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If I may have your attention please, I have an announcement: The announcement is that I will be making an announcement sometime between now and the end of the month, so please pay attention as the time gets closer to when I can make the announced announcement. Thank you for your attention.

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fiiiine, i'll get back down there.....

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oh I'm sure it tastes horrible and is downright toxic,,,, but it's six bucks

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(this is a lie, i still have AT LEAST one more scene to write to be sure I'm ready for next session)

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oh the other hand I'm ready for next session so who can say if it was a mistake or not

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(it.... might have been five hours)

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koffy ☕🐻 kuma @koffy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I hyperfocused on TTRPG prep for like four hours while getting over this cold and now I have a pounding headache, so that's fun

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i'm sorry? today was lesbian day and no one was waiting in my bed for me when i got done with work? homophobic

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ZeTrystan @zetrystan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Spam mail.

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i'm sick of being sick, i'll feel mostly fine one minute and an hour later i need a nap and i'm coughing up a lung

Hana @littlenep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

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technically, this is from a BOT that you can use, not anything else. it's a bot that you can use for this thing, so discord had NOTHING to do with this. it was a bot. a third party, non affiliated, bot.

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this is an announcement that i'm gonna do it again

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Hmmmmm..... It's really announcements all the way down isn't it?

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"koffy, why do you keep reposting the announcement several times a day?" Because it's funny and the announcement I'm announcing is important

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Wym I have six hours left in my shift?

Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026

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[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

forbes.com

Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many

Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Weird dragons #137: The Long Wyrm. It's about a metre thick and longer than you can imagine. Maybe not INFINITELY long, because it's not omnipresent, but if you follow the length of its body you'll just keep finding more dragon. Its front end can show up anywhere, but nobody has ever seen the back.

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ber sick today but i have to go back to work (I've been sick since Saturday but i expected to be better by now)

this bear made a typo again, point and laugh at her

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Yuyu1971 @yuyu197100.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

I still to this day think about the first time chatter i got years ago who said something like "hey cutie, I'm really good and making trans girl's flustered" and then left when i wouldn't react.

a stick figure giving another stick figure a thumbs up from a crowd of their friends

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Horryfying ass baby 😱 #addamsfamily #wednesday

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For reasons that have been lost to memory, it was watching Aliens on laserdisk at like, 8 years old at a friend's place The Aliens were scary sure but the part that really got me was the white android blood, nightmares for weeks

same... been in bed most of today

koffy ☕🐻 kuma @koffy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"ds1 is a 3d metroidvania" I've been saying it for a while now tbh

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koffy ☕🐻 kuma @koffy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

like, this is something i've gotten a few times from a chain out here and I only realized recently what an odd combination of cuisine it is

Screenshot of the California chicken cafe website item listing for a "Chinese wrap" including chicken, "Chinese noodles", carrots, greens, snap peas, mayo and a side of "Chinese dressing" in a pita.