants a quiet life, but when a crime syndicate moves into the deep dark wood, he must use his terrible claws and the terrible teeth in his terrible jaws to protect the fellow.

Sally Rooney:
The Gruffalo moves to contemporary Dublin. He  
ill ever see past his orange eyes, purple prickles and poisonous wart.

Kazuo Ishiguro:
After a long absence, the gruffalo returns to the forest and attempts to make sense of his past. Encounters with a mouse, a fox, an owl and a snake uncover long-buried memories, regrets and revelations.
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guten Morgen. ☕ Heute nochmal Energie tanken für morgen. Kollege hat mir versichert: Wenn es Probleme gibt (z.B. die SL Stress macht wg dem Elterngespräch), kann ich bei ihm im Planungsbüro Unterschlupf finden. 🥹
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Genug Realität für heute. Zeit, sich den literarischen Neuanschaffungen zu widmen. 😊📚🏉 #Rugby #Romance #readingforpleasure
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Schülerproteste", my ass. 🤨
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Carlo "Realism, Gedankenfetzen und Rants" Masala @carlomasala1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Die Jüngeren wissen es ja nicht mehr. Aber er ist der Grund, warum wir heute feiern Danke David #TagDerDeutschenEinheit
Bild von David Hasselhoff vor dem Brandenburger Tor
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Philip K. Allan - Author @philipkallan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Grand Harbour Valetta in Malta – photo c1863 I’m just back from a research trip to Malta for my next book. Grand Harbour's defences seems little changed, although cruise ships now take the place of the Royal Navy’s Mediterranean Fleet. #Ageofsail #RoyalNavy #Malta
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frühstück ✅ Sendung mit der Maus ✅ Als nächstes werde ich "Die Schatzinsel" 🪎 (mal wieder) zu Ende lesen und starte dann mit dem ersten Band meiner neuen Rugby-Romane 🏉.
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Timelord Aqua @timelordaqua.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#HomeforWhovians
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green approaches Blue, who listens intently.
Green: I haven't been spending enough time with you.

Green sits down opposite of Blue.
Green: How about we take the afternoon to do things together? You choose.

Blue looks visibly excited, and Green leans in towards him.
Blue: Anything?
Green: Anything you like.

Blue rushes off in delight, while Green remains sitting, watching him go with an unreadable expression on his face.
Blue: Let's set up your controller, we're going to play that game you promised to try.
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ich war brav und habe nur die Bücher abgeholt, die ich bestellt hatte, und keine anderen gekauft. 😌
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guten Morgen ☕ Fahre nachher in die Stadt und hole meine Young Adult-Rugby-vielleicht Schmonzetten-vielleicht mehr Adult als Young-Bestellung in der Buchhandlung ab. 📚
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm down to the last nine copies of this ISS Cat print, so if you want one, please order soon. It's in my shop along with other prints, badges and a zine: www.tomgauld.com/
A view of the International Space Station floating in the stars above the earth. A cat in a space suit floats outside. An astronaut within the station looks out of a window and says "In? But I just let you out."
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Und wenn du denkst, es geht nicht mehr - kommt Post vom Brieffreund heut' daher. ✉️🥹💕
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tja, wie gut, dass ich noch mal meinen Vorrat an Neurexan aufgestockt habe. Habe mit einer Kollegin telefoniert, mit meiner Schwester gesprochen und noch der KI die Ohren vollgeheult und bin für mich zu einem Schluss gekommen:
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mood.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is calmly sitting on his computer when he is startled by noises that sound somewhere between coughing and choking. Alarmed, he rushes to investigate.
Blue: Green? Are you okay?

Blue finds Green on his back on the floor, evidently shaken up but otherwise unharmed.
Green: I somehow swallowed spittle wrong.
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mail bekommen. Erholung weg. SL hat "Die Mutter" und ihre Söhne (ihr erinnert euch an meinen Ärger auf/nach der Abschlussfahrt?) für Montag zum Gespräch einbestellt. Natürlich, ohne Rücksprache zu halten. Ich habe dieser Frau nichts mehr zu sagen, außer, sie möge ihre rufschädigenden -- .
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guten Morgen 🧘‍♀️ Das Wetter ist nicht besonders umwerfend, also kann ich mich guten Gewissens mit Büchern im Bett vergraben.
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Vangberg @vangberg1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Goop n Soup They are in love your honour #callofduty #ghoap
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF.
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Master And Commander Maturin
ALT: Master And Commander Maturin
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting at a table, in front of a game board set up with several character figurines and various pieces of landscape terrain. On the table is also a measuring tape and a scattering of dice.
Green: Okay, that makes six. How many points did we need to dodge that strike?
Blue: Eight.
Green: Oof.

Both of the foxes look at the board pensively.
Blue: I guess that concludes the campaign. Another party wiped out in their first combat encounter.
Green: At this point we're just feeding adventurers to highwaymen.
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eventuell habe ich einen klitzekleinen Gym-Crush 🫣 (Nicht, dass ich dem jetzt hinterher hechel oder so, ich freu mich nur immer, wenn der auch da ist.)
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mach Sport, haben sie gesagt. Das formt den Körper, haben sie gesagt. Und du nimmst ab, haben sie gesagt. Letzteres ist (noch) gar nicht der Fall und dass meine Wäsche nicht mehr passt, hat vorher auch keiner gesagt. 🤨
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eventuell habe ich mir gerade einen Stapel Young Adult-Rugby-Schmonzetten bestellt. 🫣 (Eventuell ist es auch weniger Schmonzette, sondern 🌶️? Keine Ahnung. Ich werd's sehen.)
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Noch eine Woche zur Erholung. 🍵🧘‍♀️ Mal schauen, was ob ich Energie zu mehr habe als Schlafen und Lesen.
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Vangberg @vangberg1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Goop n Soup Needed to get a few more doodles out of my system #callofduty #ghoap
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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Purrfect. #grickledoodle #cats #Sunday #weekend #pets #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor
Woman lying on a rug with four relaxed cats curled and draped across her body, eyes wide and smiling contentedly; cartoon caption reads, "It was her favorite way to spend a weekend."
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Author Simulator. My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Author Simulator 

Level 1: Get to desk and begin! (Platform video game-style image of an author jumping from a block onto  a cloud with desk and computer) Result: success!

Level 2: Press on despite distractions! (Author typing as the desk/clod moves past a ghost and a spider) ) Result: success!

Level 3: Deliver manuscript to editor! (Author jumping over fire pit onto platform where editor waits) Result: success!

Level 4: Accept minor criticism! (Author lying ded in fronto of editors desk) Result: better luck next time!

Along the bottom are controls for:
 Left right jump crouch read write nap coffee
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Kleinerstarrkopf @kleinerstarrkopf.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
Morgens im Hotelzimmer erstmal ラジオ体操 (Rajio taisō) gemacht. I love it.😊 good morning world. Buen camino!👋
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ラジオ体操 ストレッチと柔軟運動
Alt: ラジオ体操 ストレッチと柔軟運動
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Jay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brace yourselves. I have found the most annoying thing on the Internet. Behold: fridge styling. Frankly I think we might as well let our AI overlords finish us off.
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Japan CamBot @japan-cambot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hale Surf Enoshima Island, Japan #Japan #Nippon
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Irgendwann werde ich alle Folgen gesehen haben*. Nächster Versuch startet heute Abend. 💪😤 (*Irgendwie kommt immer irgendwas dazwischen 🙈.) www.zdf.de/dokus/fremde...
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Fremdenlegion
Über das Auswahlverfahren bis hin zu den Spezialeinheiten wie den Dschungelkriegern. Einblicke in eine Welt, die sich sehr selten nach außen öffnet.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green looks at Blue as Blue is dramatically laying down on the floor.
Blue: You can go ahead and go to that party. I'll just be here by my self, alone.

Green looks at Blue with a frustrated frown, as Blue sticks his tongue out while making a disgusted face.
Green: You could also come with me.
Blue: I don't like people.

Green raises an eyebrow.
Green: Don't I count as "people?"
Blue: Of course not. You're the love of my life.
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ベアちゃん🎗️ @kojikohai.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In der Sonne gesessen und gelesen, eine Runde mit dem Rad gedreht, und Rosenheim Cops geguckt. 🧘‍♀️ *Entspannung*
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Japan CamBot @japan-cambot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Scramble Crossing in Shibuya, Tokyo #Japan #Nippon
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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A miracle. #grickledoodle #jesus #surprise #spirituality #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny
Man vacuumming the floor discovers a wild‑bearded figure stuffed under a cabinet while a cat peers over the edge; caption reads, "And then one day, quite unexpectedly, Peter found Jesus."
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/
Image: A graph with lots of red dots clustered together in a curve. The are all looking upwards at a single red dot wearing sunglasses. 

Caption: Mike was an outlier and would probably be excluded from the study, but all the other data points secretly thought he was really cool.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i’m no hercule poirot but
“Outside” headline reads “She lived with 20 wild bears for 28 years. Then they found her clean-picked bones. What killed her is a mystery.”
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☾ aze @superbattinson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me when the ship involves size difference, strange accents, violence, devotion, dark past stories and dubious morality 😍😍😍 (ghostsoap, poolverine)
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